Chicken or the Egg
What comes first, the chicken or the egg
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Dinosaurs had eggs. There were no chickens back then.
There's no beginning or end in a circular cycle.
Or...if a person believes in God they will say the chicken came first. If they believe in evolution, odds are they'll go with the egg.
"Well...I've seen enough. Come on Charlie, we're going home."
Or like in that episode of Family Guy:
Saturdy night, God and his roomate, Chuggs were arm-wrestling...
Chuggs: Ha ha ha! You're goin' down, man! [God farts and waves the smell
at Chuggs] Oh, dude, that is sick! [God wins the match]
God: Yeah! Undefeated! Oh, wait, here comes another one. Give me your
lighter. [God lights his fart causing an explosion which results in stars
and galaxies]
Peter: Then over millions of years, evolution took its course. [A fish
crawls out of the water and gradually evolves into a dinosaur] Of course,
I am obligated by the state of Kansas to present the church's alternative
to the Theory of Evolution.
["I Dream of Jeannie" theme song starts. Jeannie dances out of the same
water the fish came out of and blinks into existence a rabbit, a deer, a
bear, an owl, a dog with a collar, a man in a business suit with a
briefcase, a car, an old-fashioned gas pump, Jesus with a "USA #1" foam
finger and Santa Claus.]
Peter: After that, a meteor hit the earth turning into a block of ice for
some reason. But then it thawed and cavemen came.
...And there you have it!
Courtesy of Bill Baker
http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Talk/talk.origins/2006-05/msg08868.html
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Dinosaurs had eggs. There were no chickens back then.
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I concur!
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there is this thing called evolution what is why the chicken and the egg (as we see today) didnt come first
shareThe chicken came first!
Genesis 1:1
"In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth."
Genesis 1:21
"So God created great sea creatures and every living thing
that moves, with which the waters abounded, according to their kind,
AND EVERY WINGED BIRD ACCORDING TO ITS KIND."
Genesis 1:22
"And God blessed them, saying, be fruitful and multiply, and fill the
waters in the seas, AND LET BIRDS MULTIPLY ON THE EARTH."
SOMEBODY SAY AMEN!!
"OOO...I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"
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The Chicken.
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True fans own the DVD's
I agree...the chicken came first.
sharePfff... The egg came first. Chickens don't just appear out of thin air.
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Do Not Feed The Ego.
Chickens gradually evolved from some other earlier creature, changing in minute ways generation by generation. So there would be a point when a creature that was almost, but just not quite a chicken that we knew laid an egg, and the being that came out of it was the first fully evolved chicken.
So its the egg that came first, the egg not having come from a chicken, but from whatever pre-dated chickens.
Both simultaneously.
If the chicken, then the egg had to be ready to pop out inside. And vise versa with the egg.
"Marco?" "Polo, Mr Matthews. Polo."
The egg, what about all the fish and dinosaur eggs before chickens came along.
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the frying pan...mmmm
I love those moments..I like to wave at them as a they pass by." _The Captain
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