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Twin Towns brilliant quotes



Johnny Boosta
" Look at the f"""ing pitch!!!"
" Dylan Thomas said Swansea was a ugly pretty town"
" Pretty s"""ty city, I f"""ing like that"
" Why are you speaking welsh to him ma you got him from bloody Bristol"
" The f"""ing FA cup"
" What do you mean cooch up theyre *beep* dead"
" Magic mushrooms he sprinkles them on his fish fingers"
" Now you f"""ing moron"
" You f"""ing twat"
" This grass is f"""ing lovely"
" The way of the transgression is f"""ing hard"
" Mr Cartwright to you"
" f""" off back to Noddyland"

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So if Swansea win the cup, we get to have triangular corner *beep* OFF!

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Banja gando. sara mara chooder

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"where's Fatty, he's forgotten his *beep* hot dogs" Brilliant

If it bleeds, we can kill it!

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"I was born"
"Where was you born?"
"Under a Swansea Star"
"Boots are made for kickin"

Classic

I also love the Batman and Robin-type music whan they have the fight in the alley way! "POW!"

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think

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Can someone quote me the whole piece on the FA Cup whilst they did bong hits in the bath, i reeally reeally loooved that scene.

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My favourite is...

"I wanna watch Serpico..."
*beep* Serpico, you can tape it!!"

"...a weatherman, eight small parts and a Widow Twanky!"

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When the twins are in hospital visiting fatty and talking about getting revenge on cartwright adie says;

"oh aye,what are you boys gonna do,let his f**cking tyre's down"

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The best line spoken in any film ever.

"Fatty's leg's *beep* *beep*

Spot on. From a Briton Ferry boy.

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How about when Terry and Bryn are talking on the phone and the conversation goes something like:-

Bryn - How did the collar end up on their dog? i thought you had the collar?
Terry - I put it on there. It was symbolic an Italian touch, classy.
Bryn- Classy?Classy? your a *beep* moron.

It was something like that.


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Fatty (to twins): And this glue is for sticking my model ships and not for putting up your *beep* noses. And don't think I don't notice, 'cos I do. Buy your own *beep* glue !


Old lady: Could you take us to Cwmdonkin bowls club please ?
Taxi driver: *beep* off. I'm busy !


Mother (to twins): Do me a favour boys. Feed Cantona, have a bath and leave your father's glue alone.




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Fatty (to twins): And this glue is for sticking my model ships and not for putting up your *beep* noses. And don't think I don't notice, 'cos I do. Buy your own *beep* glue !


Old lady: Could you take us to Cwmdonkin bowls club please ?
Taxi driver: *beep* off. I'm busy !


Mother (to twins): Do me a favour boys. Feed Cantona, have a bath and leave your father's glue alone.




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"F00kin move it you Welsh bastards"

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"Three words? They hired a poet to do THREE F U C K I N G WORDS?!"

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Ambition is farcking critical.

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what about the twins discussing the price of a 2 litre bottle of lemonade is 82p at super dooper save and yet a 1 litre bottle is 85p, fecking weird!! or the busty lady at the massage parlour reeling off the price of services, the man asks "what do i get for £25? Hand relief, tits out!! she squrts him with baby oil and say bon voyage. Grand !!

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as the twins are climbing into the toilet, the guy whos having a pee is farting and saying "she loves me" farts, "she loves me not" farts and repeats. he is still there farting as the twins exit and finally finishes farting and announces "she *beep* loves me boys!!"

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or "two naans and a grandad" (ben cartwright, ponderosa as in Bonanza)

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how much for a wank, adie?

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I liked "They took im in the amblamance" haha

*insert worthless quote here*

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