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1 million posts before they release McTiernan's version Part II


600. ("I’m sorry," It’s all that I can say. Years gone by and still, words don’t come easily. Like "sorry" (like "sorry"..like "sorry"..).)

Kim Jong Il lat part 26 - Ice Scream

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601. (I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn, you're a little late I'm already torn)

Kim Jong Il part 27 - don't get cheesy on me

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602. (Baby please, I'm on my knees. Praying for the day that you'll be mine!)

Kim Jong Il part 28 - Boots of Destiny

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603. (I'm gonna rain on your parade, no, I won't take it again, and I'll keep raining raining, raining over you.)

I seriously love the mint boots. Love them.

Kim Jong il part 29 - sausage fest

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604. (Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella.)

Ooo, I wanna draw you wearing them... wearing only them.
Like Jack did on the Titanic.

Kim Jong Il part 30 - Master Chief

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605. (I'm staggering in last night's clothes and it's starting to rain and you are gone gone gone. If parted by a river that was running deep and wide I'd build a boat to get to you or else I'd drink it dry, could fill it back up right now as the tears fall from my eyes.)

Oh, draw me like one of them french girls.

Kim Jong il pt 31 - something's fishy

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606. (We could have been so good together. We could have lived this dance forever. But noone's gonna dance with me. Please stay)

Okay then. Get on the bed — errr, couch!

Kim Jong Il pt 32 - Mad Cow Boy.

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607. (Let's dace! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. Let's dance. Let's dance to the song they're playing on the radio.)

You're not gonna show this to my dad again are you?

Kim Jong il let pt 33 - under his umbrella ella ella ella

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608. (I wanna dance, I wanna dance in the light. I wanna rock, I wanna rock your body. I wanna go, I wanna go for a ride. Hop in the music and rock your body right.)

No. These are for my eyes only. I would never dream of sharing them with someone else... without a small price.

Kim Jong Il let pt 34 - Sweet like Chocolate

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609. (Cause we danced on the floor in the round so take my strong advice just remember to always think twice - do think twice.)

You wouldn't. I'm gonna tell everyone that is not me.

Kim Jong Il lat pt 35 - party hard

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610. (What I got to do to make you love me? What I got to do to make you care? What do I do when lightning strikes me? And I wake to find that you're not there?)

I wouldn't. Your secrets are safe with me. Every part of it. Your portrait was the best that I have ever drawn.

Kim Jong Il lat pt 36 - Beer Googles

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611. ( go on go on leave me breathless)

Kim Jong Il lat pt 37 - you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me?

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612. (When love hurts, it won't work. Maybe we need some time alone. We need to let it breathe.)

Kim Jong Il lat pt 37 - Which Button Should I push?

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613. (And all the roads that lead to you were winding and all the lights that light the way are blinding - there are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how)

Kim Jong Il lat pt 38. shes are made for walking (I swear to god I've never ever seen shoes this ugly.)

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613. (Say it once, say it twice. Just say it anyway you like it. Just say it tonight, coz you know that tomorrow's gonna be too late.)

I nearly thought it was a shoe inspired by Coca-Cola.

Kim Jong Il lat pt 38. Aquarium Requim

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614. (save tonight, and fight the break of dawn, come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone)


Kim Jong Il - if you like it put a sock on it

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615. (Until the day. Until the world falls away. Until you say there will no more good-byes. I see it in your eyes. Tomorrow never dies.)

I nearly thought it was a shoe inspired by Coca-Cola.

Kim Jong Il lat pt 41. How much is that noodles in the window?

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616. (goldeneye no time for sweetness, but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 42. - the season to be jolly

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617. (But if you're lonely, Kiss the boys and make them cry. It only, hurts you for a little while. And we'll keep, turning, Turning round the sun, And all the days roll into one.)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 43. - I like the feeling of melons in my hand

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618. (I am done with my graceless heart so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart 'cause I like to keep my issues strong - it's always darkest before the dawn)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 44 - no friend requests today?

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619. (Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 45 - Pull my finger?

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I have to eat dinner now. See you in 30 minutes :)

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620. (if you walk out on me, I'm walking after you. Another heart cracked in two...)

Kim Jong Il lat pt 46. - soap opera?

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621. (My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me, 'til then I walk alone)

Kim Jong Il lat pt 47. - Pissing Contest

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622. (Keep in mind, we're under the same sky and the nights - as empty for me, as for you)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 48. - primordial soup

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624. ('cause we all live under the same sun. We all walk under the same moon. Then why, why can't we live as one?)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 49. - Sugar and Spice and everything nice

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625. (We're one but we're not the same, we have to carry each other, carry each other, one...)


Kim Jong Il LAT pt 50 - Humpty Dumpty

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626. (Let's make it all for one and all for love. Let the one you hold be the one you want, The one you need.)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 51 - Soylent Green Machine

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627. (When you love a woman then tell her that she's really wanted, when you love a woman then tell her that she's the one)

Kim Jong Il pt 52 - chemical X

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628. (When a man loves a woman, can't keep his mind on nothing else. He'll trade the world For the good thing he's found.)

Kim Jong Il pt 53 - Book of Secrets

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629. ('cuz she works hard for the money, so hard for it honey, so you better treat her right.)

Kim Jong IL pt. 54 - in Mother Russia, bread eat you.

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630. (If you treat me fairly, I'll give you all my goods... Treat you like a real woman should. Baby, I know you're worth it.)

Kim Jong IL pt. 55 - Long, White Stick.

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631. (nothing compares to you, I sai nothing compares to you)

Kim Jong Il pt 56. - Ol Macdonald had a farm

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632. (I imagine the things we'll do. I just wanna be loved by you. No one like you - I can't wait for the nights with you.)

Kim Jong Il pt 57. - The kids are in the oven

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633. (Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide - this fever for you is just burning me up inside)

Kim Jong il lat 58 - transformers

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633. (I got a fever for you. And my friends all think I'm crazy. Yeah, my mother won't talk to me again. If I take you back to bed.)

Kim Jong il lat 59 - Happy birthday Mr President

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635 - you cheated - (Love, my aim is straight and true Cupid’s arrow is just for you, I even painted my toe nails for you - I did it just the other day)

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/satellite_lyrics_lena_meyer_landrut.html
All about Lena Meyer+Landrut: http://www.musictory.com/music/Lena+Meyer+Landrut

Kim Jong Il lat 60 - Uuuuh what does this button do?

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635 - you cheated - (Love, my aim is straight and true Cupid’s arrow is just for you, I even painted my toe nails for you - I did it just the other day)

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/satellite_lyrics_lena_meyer_landrut.html
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636. Well you cheated first, getting all your lyrics from lyricsmania.com. I thought we were posting lyrics from our memories.

(Cupid draw back your bow. And you let your arrow go. Straight to my lover's heart for me. Nobody but me.)

Kim Jong Il lat 61 - Cover Girl

http://img1.imagilive.com/1210/herro_magazinef91.jpg

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637. - please, like you didn't copy paste any lyrics. Come on. -

(it's just me and my Arrow, straighter than narrow, me and my Arrow)

Kim Jong Il lat 62 - what a great day to take over the world

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638. - okay, I admit it. By you didn't caught me in the act doing so. Not like you did just now. -

(Everytime you bring you ass around, I put it down. Cupid ain't got *beep* on me. Loading up my arrow, cocking back your bow. Cupid ain't got *beep* on me.)

