Mine, basically, is anything Mrs. Tweedy says. Especially--
Mrs Tweedy: Chickens go in...pies come out.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooooh, my favorite!
Mrs. Tweedy: CHICKEN pies, you imbecile!!
lol miranda richardson was so perfect. anyone else?
And nobody in all of Oz--no wizard that there is or was--IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN!!!
-Yes Miranda Richardson was the perfect Mrs. Tweedy. :)
Oh, hmm...
Nick: We got in the farmer's room, all quiet.
Fetcher: Like a fish.
Nick: Yeah and... "Like a fish?"
I don't know why I love that line...
Ok lets get this board started again....
Ginger:So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
Babs: It's a livin'
Ginger: Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads.
Bunty: Lose our heads. Aaahhhhh!!
"Walking this road without you to remake forgotten promises and meet you at road's end"
Ho hum.
I've only seen this movie three times. Lemme see if I can remember...
Babs: My whole life flashed before me eyes... It was really booring.
I also love the part when Rocky first arrives and says 'Okay, now who's bed am I sleeping in?' (or something on the lines of that) and all the hens go 'Oh! Mee ! me! over here! meee!'
Priceless. =D
"Imagine what a lovely, quiet place the world would be if everyone had their throats slit."
Bunty: We musn't panic, we musn't panic!
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
"If I am a star, then its the people who made me a star." - Marilyn Monroe
mine has to be
Babs: but i don't want to be a pie. i don't like gravy
o god it made me cry laughing! so so funny. love this film
poultry at motion
Rocky:"By any chance,was your father a vulture?"
shareBunty: In all my life I've never heard such a fantastic LOAD OF TRIPE!!!
Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.
Babs: What does that mean?
Bunty: IT MEANS PEDAL YOUR FLIPPIN' GIBLETS OUT!
There are so many more but those are my favourites. Bunty is so funny lol
Destiny is what we make it.
Mine was everything Babs said, and when Mac said "you sprained the anterior tendon connecting your radius to your humerus. I gave her a wee bit of a tweak, Jimmy, and wrapped her up." (or something along those lines) and then Rocky replied "Was that English?"
thaaaank you! :D now i know what she said! thank you!!!
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Mrs Tweedy: (Threatingly) You are going to be a pie!
"You are going to be a pie"? sounds scary at first then you think...kinda funny. Pies...how harmless!
moviechick11
I have a few:
Ginger: Listen. We'll either die free chickens or we die trying.
Babs: Are those the only choices?
Rocky: Freedom!
All the other great ones have already been said. What a hilarious movie.
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"Give me some space bugeye, your breath smells like bantha poo-doo!"
Here are my favorite lins in order
#1 Fowler: Pushy Americans, always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here.
#2 Mr. Tweedy: Me tools! Why, you thieving little buggers!
#3 Nick: After you, Fetcher.
Fetcher: After I what?
Nick: Move!
#4 Babs: Chicken seed, my favourite!
#5 Nick: Oh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
Fetcher: Like a duck.
#6 Fetcher: The tension's killing me.
Nick: It's gonna kill her.
#7 Mr. Tweedy: I told you they was organised.
#8 Rocky: Ducky, I think you flew four feet today!
Nick: Right, four feet! From the roof to the ground.
#9 Ginger: Think, everyone, think. What *haven't* we tried yet?
Bunty: We haven't tried *not* trying to escape.
Babs: Hmm. *That* might work.
Fetcher: The tension's killing me.
Nick: It's gonna kill her.
"I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request"
Babs: Is she going on holiday?
HAHAHA!
Mr Tweedy: It's all in ya 'ed, it's all in ya 'ed...
HAHAHA!
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"Would you like a moustache?"
Mr. Tweedy: Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!
Mrs. Tweedy: Finally, something we agree on.
hehe!
The two rats, I can't remember the names.
Rat 1: Eggs from Heaven!
Rat 2: No, from her bum!
Babs: But I don't want to be in a pie... I don't like gravy!
I'm Luke I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee, drives me round in his JCB!
Rocky: Relax, Angel Face. "The Rock"'s on the case
*salutes Ginger and hands her his towel*
Ginger: GINGER!
*throws towel, hitting Rocky on the head*
Rocky: Whoof!
Fowler: He's a yank! Not to be trusted in my opinion!
Rocky: Easy, Pops. Cock fightin's illegal where I come from.
Rocky (off screen, we see the chickens do as he says): Left, two, three, right, two, three...Stop! Okay, down...Make little circles...Faster...Oh, that's the spot...
*Ginger notices what's going on*
Ginger: Ahem.
*Hens who have been pampering Rocky move away, trying to look innocent*
Ginger: If you're teaching us to fly, shouldn't there be some flapping involved?
Rocky: Do I try to tell you how to lay eggs? Relax, Doll Face. We're makin' progress.
