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100 things I learned from Phantoms


1. When a giant moth has just sucked the face off your mate and you've boarded up the window it came in through, the best thing to do is go outside and have a leisurely chat about a helicopter.

2. No matter how much tense music you play, fat Labradors aren't scary.

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3. Affleck was the bomb in Phantons, yo!
4. Just stealing one of the 200 cars and escaping town is not a possibility.

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5. Peter O'Toole was hard up for money.
6. Patsy Cline is creepy.

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Rick_Harbin,
If you wanted to steal a car you would have to carry it. The cars wouldn't start,the engines were fried. After arriving in town the doctor tried to drive her car and it wouldn't start,neither would the police truck and the motor was almost gone,we can assume all the cars were the same.

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7.Jesus loves me this I know For the Bible tells me so

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8. Singing kitchen sinks will just throw sludge at you, but otherwise leave you unharmed.

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If you are baking multiple pies; make sure to include a couple of neatly severed heads to keep them moist.

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A hundred? I couldn't damn learn even one thing from this bile of a movie.

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