Kim Jong Il lat 63 - Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

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639. -you cheated yet again, that picture of the Dear Leader looking at eggs, I posted that already. Pfffff. Giving me a hard time for some lyrics...-

(baby if you give it to me, I'll give it to you, I know what you want, you know I got it)

Kim Jong Il lat 64 - puttin' his groove on

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640. Oh that was what you meant when you said I cheated. I thought you were suffering to the lyrics, or the post numbers.

(If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice. If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night. We ain't here to hurt nobody. So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

Kim Jong Il lat 65: Cobbs in a row

http://theincredible.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kim.jpg

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641. No, I meant you cheated on the post number, on the lyrics AND on the pictures. As a consequence, the song is about cheating too -

You should hear what they say about you, (cheat cheat)
They say, they say you never never never ever been true. (cheat cheat)


Kim Jong Il lat 66 - yellow submarine

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642.

Well I guess I've been a bad boy lately, and we all know that bad boys require punishment.

(UH! Bad boys watcha gon, watcha gon, watcha gonna do? When sheriff john brown come for you? Tell me! Whatcha gonna do? When they come for you?)

Kim Jong Il lat 67 - First in line

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643.

Yeah, you've been bad.

Bad to the bone, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad to the bone - You make a rich woman beg, you make a good woman steal, you make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal.


Kim Jong Il lat 68 - stoned

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644.

Ooo, so what are you going to do to make sure I don't misbehave?

(Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy. Always gettin' so restless, nothin' but trouble. Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy. Leave me feelin breathless, nothin' but trouble. Boys will be boys, bad boy, bad boy.)

Kim Jong Il lat 69 - Sixty-Nine and counting

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59500/Kim-Jong-Il-Playing-Strip-P oker-Painting--59538.jpg

Sleepy time now. I'll probably be up in 6 hours time. Good night, darling.

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654.

Well you need to get down on your knees and pray, else I'm not gonna forgive you.

(when I was just a baby my momma told me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever mess with guns", but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die)

Kim Jong IL pt 70 - who da man?

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655.

So, while I am on my knees praying, where will you be?

(As they grew I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool. I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like. On my knees in the night, Sayin prayers in the street light.)

Kim Jong IL pt 71 - The Express Lane

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656

Heh I'll let you figure that out on your own.

(Oh papa don't preach, I'm gonna keep my baby)

Kim Jong Il pt 72 - trolling on forums?

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656

So, shall I close my eyes while praying? Or open them?

(Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout. Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? I wanna have your babies. Get serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies. I see 'em springing up like daisies.)

Kim Jong Il pt 73 - My Little Dictator: Friendship Is Magic

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658 - you cheated again.

Keep em like you see fit. I don't mind either way.

(I push my seed in her push for life
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll)

Kim Jong Il pt 74 - wonderwall

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659 - Opps, I did it again. Must not be pryaing hard enough. I told you this whole thing is new to me.

(Please have my baby, yeah I'm talkin to you, if you want to have my baby then here's what you do, take your clothes off and let your love come down, take your clothes off and let your love come down)

Kim Jong Il pt 75 - Forever Alone

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660 You go down and pray I didn't tell you to stop did I?

(This bed is on fire with passion and love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 76 - his milkshake brings very few people to the yard.

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661. Sorry, but my knees ached. I'm not used to spend so much time on it.

(Over and over the same mistakes. How many last straws till it breaks? Oh, we make love so hard. We make love so hard)

Kim Jong Il LAT pt 77 - Canned Goods

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662 Uh I see. Ok then. But next time, try to behave.

(Don't get me wrong, if I come and go like fashion, I might be great tomorrow but hopeless yesterday)

Kim Jong Il lat 78 - what's cooking doc?

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663. So how should I punish you for misbehaving?

(The sun'll come out, Tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar. That tomorrow, There'll be sun! )

Kim Jong Il lat 78 - Gangsta Paradise

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664 What have I done this time?!

(Black hole sun won't you come and wash away the rain?)

Kim Jong Il 79 - cheers darling.

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665. No, I'm just saying. What kind of punishment do you deserve if you make a mistake?

(Girl my body don't lie, I'm outta my mind. Let it rain over me, I'm rising so high. Out of my mind. So let it rain over me.)

Kim Jong Il 80 - Sperm Bank Heist

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666 <--------- the power of Christ compells you!

And you think it's a good idea asking me that? Well, a good punishmen is take away all my Justin bieber cds.

Kim Jong Il 81 - we'll have a Mcdonalds here!

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667. You have the devil in you. I'll have to expel him out, using my holy power.

I change my mind. Your punishment will involve whips, candles, and hot chocolate.

Kim Jong Il 82 - White poppy fields

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668. Wow sure sounds like an entertaining evening.

Kim Jong Il lat 83 - herro? is it me you're rooking for?

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669.

Yeah, you might want to clear your schedule for a bit. This might take a while.

Kim Jong Il lat 84 - Blue Boxes of Death

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670

A few hours at least.

Kim Jong Il lat 85 - Rock your body

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671.

A whole day at the most.

Kim Jong Il lat 86 - Playing with my Wii

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672.

Drakstrolm, y you no love me long time? (&#23662;&#3232;&#30410;&#3232;)&#23662;

Kim Jong Il lat 87 - death by powerpoint

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673.

dee_dee, because my loving is too beaucoup for your taste.

Kim Jong Il lat 88 - My Heart will go on

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Hey listen. I did the math - we're barely at 663.

You cheated again and again and again.

Kim Jong Il lat 89 - I heart Juice

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666. Well what do you know, turns out I was the one who got this number.
And I got proof you're the one who cheated. Don't believe me?

654.

Well you need to get down on your knees and pray, else I'm not gonna forgive you.

(when I was just a baby my momma told me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever mess with guns", but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die)

You were suppose to write 645.
Now get on your knees and prepare for some divine punishment.

Kim Jong Il lat 90 - Time Paradox

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you were supposed to be at 664!!!!

I'll be damned if I let you catch me! Besides it's not like I did it on purpose.

:P

Kim Jong Il lat 91 - the apple of my eye

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668.

Come now. You're now worming your way out of this punishment. I already got the whip, candles and chocolate ready.

Kim Jong Il lat 92 - Snowballs

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667 - you were supposed to write 666 damn it.

You're not setting a good example I'm afraid punishing me is out of the question. :|

Kim Jong Il lat 93 - no Nickelback, please.

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670. No I'm not, and here's the proof.

I started this post with 600. When a person starts a new thread, the number of replies would be zero, 0.
And since there are 69 replies to this thread (not including the one I'm making now), it should be

600 + 69 = 669.

So hah, you get double punishment for being wrong... again... and for not admitting... and blaming others. I'll get the candles and melted chocolate ready.

Kim Jong Il lat 94 - The Joker

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667 - no, I am right and you are wrong.

Last thread stopped at 598.

598+69=667.

Therefore I am right. You tell me now, shall I be merciful or cruel?!

Kim Jong Il lat 95 - no mayo

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672.

Hah, wrong again. Last post stopped at 599. We forgot to add markturner's post to the count

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120657/board/thread/176256009?d=190901965 &p=24#190901965

Will you beg for leniency? It won't make me change my mind, but it will sure put me in a good mood.

Kim Jong Il lat 96 - Pimpin ain't easy

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669.

You take a good look at the board. It clearly says 598.

I am not begging for anything. I have a special power that makes me be right all the time.

Kim jong il lat 97 - lookin goooooooood.

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674.

