I am a MSTie, and found this uwatchable.
Not only am I a MSTie, but I love artsy films as well. Some of my faves are I Heart Huckabee's, Waking Life, The Vengeance Trilogy, I'm a Cyborg and That's OK, 2001, Lost Highway, etc. I watch a lot of foreign films, especially Korean and Japanese movies. I love French cinema. I love trashy zombie films, I love bad horror and kung fu flicks.
I love movies.
I love bad movies.
This movie was pure excrement.
John Malkovich never should never have been an actor and this never should have been a movie.