i cry

Crying doesn't make you gay.
You cry because you are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Get it together.

I cry unexpectedly at a lot of unexpected stuff.
My joke is, I cry when I see a puppy in some dog food commercial. Awww ... he's so cute !
But I'm not Gay ! Or not at least the last time I checked !

Many movie endings and scenes make me tear up, and I'm a middle-aged man! Don't worry what others think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uutc4E9IgaU

Just kidding. It gets me misty-eyed, too.