That is 598 replies. You forgot to add my first post, the one that isn't counted in the replies. My first post with the number "1" in it.
If you don't believe me, you can start a new thread, then you will see that your post will start with zero replies, the number does not include the original post.

I'm afraid you will develop a new power. This power will allow you to use the word "Master" to address me.

Kim Jong Il lat 98 - Hands high when we fly by.

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673.

Ohhh... even if you add one to the count your post is NOT 674, but 672.

Oh rly? I've got the pussy, so I'm right. We will end the discussion right now or else

Kim Jong il lat 99 - I rike

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674.

Fine, but you better make sure your *beep* is all warmed-up for dinner, coz that's what I wanna eat when I get back home from work.

Kim Jong Il lat 99 - Cocaine Lord

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Anothe victory, my fellow comrades. Soon, men will be pets on a leash. Yesssssssssssss

Kim Jong Il lat 100 - it was this tall, I swear.

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676.

I swear to God, once we make contact with a sexy humanoid alien, complete with a *beep* that we could stick it in, Earth women will outlive their usefulness.

Kim Jong Il lat 101 - The Clapping Game

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-ki m-jong-il-crazy-know.jpg

Sleepy time now. It's 1.40 am here and I have to wake up early. Night dear.

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Heh no one is even gonna try and tap this (CAREFUL SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IF YOU MOM IS NEAR BY)

http://members3.jcom.home.ne.jp/p-stylejazz/NewbornAlien0221.jpg

Kim Jong Il - NK vodka makes you stronger

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678.

I don't know, she has a great set of teeth. I wonder if she gives good head?

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Kim Jong Il lat 103 - Testing the Waters

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(Hah! You didn't number the movies. Bend over and get ready to receive the hot chocolate.)

GTG to school now. Bye.

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Do you really think there would me much left of your d!ck if you stick it in her mouth? I heard she can turn a man's pen!s into spagetti.

Kim Jong Il lat 104 - suck it lego

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680.

If you're giving someone head using your teeth, you're doing it wrong.

Kim Jong Il lat 105 - Do the Dew

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681.

Is that rethorical?

Kim Jong Il let 106 - I'mma take wizz right here

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682.

Probably. But it probably could be hysterical instead.

Kim Jong Il let 107 - Running Water

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683

Well, you know what they say, don't bite off more than you can chew.

Kim Jong Il lat 108 - Le pont d'Avignon

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684.

Well, you know what they say, don't talk with your mouth full.

Kim Jong Il lat 109 - Mother's Milk

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685.

Well you know what they say, don't spit when you can swallow (they don't really say that, I just made it up)

Kim Jong Il lat 110 - NKFC

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686.

Well you know what they say, the difference between liking, loving and showing off is spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Kim Jong Il lat 111 - Fruity Tutty

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687

Well you know what they say, don't cry over the spilt milk.

Kim Jong Il lat 112 - 2 inches of hard d!ck

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688.

Well you know what they say, milk does the body good.

Kim Jong Il lat 113 - Wining and Dining

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689

You know what they say, it can make your skin look great

Kim Jong Il lat 114 - all corny

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690.

You know what they say, just don't get it in your hair.

Kim Jong Il lat 115 - Up in the Air

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691.

Or in your eyes.

Ultimate Kim Jong Il Looking at Things -

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692.

You know what they say, just don't get it on the sofa.

Kim Jong Il lat 117 - And the picture where they all look slightly to the left

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693.

Yeah, they say getting it on the drapes either.

Kim Jong Il LAT last episode - Kimseption?

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694.

Yeah, they say don't get it into the goldfish bowl too.

Kim Jong Il lat 119 - Handsome devil

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695

WTF goldfish bowl?! SRSLY?! Wow. I won't ask.

Still, don't get it on your pants.

Red hot commie love part 1 - the great pretender

http://www.communistsforkerry.com/Tshirts/Stalin_TShirt_Medal.jpg

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696.

Don't get it on the tux.

Red hot commie love part 2 - Letters to the Editor

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Hi giskardia,. If you celebrate Christmas, well Merry Christmas to you.

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Hey darling, just dropped by to say happy new year!

Sorry for not being able to chat with you all day, things got ... a little out of control here. Nothing bad, on the contrary.

So, lots of love from Bucharest talk to you soon.

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700.

I missed you so much, it hurts. Just glad to hear from you again.

Take your time to deal with your business.

There's always a safe harbor for you here to shelter from the storm.

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"Hi giskardia,. If you celebrate Christmas, well Merry Christmas to you. "

And to you, darkstrolm. And a Happy New Year. Let's hope we're another Christmas closer to the McTiernan cut of 'The 13th Warrior' !!

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702.

And a happy new year to you too.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-k itten-wishes-you-a-happy-new-year.jpg

It's been 12 years since The 13th Warrior came out. Let's hope McTiernan's cut will be released before the world ends.

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703

and counting

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704.

Wanna post your favorite scenes here? Here's mine.

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705

One scene that comes to mind, is near the beginning, on the voyage, Ahmed doesn't understand the Viking language, but via some great filming by McTiernan and fine editing, he learns their words over what must be a week or 2 (perhaps several) at sea. It allows for an excellent transition from the spoken Viking language (foreign to most cinema audiences and our main character), to one of understanding and partial acceptance of the Ahmed amongst the 12 Vikings.

It reminds me of another technique McTiernan used to get passed the language "problem" for the English speaking audiences: 'The Hunt For Red October'. At the beginning of the film all the main Russian characters are speaking Russian, but because this probably would've bored many an English speaking audience, a gentle transition is made via slow zoom-in to a letter being read out loud in Russian, English is then used, zoom out. Nice.

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706.

Ooo, I remember that technique in The Hunt For Red October. It was done brilliantly too.


Sometimes Hollywood doesn't take as much effort to portray the shift in languages. They would have a scene where on foreign dude is having a conversation with his friend, and they will be speaking English.

I mean, you are guy in a foreign country where English isn't the first language, and with a friend who's also from the same country, yet you guys are speaking English just for the sake of the Western audience who can't be bothered to read the subtitles.

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707.

Hehe Dark, yeah, I know what you mean. And thay all have the accent. Say french dude talks to another french dude in english but wiht the french accent so the audience won't forget they're french.

So... what have you been up to? Santa called and he said somebody stole his naughty girls list... hope you don't have anything to do with that!

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708

Actually, darkstrolm, I'm Australian. But as a native English speaker, I always prefer foreign language films with subtitles, as I despise dubbed films. Films from Studio Gibli in Japan are a great example of this, as the dubbed-into-English versions with Hollywood actors adding their voices seem to get much more attention than the 'original' (due to the marketing, of course). Not a fan.

But I can understand the necessity to have a film in English when a lot of Hollywood money is pumped into what is traditionally a non-English speaking story, such as 'The 13th Warrior', the newly released 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' or the upcoming '47 Ronin'.

By the way, darkstrom, have you ever seen 'Seven Samurai'? I think both 'The 13th Warrior' and 'Seven Samurai' share very similar story lines. Love them both (the 2 narratives originating, it seems, from the ancient 'Beowulf' story).

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709.

dee_dee333-1, sorry for the late reply. I wanted to reply but I was late for school. I'm teaching morning sessions now, so no more staying up late.

There's nothing much going on with me, except I put on some weight during the holidays. I was trying to lose 5 kgs and I manage to get another 5 kgs more, goddammit.

Anyway, it's good to hear from you. Have you been doing well?

Clearly I have to lay of the junk food and play more football.

giskardia, I've seen Seven Samurai. The director is clearly a master story teller. I would watch this movie and The 13th Warrior back to back anytime.