Ginger: Really? Because it looks to me like we're going round in circles
*she gestures to the other chickens still twirling*
Rocky: Hey, hey! Cut it out! You're makin' ME dizzy! *to Ginger* I think they're ready to fly!
Ginger: Good. Because they certainly can't WALK anymore!
*gestures to hens dizzily bumping into each other*
(That's probaly my fave part of the whole movie...except the pie machine sequence ^_^)
And finally -
Mac: Welcome back, hen. Is there a new plan?
*Ginger hands her a small sheet of paper*
Mac: I thought we tried goin' under?
*Ginger takes the paper from her and turns it round*
Mac: Oh. Over.
Yeah, okay. I watch this too much. But it's one of my fave movies ever ^_^
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"D'you know my great watch gag?"
"Yeah..?"
"I've forgotten to put my watch on."
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Absolutely love this movie!!!!
Fave quotes:
Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
Babs: It's a livin'.
[Babs has fainted from a near-death experience]
Babs: All me life flashed before me eyes.
[disappointed]
Babs: It was really borin'.
Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, Babs. I was in solitary confinement.
Babs: Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?
Babs: I don't want to be a pie. [pause] I don't like gravy.
Mrs. Tweedy: It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
Mr. Tweedy: Ooh, what kind of pies?
Mrs. Tweedy: Apple.
Mr. Tweedy: Oooo, me favourite.
Fowler: Great Scott, what was that?
Mac: A cling-on, Cap'n, and the engines can't take it.
Fetcher: They're gonna kill themselves... wanna watch?
[Nick thinks for a moment]
Nick: Yeah, all right.
Ginger: Think, everyone, think. What *haven't* we tried yet?
Bunty: We haven't tried *not* trying to escape.
Babs: Hmm. *That* might work.
Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like.
Fetcher: Like a fish.
Nick: Yeah, and we..."Like a fish"? You stupid Norbert.
Ginger: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Rocky: Couldn't agree more. And I *will* be leaving *that* way.
Bunty: [encouraging] You can do it, you old sausage.
Nick: Eggs from heaven.
Fetcher: No, from her bum.
Rocky: Listen. Shh. You hear that?
[silence]
Rocky: That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. Bye.
[he leaves]
Babs: He must have very good hearing.
Mr. Tweedy: So, gnomes now, is it?
I'm A New Found RUMRUNNER!
I Roonil Wazlib!
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{alert on pie machine sounds}
Mrs. Tweedy: WHAT DID YOU DO, YA GREAT PUDDING?
Mr. Tweedy: I didn't do 'owt!!
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Nick: Gitface.
Fetcher: Pillock.
Nick: Thinks he's a big shot just 'cause he got his face on a poster.
Fetcher: The rats are the real stars...
Nick: Yeh, that's right...
It's raining hen!
BEEP BEEP RICHIE!
Actually It is:
Mr Tweedy: Ooh! That's champion that is. What is it?
Mrs Tweedy: It's a pie machine you idiot. Chickens go in, Pies come out.
Mr Tweedy: Ooh! What king of pies?
Mrs Tweedy: Apple.
Mr Tweedy: My favourite!
Mrs Tweedy: CHICKEN pies, you great lummox!
O.k, fav.lines:
(NOTE: Am paraphrasing from memory, so bear with me if there are some mistakes)
Babes:"I don't want to be a pie...(brightens at the thought)..under all that gravy.."
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Babes:"Oh, my life flashed in front of me eyes...it was very boring."
(Mrs Tweedy pores chicken feed)
Babes:"Oooh! chicken feed, my favourite.."
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Fletcher:"After you, Nick"
(Nick blinks)
Nick:"After I what?"
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Tweedy:"Mrs Tweedy! The chickens are revolting"
Mrs Tweedy:"Finally, something we can agree on"
Formerly "Lehmunade"
Babs: Were you on holiday?
Ginger: No babs, Iwas in solitary confinement!
Babs: It's nice to get some time by yourself
Babs: Ooo! Is Edwina going on holiday too?
Irish Hen (forgot her name): We get in like this *points to turnip shaped chicken* Wind it down.... and let it go!
[turnip squashes against wall chickens scream]
i know it's been already said but it's my favourite scene of all the movie (i couldn't stop laughing at the cinema):
Babs: All me life flashed before me eyes.(pause) It was really borin'
My favorite line by far!
Ginger: But you're supposed to be up there - you're the pilot.
Fowler: Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
Ginger: "Back in your day"? The Royal Air Force?
Fowler: 644 Squadron, Poultry Division - we were the mascots.
Ginger: You mean you never actually *flew* the plane?
Fowler: Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.
I can't believe no one has said this one yet:
Rocky: Why, I come form the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Mac: SCOTLAND!
