1. If you grow up in Greenland, you're used to snow.
2. You're dad's bitch girlfriend will keep quiet if grab her by the neck and vag, really hard!
3. Smilla tries to be rough all over.
4. Corporate board meeting videotapes will be on board a secret icebreaker mission.
5. Bears don't read maps.
6. Apparently everyone in Denmark is either a Brit or an American.
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7. It makes sense to blow up (i.e., add energy to) a self-generating energy source that re-animates lethal prehistoric worms.
8. Too many ear infections if not treated properly will make you go deaf.
9. People who are going to shoot you will take several seconds to bring up the firearm and aim at you so that someone can come through in the nick of time and save you.
10. Don't mess with Smilla!
"I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than..a rude remark or a vulgar action" Blanche DuBois
You guys missed the most important lesson!!!!!!!!!!!
11) Like you have a sense of God, Smilla has a sense of snow.
"I hardly know, which way is up, or which way down" - "I Feel Possessed", Neil Finn
This thread is for joking about "what I learned" in the movie, not listing actual quotes from it.
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