And holy crap, I've just opened the wiki page for 47 Ronin and Keanu Reeves is in this? As a Japanesse guy?

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712

Indeed, 'Seven Samurai' is an outstanding film, a classic amongst classics.

And the story of '47 Ronin' is actually very good. How they plan on incorporating Keanu Reeves into the narrative will become clear when the film is released. The story bears similarities with '13 Assassins', a recent and impressive bloodshed samurai film, telling the tale of a group of samurais hired to hunt down an evil dictator.

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713. I've heard of the 47 Ronin tale before, how they had to wait patiently for quite some time before the could get their revenge. It's a good story and I can't wait to see how they will potray it on the big screen.

I dare not visit the IMDB thread for the movie, troll are probably making their nest there.

I have 13 Samurai on my laptop. Still haven't gotten around to watching. Perhaps this weekend.

How are you doing by the way?

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714

Well, thanks. You? And from which land to you hail?

Reading an article about McTiernan yesterday, I was disappointed he isn't making any new films these days. I understand he's having some problems with the US government, but I lament the days when he was making some of most impressive films for their time: 'Die Hard', 'Predator' & 'Hunt for Red October'. And films with lesser impact but equally as impressive: 'Die Hard 3', 'The 13th Warrior' and 'The Thomas Crown Affair' (yep, I really enjoy this film - the terrific chemistry between Brosnan and Russo, with slick camera work and tight editing. Great fun!).

Too bad he can't be tempted back to helm 'Die Hard 5', cause that's a series which on both occasions has greatly benefited from his vision and skills as an excellent director. Perhaps he can make the 2nd film from the popular Millennium series - 'The Girl Who Played With Fire' - should David Fincher not return to the series. And like Fincher, I reckon he'd do the story justice, no doubt about it...

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715.

Ah sorry, forget to tell you that I'm from Malaysia. We are practically neighbors I guess.

McTiernan is having problems with the US government? That's the first time I've heard of it. Guess I have to check out his wiki page. And I do love all his films.
Especially The Hunt For Red October. Besides viking movies, I love watching films about submarines.

Have you seen The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Both version? If you have, then what is your opinion regarding both movies? I would love to hear them.
I wanted to read the book first but I could never find the time to go to the store and buy one.

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717.

Hello JuanCalot, thanks for posting. You are the eighteenth man.

"Who will be the nineteenth man?"


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McTiernan: US government woes due to lying about phone tapping, or some such.

I've got a feeling McTiernan has hung up his director's hat, as it's been nearly 10 years since his last film. This, compounded by his disappointing financial returns at the box office for pretty much his last 3-4 films, I reckon we've seen the last McTiernan directed film. But I hope I'm wrong...

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719.

Please don't let him resort to making popcorn movies filled with explosions, fast moving cars, hot babes who can't act, and annoying sidekicks.

God knows we have enough of those already.

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720

Indeed, one Michael Bay is already too many!

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721.

What's worst is Michael Bay' keeps making films that rakes in money, which makes the studios think that's what the audiences want, which makes them flood the market with more Michael Bay's films.

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722

Yep, studios love Bay. And Spielberg said a few weeks ago that he wants Bay to continue making Transformers film. That's exactly what mainstream film doesn't need - more high-grossing Michael Bay porn. How on Earth did the last Transformer film make a billion plus dollars?!! It was dreadful.

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723.

I know! I wished they cut down on the whiny humans. I can can only tolerate Shia LaBeouf screaming like a b!tch for so long.

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725.

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726

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727. Palindrome!

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730

Hey sweetie, how are you?

It's snowing here, I couldn't go out for almost a week. It's snowing and it's cold, almost -30. F^%k I hate winter. Not even the dogs want to go out, I have to drag them else they'd s%&t all over the kitchen floor.

Hell, I'm sure you're just getting ready for a nice trip to the water park, flip flop shopping and whatnot this weekend. :)

Dee

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732.

Hello stranger, haven't seen you in a while :)

I'm now in the middle of a four day holiday. Am planning to catch a movie tomorrow with a friend.

Haven't been to any water park lately. So unable to ogle at girls in bikinis. Lucky there's the internet.

How bout you. How's life treating you so far?

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733.

Oh I'm ok, I just had a test today, and another one on Monday. No biggie, I'm doing fine, except for the snow. Seriously, huge amounts of it EVERYWHERE! It's a nightmare, and the wind howling outside, it's all crazy.

The road was closed for 3 days, and I think they're gonna close it again, just hope I can get to school in time for the test.

Oh and we had some riots here in Bucharest a couple of weeks ago. Some dudes burned down a few shops and threw stuff at the riot police. It was pretty awesome.

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734.

Good luck on the test. Maybe you should make preparations, in case you have to spend the night at school because of the snow.

I suggest bringing some extra clothing, a blanket, and a spear (use the spear to hunt for deer when the food runs out. Also useful to fend of wolves).

Just got back from watching Chronicle. It was an okay movie, beats the hell out of the movies my country makes nowadays.

What were the dudes rioting about? Police shut down their favorite night club or something?

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735.

I was thinking of getting some poisoned arrows you know, just in case some rival tribe thinks about attacking my cave and take the women and children as slaves.

Ughhh...Chronicle, eh? well I've seen Underworld (4? 5? is it 5 yet?) in 3d because I'd watch just about anything in 3d, no matter how bad it is. I would even watch a Nicleback bio in 3D.

No, it's a little more complicated than that... they want the president to leave, because he's pretty much the most incompetent f$%^k that ever walked the earth. It all started out as a protest but then the riot police sort of provoked the people so some young students started throwing stuff at them and it all went crazy from there. There was only one night of violence, but the protest goes on even in the biting cold.

You know, I even wanted to go, but then I thought, hey, I didn't vote for this *beep* why should I go and catch a cold maybe even get arrested?


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736.

Heh, I could have watched Underworld 4 too, but my friend got tired of watching Kate Beckinsale pout her lips, or see her sexy behind in tight pants.

I would never watch anything in 3D, unless someone's paying, or it's porn, or maybe both.

Why is it when you're down to two choices for president, one of them tends to be an incompetent f$%^k? Is there not a whole list of people more suitable and qualified or the job?

You get a 50/50 chance of electing someone who would ruin the country, and another who would send it backwards for another 5 years.

Anyway, it's Sunday here. and I have no plans of going out. Partly because I'm too tired from yesterday, and a another reason is because I'm nearly broke.

I blew half my wages on this sweet b!tchin desktop for gaming (my laptop has stop working), and the other half of my wages paying my loans.

But it's definitely worth it.

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737.

Well 3D is not all that expensive here... I mean, there's only a tiny itsy-bitsy difference from the already expensive 2D so if you have to choose it's gonna be expensive anyway. I would def like too see what a porno looks like in 3D I tell you that, but did you ever wonder what a porno looks/feels like in 4D?! Like do you think the audience gets you know, splashed? I bet it would be something like a college boys only party where they all chip in and buy some ukrainian prostitute for 100 euros, and then everyone goes back home with someone else's dry children on their clothes. I probably took this thread to another level of yuck and I'm sorry for that :))

Hey I'm sorry you're broke, sure am glad I have no loans, you can hang out with me if you want. We have goddamn frozen rain here, so the roads are EXTREMELY dangerous now, and I need to study for tomorrow's test so, def no going out for me.

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738.

I like the movies' color in 2D, vibrant and alive. 3D's colors always seems too dark and blue.

