Did African Americans speak ebonics in circa 975 Scandinavia?
I'm pretty sure that African Americans spoke West Saxon Old English back then. Hole in the plot!
I expect more from my demon-based slasher movies.
However, this movie redeemed itself by having constant awesome music and showing constant luscious melons.
I`m sorry for my lack of manners, but I`m not used to escorting men.