normally i like bad movies but.
the constant unneeded flips.
the constant change between urban 90's lingo, to an attempt at old english made me wonder what time period this is suppose to be.
the really really bad techno music sounded like they stole it from the matrix
the reuse of scenes
the really really bad one liners and there are a lot of them
can't take it. turned it off i don't know how far into it.
"WeareHeavyMetalPirates
Wesailacrossthesky
Inourbattleshipsofcosmicsteel
We'retheterroruponhigh"