4D porn? I'd be the first in line to buy tickets. Heck, I might even see it 3 more times. You can get ukrainian prostitute for 100 euros?

That's like 400 bucks of my money, which is like 1/6 of my wage. But I did blew 3/6 of my wage on computer parts, so 100 euro should be a steal.

The irony is that, now I have my b!tchin computer gaming system, I've run out of money to buy any computer games (even the pirated ones).

So I'm stuck with playing plants versus zombies for now.

Hmmm, me and you... stuck in a house with nothing to do... during the freezing rainy season... How should we keep ourselves warm? Should we play... chess?

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739.

Some of my fave movies are in black and white, I don't care about colour (hehe and I'm not talking just about movies here) it's just that I really love 3D, especially horror movies in 3D. Like when you have stuff trying to grab you and things thrown at you, oh I love that.

Yeah I heard some guys bought a bulgarian one for 200$ a few years ago and they just set her free after one night. Of course, they said she hardly looked like a human being but those guys didn't care much.

Plants vs zombies hahaha first world problems.

Well, do you play chess? I know I don't. How about watching "s**t people say" on youtube?

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740.

Can you imagine seeing Seven Samurai in color? It would make you feel uncomfortable in your pants, but in a good way.

I will always be biased against 3D, but that's because I wear glasses. And if I'm watching a movie for the first time, I will watch it in 2D first. I may watch it in 3D later, if someone's paying for it.

Did they set her free after they had their fun? I hear all these horror story about girls being kidnapped/sold, pumped up full of drugs to get them addicted, and force them into prostitution.

I don't play chess too well. Hmmm, watching sh!t people say seems intriguing. Do they get hit in the crotch by flying balls afterwards? If so they I guess we have a plan for the weekends.

Anyway, in about an hour I'll be heading back to my grandmother's hometown with my brother and sisters to celebrate my elder brother's birthday. We're having a barbecue tomorrow.

See you later.

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741.

OMG that would be like seeing the rainbow. I would totally pee my pants seeing Katsu's smile. Oh, wait, I think I peed my pants right now just thinking about in in black and white.

Aww, you should get contacts just for watching 3D, I promise you'll love it. It's just not the same if you watch a movie in 3d after you've seen it in 2d, but I have to say you are right about the colours - too dark and cold.

Oh, yeah that really happens. But the girls usually don't get kidnapped randomly from the streets - it's usually because her family asked for money from some local thug and they couldn't give it back, the thug sells their daughter to a pimp. I hear about this on the news all the time... usually they end up dead a few years later, they either OD or they cross the pimp, trying to run and get tortured and killed (the torture is used to scare the other girls)

Nooo... no they don't get hit in the nut jar. It's more like a stereotype meme, it's pretty fun to watch when you don't feel like studying.

Barbecue? Now I seriously envy your weather. I bet you'll even get a tan, and drink some delicious coconut milk drink... *sigh* well... I'll enjoy my hot chocolate and pray the roads won't be icy tomorrow.

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Even if its terrible it will still be worth a buy. All they need to do is seamlessly branch it in the blu-ray with the Theatrical cut.

It would be a very popular Blu-Ray.

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743.

Hello and welcome AGood. If this is your first time on this thread, then I guess it will make you the nineteenth man.

"Who will be the twentieth man?"

A The 13th Warrior Blu-Ray would indeed be a popular sell. There are a lot of people out there who are fans of the film, and of the genre. The studio should get off their @sses and start gathering all the excess materials they have from this film and compile it in one big disc of happiness.

dee dee, I'm too sloppy to wear contacts. I either lose them on the field/bathroom/class, or sleep with them on, or forgot to put them when I go to school.

I can't remember if we've talked about this before, but have we discussed about the movie Taken? It's about a former Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operative who sets about tracking down his daughter after she is kidnapped while traveling in France. I recommend you view this film before traveling abroad, or even going out of the house.

Why don't you come on over? You can wear your two piece costume, and feel the warm sand between your toes and the smell of grill/roasted marinated chicken being cooked with charcoal. Oh wait, you have that exam that you have to take.

Maybe next time then.

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Yeah yeah, keep bragging about your perfeet weather. We have summer too you know?! And it's hot! Just not this time fo the year. So quit talking about stuff like two piece (oh I got so many of them, there's even a cute rainbow one, I love that one the most) and sand and ice cream.

My car broke down today because of the cold, really, jokes about the weather seem very cruel to me right now :))

Hey since I'm gonna be stuck home for the next few days I will watch that movie. Also if you ever want to come to Europe, you should watch Hostel, it's very encouraging.

Seriously, Imma watch Seven Samurai again. In fact I'm gonna have like a Katsushiro marathon, watch all the movies I have starring him. *sigh* he's sooooo amazing.

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Sorry to hear about your car. You must be impatient for summer to come am I right? All those guidos flocking the beaches with their speedoes and their jewelries.

Mmm, I can't wait to go to Amsterdam. I hear it's a nice place to go window shopping. And the special herbal cake there is good for your health.

A Katsushiro marathon? Make sure you have lots of tissues handy, to wipe the over-spill.

PS Just got back from two birthday parties (my brother's barbecue and my brother's friend who mheld a party for his one year old son) and I am stuffed.

Goodbye diet, hello body that's losing it's shape :(

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Oh thank you for your kind words, it was useless to me these days anyway, roads are closed again so, I have a double excuse for sitting on my butt and watching old movies yay!

Yeah, or you could go to France. You'll have a great time! And don't worry if you don't know French, everyone speaks English, and you can understand them PERFECTLY.

I didn't start the marathon yet... I'm gonna make some chips later, maybe look for that dip my aunties made, you know, I want it to be perfect.

Oh come on, don't worry so much about weight, it's just some cake and barbecue, it's not like you quit smoking or nothing.

Hey, the party for the baby, was it a traditional one? In my country, when the baby's 1yo we cut his/her hair for the first time. And then, the godparents prepare a tray with all sorts of objects on it - jewelry, a book, crayons, money, car keys, ecc. Then they have the baby choose 3 objects, and based on the choices you can tell what he/she will become. I think I chose a book, a pen and thread - I love reading, I love writing, I love crafts. Funny huh?

Imagine what a future pimp would choose...

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Maybe you should buy a snow mobile, or a sled that those dogs pull, I'm sure you would look cool with a whip in your hand yelling "Mush! Mush!"

Or maybe we could go on a trip together to Vietnam. I hear the girls there are so into us, they are willing to give their attention to us for an extended period of time.

You have a special recipe for the dip? Cool. Share it with me. Maybe I can even make some.

Do you know how hard for me to lose weight? And how easy it is to gain it? It's like fighting an uphill battle.

Nan, it's just a regular party. But it's interesting to hear about your country's custom. If I was a 1 year old kid, I'd probably pick a playboy magazine, a computer, and a bag of chips.

A future pimp would probably choose a cane, a sunglasses, and a hat with a feather in it.

PS Sleepy time now, and this f\/ckin laptop died 5 time while I was typing this message to you.


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I lolled like crazy when I read that thing about me in a dog sled... I would, of course, use my own dogs, we have no huskies here. My dogs are german shorthaired pointers, and they behave like those dogs from Up, you know "SQUIRREL?!!". That's actually a good idea, I bet they'd chew up the sled, then they'd chew me up too.

About Vietnam, I heard it's also totally safe, like nobody would ever steal your camera and then scare you off with some bada** ju jitsu.

