Best Quote - The Wrong Guy (1997) Discussion

"Release one of the Hostages and we'll cancel the Helicopter."

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[–] JimCarreyisjustnotfunny 17 years ago

"You're awake?"
"Yes, for quite some time now.
"But I've been carrying you!"
"I thought you wanted to."

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Wierd Guy: "So you won't tell me who you are or where you're going, huh?"

Nelson: "Nope."

Wierd Guy: "I like that...so how many assassins did it take to kill John F. Kennedy?"

Nelson: "One?"

Wierd Guy: "Ha...there were no gunmen. Kennedy's head just did that. I call it the 'no bullet theory'."

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[–] darkavenger77 15 years ago

I laughed really hard when he tried to disguise his voice at the motel:
NH: Uh... I'd like a room please.
Clerk: What?
(Normal voice)
NH: I'd like a room please.
Clerk: Sure. Single, double, junior suite?
(Funny voice)
NH: A single room please.
Clerk: What?
NH: A single room please.
Clerk: What?
(Normal voice)
I'd like a single room please.

The voice was hilarious!

Angie Harmon is a right-wing RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALIST
Still not seeing the problem!

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[–] drew_atreides 15 years ago

I was just watching it again last night, and the cop had a line that cracked me up:

Something like

"See that Jimmy? And you said a manicurist had no place in a police investigation.."

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[–] pepper-minty 15 years ago

"What's my name? My name is.....Jones.....Mr....Enema Bag Jones" hahahaha
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"To the broccoli fields, Jedediah!"

Sometimes I wonder….”Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?”……and then it hits me.

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[–] BeatrixGecko 14 years ago

I loved Mr. Enema Bag Jones...and then, after the car crash(ish), Lynn asks "Did I have one of my fits?" the way he says "I'm guessing you did," cracks me up every time.

And, of course, "I fell on my keys."

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You know, Wobbles...I'm kinda mad at you.

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[–] mbtabs 14 years ago

the movie is packed with gems, but I got a kick out of the end, where the killer falls off the really small statue of liberty and says "aarrgh... I fell on my keys"

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[–] pepper-minty 14 years ago

"aarrgh... I fell on my keys"

Yes, that's a classic! I swear I never get tired of this movie, the great lines, sight gags, even songs (Gangster Girl, anyone?). Yeah, good times.

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[–] dain_bramaged_926 14 years ago

"Actually, my name is Harris...Dr Helen Harris"

"No, that's my name"

My whole family almost died laughing at that line! It took an old gag and put a new spin on it. Ahhh, hilarious.

I get the feeling you're violating somebody's basic human rights here...

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[–] TheBrianLad (36) 6 years ago

"Let's go see a musical....make it....Moby. Better yet! Get four tickets. Call that escort place. Get us some dates. Don't want to look conspicuous....

....

Oh, and see if they have a blonde Asian girl."

The face he makes when he delivers that last line cracks me up.

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