My fave line and all the times Babs says anything about a "holiday"
Lloyd Dobler: "She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and......she gave me a pen."
Babs: All me life flashed before me eyes...It was really borin'.
Let's see if you bastards can do 90.
OK favorite lines! here we go! i´m a big fan of this movie so i think all lines in the movie is good =) but these are the best! :D
Ginger: i thought you where suppose to teach us FLY!
Rocky: thats what i doing! *grin*
Ginger: hehe..isn't there some flapping involved?
Rocky: EY! to i tell YOU how to lay eggs!?
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Rocky: you see i´m a travel by nature! i didn't did the whole barnyard for a while i couldn't really get in to it! *winks to a hen* hey how are ya´h? *hen falls down*
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Ginger: were all gonna fly over that fence and
mister Rhodes is gonna show us how! right!?!?
Rocky: thats rh-wo-who..WHAT?! did you say..fly?
Ginger: you can teach us! *open her arms and smile real big*
Rocky: no i can´t! LISTEN SCH!! did you hear that? [silence]
thats the open road calling my name and i am born to answer that call..BYE!
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Ginger: when there is a will there´s a way!
Rocky: couldn't agree more, and i *will* be leaving at *that* way!
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Nick: oh fluppin hell what is this thing?
Fetcher: they gonna kill them self's!...wanna watch?
*nick thinks a little bit* yeah alright!
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i have more..but i cant find them now ^^
All my favorites have been said, but I love this one as well:
Bunty: Oh, face the facts, ducks. The chances of us getting out of here are a million to one.
Ginger: Then there's still a chance.
"I write for the same reason I breathe -- because if I didn't, I would die." -- Isaac Asimov
I can't believe no one said this one:
Mr Tweedy: (To Ginger, she is strapped in the pie machine) Chickens go in, pies come out. Chicken pies, not apple pies. Chicken... *continues murmuring*
Pretty much anything Babs or Bunty say.
Rocky: Just a little place I like to call the land of the free, the home of the brave.
Mac: SCOTLAND!
Rocky: No!! America!
"Once the vodka gets flowing you never know what's going to happen, really"
R.I.P.: Reese, Angel, Darren, Chad, Kyle, Jake, Mitch, Keith, Ryan, David, Trent, Scott
Mr.Tweedy: Mrs.Tweddy, the chickens are revolting!
Mrs.Tweedy: Finally, something we agree on!
Mr.Tweddy: It's all in yer head. It's all in yer head.
Rocky: I'll be down faster than you can say...Mixed vegetables?!
All 4 now. More later.
Oh yeah!
Mr Tweedy: Me tools! Why you thieving little buggers!
"Once the vodka gets flowing you never know what's going to happen, really"
Rocky: I swear she ain't using real words
Rocky: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You wanna get every chicken in this place out of here AT THE SAME TIME.
Fowler: Absolutely outrageous! Asking a senior officer to share his quarters and with a noncommissioned Yank
Rocky: I just decided I don't like you!
Rocky: Was that English?
I know this has been said before but....
"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy."
and...
"I saw my life flash before my eyes.It was borin'"
"It's my bid for immortality."-Tony Jay
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(Edwina has been taken away by Mr Tweedy)
Babs: Oooooooh, is Edwina off on holiday?
(Ginger is showing the chickens the picture of the pie machine after she was inside it)
Babs: But I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy
(Ginger has been taken by Mr Tweedy to test his new chicken pie machine)
Babs: Oh heck, they've got Ginger!
Bunty: We musn't panic! We musn't panic!
(You see all the chickens silent for a moment)
All the chickens: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
I was dreaming I was awake, then when I woke up I found myself asleep!
Stan Laurel
My absolute favorite is:
Nick: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...
Fetcher: ...and kiss your bum goodbye!
The rats are my favorite characters! :D
-Amanda
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in storybooks written by rabbits"
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My 3 Favorite lines
1. Rocky: I'll be down there before you can say (acidentally pushes lever down)..mixed veggetables ??!!
2. Mr. Tweedy : (throws Ginger in the box or something)now let that be a lesson to the rest of ya !' no chicken escapes from Tweety's farm !
3. Mr. Tweedy : (Mrs. Tweedy unhooks the pie machine)look i fixed it !
4. Ginger: Where theres a will theres a way
Rocky: Could'nt agree more, and I will be leaving that way ...
Killer Klowns From Outer Space... Holy *beep* ! - Curtis Mooney
why has no-one said this one?
Babs: "This is a brilliant holiday! .......I'll be sad to go back."
I'm pretty sure this has already been said, but I have to repeat it for it's awesomeness. :D
Nick: "We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like."
Fetcher: "Like a fish."
Nick: "Yeah, and we...'like a fish'? You stupid Norbert."
Oh yes, and:
Nick: "Oh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream."
Fetcher: "Like a duck!"