You don't like being chubby, huh? Like how much do you weight now anyway? :D

Heh you know, I don't believe in superstitions but this thing with the tray proved to be true many many times. For example my sister chose make-up (don't remember the other 2 objects) and she's always wanted to become a make-up artist, she's got an impressive collection of lipsticks and whatnot.

Criss Angel chose a Twilight book, a Barbie magic wand (the one with pink feathers on) and his mom's bra.

(ughhh Criss Angle, remember the good old days?)

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Heh, imagine that. A sled pulled by dogs that uses it's owner for fuel.

About Vietnam, you know half of them ladies are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only pick the ones that cough.

Well, I'm 78 kg and 169 cm, which means I have a good body mass and height ration. But I'm trying to get to 70, so that my favorite pants would fit better.

I don't believe in superstition too, but maybe there's some truth to your custom. I have a niece who's going to turn two this January. Do you think it still works, asking her to choose stuff from a tray?

Oh Criss, I miss making fun of him. And Kim Jong-il. And Muammar Gaddafi.
On second thought, why isn't Criss dead yet?


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Well, they ate a chainsaw once. They would have no problem eating me.

Heh, you're 1,69 I'm 1,66 (no heels) I'm almost taller than you na na na na! So what kind of diet are you on? Have you tried the one day cheese, one day meat, one day veggies one? I heard it works.

Yeah, I believe you can try it with your little niece, tell me what she chooses so I can make predictions. Also, in the old days, when my grandma was a little girl, they didn't know when the baby's birthday was so they had this party whenever they could, the kid had to be big enough to choose from the tray(more than 8 months I guess) Also, they only cut the boys' hair, for girls the tradition was different - they used to bake this huge bread and break it above the child's head. But nowadays, they cut girls' hair too and sometimes not even that, but they always have the tray.

We have really cool traditions here. Next time I'm gonna tell you about how we call the rain, you're gonna love that, we have naked ladies doing it hehe.

Man the weather here was crazy these days! I have never seen anything like it before. All the roads were closed, schools were closed, and we had this snowstorm from HELL. No internet, no cable, no electricity for almost a day. It was crazy. Neighbour's dog FLEW into my back yard, it's unbelievable.

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The dogs are tough enough to eat nails and ask for seconds.

What do you mean 1,66 is almost as tall as 1,69? Your math teacher would weep.
Anyway, my diet consist of me eating wheat, nestum, and milo.

http://www.yumtrade.biz/images/A1_Groceries/grocery_A10015_e.jpg

After five day's, I would lose 1-2 kg. But then I relapse and stuff myself with meat.

We have this custom here where we cut the hair from 40-days old babies, put the hair on a scale, and pay to charity according to how much the hair weighs.

Do you have the video of the ladies doing the rain dance? I want it for... err, research.

The crazy storm you're having might be because the rain god is angry not enough naked women are dancing for him.

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My dogs can eat lava if they want to.

Can't believe the nerve you have! There's only 3 cm difference, and I can wear heels and be even taller than you are! Ok, I admit it, I might have added an extra cm, but I'm 1,65 alright.

Hmm... I believe you're doing it wrong. You're starving yourself and that's why it's not working... just search the hell out of google and try a better diet, there has to be one you can commit to, this one seems too tough.

Heh, unfortunately, it's a lost tradition, and no authentic footage exists. But it goes like this - a group of young girls (sometimes boys too) wearing only leaves as skirts and nothing else, visit every house in the village, singing and dancing, while the people throw water at them. Usually, girls' age is somewhere between 7-12 years old, but sometimes I believe older girls would do it too. I was told that in some villages people weren't always happy with their little girls performing this dance so the village would hire gipsy girls instead, which is sexy considering gipsy girls are very hot, and when they're 14 they look 18 at least. Dark, long haired, big boobs, all wet, wearing nothing but a leaves made skirt. Might be Pedo Bear approved, but it's a cool tradition.

Now it's your turn to share a sexy tradition from Malaysia. :D

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My dogs can make wild wolves become their mate.

Hah! A 4 cm differences.

Let me show you so that your Math teacher doesn't cry her eyes out again.

165 = 169 : Wrong
165 < 169 : Correct

About the diet, I think it's the best. I just need to stick with it consistently. The only weakness is when I return to the big city, I stuff myself crazy with food I can't get here in the countryside where I'm teaching.

I'm going to visit Romania during the draught. I'll bring along my camera and video to capture the naked pic... I mean the beautiful lakes and forests of Romania.

Well here in Malaysia we have this belief that to get rid of a Pontianak (a woman who died during delivery or childbirth and became a vampire), you need a beautiful girl to walk naked around the village to scare the Pontianak off.

Story goes that there was this village being haunted by a Pontianak, so all the villagers elected this one girl to carry out the exorcism. This girl walks around without clothes that night, when she heard a suspicious noise. She discovered men from the villages spying on her from the distance. They were following the girl the entire time.


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That's nothing! My dogs scare Chuck Norris away.

Yes, your theory is correct so far. However, I may try to complicate the equation a little by wearing pumps, and then we will have

165+9,5=174,5

174,5>169

Therefore I can be taller than you whenever I want, so you can't say for sure which of us is taller.

Well, if this one doesn't work for you, don't start smoking, cigarettes didn't make anyone lose weight. Cocaine works alot better.

Yes, indeed, Romania is perfect if you like photography. There are alot of nice, curvy hills, deep dark forests, wide valleys, tall mountains with narrow passages that make your head spin, it's the perfect place to be.

Also girls are kind of slutty too.

What do you mean a vampire? As in one that sucks people's blood? And they make a young girl chase her away? That's not safe.

When we do exorcisms there's like and army of bearded priests that would scare the sh!t out of Satan, we don't joke around with those things. Oh no.

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My dog made Angus run away screaming.

Well, I may try to complicate the equation a little by standing on my toes, and then we will have

169+6=175

175>174,5

So hah! I win again, Mr Bond.

I don't smoke or do coke. But does cocaine really make anyone thinner? I thought that was meth?

Yup, a vampire. To lure men, she can take the shape of a beautiful woman with long hair. After the victim falls in her trap, she will turn ugly and old with sharp teeth or into the form of a owl and emasculate him before drinking his blood. You hear that Edward? You glittering b@stard.

Little known fact, Satan is afraid of beards. It's called pogonophobia.

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My dogs beat up Cerberus.

HAH! Ok, yeah, alright. So then fVck pumps, I'll get platforms.

http://cdn5.shoescoupon.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sexy-platform-shoes.jpg

Checkmate.

Well, you know they're all heavy drugs, so it's not like they make anyone look cheeky and healhy. All of them make people lose weight, heroin too.

Edward's vagina might be imune to that...

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My dog makes Satan afraid to get his newspaper in the morning.

The I guess I will get this bad boy then. You still have to look up to see me when we're dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwfkVP-n2E

I wonder if I could teach these kids better while I'm high on drugs. I'd probably be all like "You guys... need like, to study harder... so you can get good, well-paying jobs... and be able to buy sh!t that you don't need."

Edward's vagina has such a strong force field, it repels other vaginas.

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My dogs scare werewolfs away.

Hmmm. I hoped this wouldn't be necessary but... this is what a famous romanian designer came up with.

http://iunnia.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/mihai-albu-2.jpg?w=500&h=363

You can't beat that. No one can.

Heh, yeah, depends. Or you could frek out out of nothing "So, yeah, we only use present continuous when we want to expres HOLY SH!T MOTHER OF JESUS THEFUQ IS THAT OVER THERE EVERYONE GET OUT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MOMMYYYY"

By the way, what's the thing you want to say the most out of this?

