This movie was really, really bad. Now after seeing it, I just can't stop wondering why the heck did I bother to watch it till the end.
I mean come on, all the characters (other than viggos little less shallow character) were just like some puppets with no more purpose than to just randomly pop up on the screen, say a few lines and then just disappear. Like the fact that viggo spends some time at some random indian reservate trying to have a sauna inside a tent (inside a studio with really bad props) I still don't quite get what the heck was that scene all about.
Then on another scene, a blonde comes riding on a motorcycle to viggo in the middle of the desert. All it raised was questions like: What in the world is she doing in the middle of a desert riding a motorcycle? How has SHE found him when the feds haven't, IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT?! And altough watching Baywatch and all the nice ladies from Mr. Hefner's mansion running up and down the beach is something I could do for days, I could not get over the fact that in this movie there just had to be a totally useless scene with boobies?
Further on, she (whoever the actress was) suddenly turns her 'sexswitch' on and tries to have some intimate time with viggo, without even properly knowing him, never actually talking to him more than a few words. I wish I'd bump into some lightly dressed femmes every once in a while with their swtiches suddenly bursting into action.
And as already mentioned above: Jason Priestley and the fake moustache. Jason "90210" Priestley for crying out loud, playing a disc jockey of some radio station making deep analyses of viggos situation on the road vs the "mighty evil gov".
I have not seen the original and I really do not know whether or not I really want to now. The original might actually be a good flick as the story behind this movie was not totally taken out of a cow's large intestine, but then something went totally wrong when they started filming. In the end, I did not care a flying space monkey whatever it was that happened to viggo. Hopefully the character was eaten by some vicious commando-chipmunks.
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