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My dog can beat up your dogs and be their alpha dog.

Oh god, how can you not break your ankle while wearing that?

Well here's something made in Malaysia.

http://nimg.sulekha.com/others/original700/malaysia-shoe-festival-2011 -4-7-5-0-12.jpg

You know what they say about Malaysia women, they have big feet.

I'd probably be all like "Dude, you want an A for your test. Give me five bucks and you'll get an A for your test. For 10 bucks I will *beep* your *beep* . What do you say?"

Oh lol, why can't I say that in real life? It would make my life so much better.

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My dogs will hump a human leg to the bone.


Heh, it's sweet, and girly!

Check these out, what do the classify as?

http://www.zigoti.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/What-Not-To-Wear-With-High-Heels.jpg

In Romania some teachers swear at the kids. This friend of mine told me some old lady yelled at them something like "You little fvckers even try studying physics when you'll be in college I will fVck you up for good"

No one cares about stuff like that, actually, I'm pretty sure some teachers still hit the kids.

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My dog can melt a fire hydrant with its pee.

I think they classify as torture devices.

I think I want these comfortable bedroom slippers for my birthday.

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_127904051_00/1.0x0.jpg

Teachers should be allowed to hit students who are rude. If they're big enough to talk back, they're big enough to get f\/cked up.

It's Saturday here, and I'm suppose to be at school because because our school took two days off last month and now we have to replace them. Right now, I'm doing my laundry at home because I've managed to sneak back for a bit.


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My dogs make Cartman's Cristmas critters seem nice.

Call me crazy, but I think this is an abomination.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/923/577/288/288577923_082.jpg

Aww, nooo... I wouldn't hit a kid. I mean, I'd probably yell like crazy and scare them into thinking I might rip their face off but I wouldn't hit them. They do drive you crazy sometimes, don't they?

Hahaha I think it's cute how you sneak out. Don't worry I won't tell on you. :P

It's 3pm here. I have another test on monday and I don't feel like reading anything on the french revolution... ughh... I think I'm gonna take a nap :D

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My dog is the reason why god gave cats nine lives and the ability to climb trees.

I don't know. Your pic makes me want to have milk for breakfast.

Now this pic is really a total abomination.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/424123387/sexy_plush_slippers_adult_s lippers_plush_funny.jpg

What shoddy workmanship. I have never seen such a miserable looking elephant.

I have tons of dirty clothes from last week, and I don't wanna do them on a Sunday morning. I rather sleep in.

Good luck on your test. A good restful nap always trump staying up torturing yourself to study. Viva la nap.

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I took my dogs to the museum once. They ate the tRex and asked for more.

Hihihi wiener sllippers.

Hey look at this! A rose shaped chair, it looks so confy!

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/vag%20couch.jpg

It's Sunday here, I just got up, I had a fabulous dream, and I'm ready to go on with my study.

Thank you for the chart but, heh, being a genius and all, I know all that. In fact I bet I can even make a better chart myself.

So how are you today darling? :D

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I took my dog to the vet once. My dog neutered the vet and got his wife and his daughter pregnant.

That's not a wiener slippers, that's an elephant slipper.
This is a wiener slippers.

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/Sexy_Slippers.jpg

A rose shaped chair. Does it really smell like a flower? Smells fishy to me.

It's 8 pm here. I played football this afternoon. Usually the team that I played on gets beaten by one goal (usually because I'm on defend and I suck). But today we won big, 6-3. Enough to put a smile on my face :)

Oh yeah miss fancy pants. Let me see you make a better chart... that includes gypsy girls... underage gypsy girls...

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My dogs can pee on cactuses. They got steel balls.

Your link is broken sweetie.

Are you the goal keeper? I always liked goal keepers, with the gloves and all :D

6-3, wow that's something. You guys whooped some a** today, I tell you that. Whish I was there to cheer for you, I do get a bit out of crontrol I gotta tell you that.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, so if I make a chart, we gotta resume to Marie Antoinette's fat a**.

Hey my car started, finally. I really hope it was just frozen, with no other damage.

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My dog can bite worst than its bark.

Broken? Funny, seems to be working for me. Here's the website where I took the picture.

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/funny_pictures/html/Sexy_Slippers.html

No, I'm a defender. But I'm seriously changing my position to a goalkeeper. Maybe we can meet later and I'll show you my gloves :)

Damn the laws disallowing gypsy girls chart. Can't a guy appreciate beauty through learning?

Congratulations on your car starting. Hope you get to your destination without plunging into an icy river.

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My dogs dug a hole in the ground that almost reaches China.

Hehe wiener slippers again!

Hey do you want these for your birthday instead? I can't find the kama sutra ones.

http://www.theweee.com/assets/products/1124/product/Screen_shot_2010-11-23_at_1.38.35_PM.png?1290537893

Defence is tough, I know what you mean... win the game, they're always going to praise the attack, lose the game they're all gonna blame you. Sucks.

At least if you're a goalkeeper you get the chicks. Women love goalkeepers hehe.

Yeah, I'm one of the few people here whos car works. Oh, it's snowing again, they said on the news that tomorrow we're in for another snow storm yay, sit on my butt all day this week too :D

Ugh, we have no icy rivers where I live and may I remind you I'm an awesome driver?

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My dog brought a B-2 bomber, mistaking it for a frisbee.

God, those slippers make me look like a serial killer.
I rather have these instead

http://www.pics-site.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Slippers-12.jpg

I prefer playing defense. I don't like running around the field. I prefer standing in one place, let the ball come to me, and blasting it out of my area with a powerful kick.

But I think I could be a good goalkeeper. We should you know, meet up and practice me saving and catching your boo.. ball.

You're an awesome driver? Need I remind you about poor Mr Kittles. Remember him? Your niece's cat?

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Say what you might, I'm an excellent driver. My car doesn't start again, damn this siberian winter, damn it to hell.

Heh, yeah, I'd play catch with you, but we'd have to adjust to my own measurements and football is out of the question... mabye we could play some ping pong still.

Babe, I had my test today, and h-h-holy sh!t I was in for a huge surprise. And by surprise I mean bs questions I didn't even prepare for. But, as you already know, I'm not only the best woman driver that ever lived, but also a genius, so I managed to answer to the difficult questions too. I'm sure I wrote down a bunch of bs, but hey, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.

How are you today sweetie? :) Sneaking out again?

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Heh, correct, I'm sneaking out from school for a quickie. You know me too well :)

Sorry to hear about your car. Maybe your hands are too rough. You have to be gentle when starting your car, make sure she's warm first. You can't expect to plunge your car keys roughly and force her to move immediately.

Hmmm, I don't care about the size. It's the fun experience practicing and playing that I'm after.

And my team got it's @ss kicked badly yesterday (5-1), partly maybe because it's my fault. I didn't clear the ball properly. I'm resting today and play tomorrow, give my tired legs some rest and to recover.

Your test is jinxed because you didn't send me those pictures. If you wanna get A's, you know what to do. And kudos for being able to bs well on the paper. I used to do it all the time when I was in university... badly.

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Hahah ok, ok, that's great. That's why I want to be a teacher, I want to be able to do that. :D

Hmm... yeah. You are right. Maybe I should take my car out on a few dates and then see what happens.

Ouch... 5-1? Why? You should practice more, instead of video games, you should be training! Or maybe the strategy was all wrong... next time, when the other team tries to score, bust them bitches out. Just remember to bribe the referee before the game, usually some money would do.

Well, I'm glad I wrote all that mumbo jumbo, serves the professor well. And I don't care anyway, I'm a genius. And a better driver than you are.

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You have to make sure your home is near though. And double check that you have no relief class you have to go if you have to cover for some absent teacher.

Worst case scenario is a student breaks his dumb neck when he was fooling around, and you're not there to monitor him in the first place.

You should buy your car some drinks first. I find that cars open their doors more easily once you get them drunk enough.

I know, and again, my fault. I was still tired from the previous game. And I lost because someone wasn't there to cheer me on with her sexy cheer-leading outfit. Seems like she's too busy studying for her exam, selfish girl.

Hope your professor doesn't get cross-eyed from all the mumbo jumbo that you wrote.

And a better driver? Tell that to all the kittens that you've killed by running them over!

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Yeah, I heard stuff like that can happen. It's not like you're allowed to give them some kind of sedatives that would make them sleep, that would make things alot easier.

Hmm... I was thinking to buy my car a brand new set of tires with some diamonds on them, but I'm afraid she might open her doors for me just because I buy her expensive stuff.

Ugh, always somebody else's fault. Darling, I'll pep talk you anytime, but you must focus on the game too. Come on, next time you have to do better, else I'll cheer for the opposite team.

Well, it;s not like I wrote about how Caesar shagged Mona Lisa or stuff like that, so nothing too absurd. I'm counting on a project I did some time ago on the American Civil War hope to get some extra points from there.

Sheesh, I'd love to see how you drive. Just give me enough time to warn everybody to stay inside.

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I wish I can lock them in a room with padded walls and no sharp object that they can use to hurt themselves. That way I can leave class and go do some errands, maybe finish washing my laundries or replying my emails.

Maybe you should drive your car to some lonely spot and make your move there. I hear cars liked to be parked in secluded places.

How can I focus on the games if I see no boobi... cheer-leading from the sidelines? I need something to keep me motivated, keep my head in the game.
You with your bre...pom-poms should do the trick nicely.

Hope your professor gives you point on your creativity. I heard he was very impressed with your Abraham Lincoln versus vampires essay.

Oh baby, my driving brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours." Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.

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Release it! Release it NOW!!!!

Do it Doug!!!!
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Amen to that, brother.

Hello and welcome Pineapples101. If this is your first time on this thread, then I guess it will make you the twentieth man.

"Who will be the twenty first man?"

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*Tops up everyone's ale* (:



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Thanks for the drink. Next round is on me.

Hello Symbiotic. You were the thirteenth warrior, if I recalled correctly.
That's an extremely lucky number to have.


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They think they are bears... they want us to think they are bears... hey, how do you hunt a bear?

Honored to be 13th

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Chase it down with dogs. What--

How do you hunt a bear in winter?

Go in his caves with spears.

The honor is all mine. Thank you for being a part of this thread.

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Odin has sent us a sign!


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Thank Odin or that.

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Do we know if they are actually going to release this?


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No. I'm afraid Ragnarok will come first before they finally release McTiernan's ct.

Still, it doesn't hurt to hope.

Heck, I'd even settle for a normal Blu-ray version.

http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/3451/13thwarrior.html

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http://www.100thingsilearned.com/view.php?id=533

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Hello and welcome Federico. If this is your first time on this thread, then I guess it will make you the twentieth man.

Nice to have you on board.

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799

Thanks for the welcome!

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800.

No problem. Take a seat, grab some ale, and share with us some tale of your wondrous adventures, o great traveler.

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801

:D

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802.

Hello and welcome willo. Congratulations, you are the twenty first man.
It's an honor to have you on board board.

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"Who will be the twenty second man?"


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803.


If you love Satan and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!

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804.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/83507146_16c8d10f12.jpg

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805.

:)

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806.

radionica. You do me a great honor by becoming the twenty second man.
I'm glad to have your skill set.

http://tessagratton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lolcat-viking-269x3 00.jpg

"Who will be the twenty third man?"



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808.

todie, congratulations. You are the twenty third man. We honor your valor.

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809

A big Hail to darkstrolm and the viking horde! Take care guys.



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810.

Who needs a viking horde when you have Thor standing by your side.

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812.

Yo giskardia. Watched any good movies lately?

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813!!! Some kinda "13" will do..and replace the Arab with an Indian and there you go..awesome film, cant believe they let this movie bomb..Should feed them to the Wendols..

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814.

ginu_tg-1, welcome. You are the twenty fourth man. Bring your sword and shield.

Who will be the twenty fifth man?

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815!
24th huh? Still stuck as an elite unit instead of an army..Why aren't there more people here?!!
Meanwhile, for fun, here is an example of a kind of sword unique to my homeland..called an "urumi", this is a short ceremonial version shown in the picture..

http://www.vikingsword.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=32781&stc=1

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816.

Why aren't there more people here? Probably because it's a 12 year old film lol.

Well here's a kind of sword unique to my homeland. It's called a "kris". Technically it's a dagger, but still, we come up close to our enemies.

http://keris.biz/keris/Kulbutet/5.jpg

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817!
Interesting! We have a similar setup called a Katar..a dagger fitted to act as a deadly glove for close combat. It is made of hardened steel to slice through armour.

http://www.freewebs.com/norstar1/1Medieval_Katar_M.jpg

Well even if it is a 12 yr old film or rather 13 years old, there should be more fans, shouldn't there?

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818! So, are you from the Orient, South East Asia? the Kris is supposedly native to Indonesia even though it has developed in Malaysia, Thailand etc..That is quite interesting because these coastal areas were conquered in the 12th century by a ruler from my homeland..

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819.

Malaysia to be exact, but we share a lot of cultural heritage with our neighbors in Indonesia.

That is quite interesting because these coastal areas were conquered in the 12th century by a ruler from my homeland

Heh, I didn't even know that. Could you give me his name so I could check him out? Sounds interesting and I want to know more.
Wish this movie had more fan base because it's really good, regardless of what people might say.

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820!
Beginning in the last years of the 11th century and expanding to its peak in the first 3 decades of the 12th century, the Chola empire was built by Raja Raja Chola and his son and successor Rajendra Chola 1..It is their influence that has resulted in so many Hindu names and structures in the Orient. The Ayyuthaya kingdom, the Ramayana-Mahabharata based cultural artefacts etc.

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821.

Ah yes, now I remember. There were some Hindu early settlements here in Malaysia. Plus Bali in Indonesia which has most of Indonesia's Hindu minority.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bujang_Valley

So, what do you do for a living? I'm an English teacher in secondary school.

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822!
I am a management consultant currently self-employed. Oh and btw here is one of the luckiest guys alive..Jason Flemyng
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002076/board/threads/

have you seen the movie Ironclad..I like it..big fan of James Purefoy..guy who hasnt got his due yet..

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823.

Holy sh!t! Vladimir Kulich is in this movie. Why haven't I heard of this movie before?

Going to look for it when I'm in the DVD store later.

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824! Exactly! Two guys I like, Kulich and Purefoy are in this movie..I try and watch all good films in the epic-sword genre. The movie is not too great but still worth watching.

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825.

I wished Hollywood makes more Viking movies. If they made an adaptation from this source, I would die happy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland_Saga_%28manga%29

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826.
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No boy.
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827.

( •_•)

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828.
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No boy.
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829.

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830.

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831.

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832.

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833.

(@_@)

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834.

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No boy.
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835.

~_~

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836.

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No boy.
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837.

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838.

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No boy.
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839.

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