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funniest lines in the movies

posted 15 years ago by herjabram
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reading the book:

and a pain in the assenheimer mit de uglystein, und the godd@mn farten stinken, und a smellenheimerrrr

[–] fooliodoolio 15 years ago

(irish accent) i'll make a boat and sail away now. ooh lucky charms they're magically delicious!

(chinese accent) i come from south. everybody know is a different dialect...i'm from far, far south. eat some grits y'all! okay, okay, okay, okay.

so you dig fat chicks. it's ok as long we don't have to touch them aight. it's like riding a moped: it's fun until your friends catch you doing it...so you start wars. actually you started every war but who's counting. it's not like you ever won one.

[–] Mad_Monkey 13 years ago

Well, it appears that this thread has exhausted all the funniest lines in the movie. And I'm not saying these lines are funny, they are just the funniest ones in the movie.

Thanks for playing and congratulations on reaching the end of the thread after 2 posts.

[–] MadSimian 9 years ago

In reply to your last one...

"We kicked France's ass."

"Oh please, and who hasn't, right? Who hasn't?"

KMFDM CAN'T SUCK HARD ENOUGH
HAVE A LITTLE MORE - YOU JUST LOVE THAT STUFF

[–] darlene-soze 9 years ago

I find myself saying "I don't know, I haven't decideded yet!" A lot.

"What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?"

[–] MadSimian 9 years ago

"Pest, you're nothing but a common hustler."

"There's nothing 'common' about the way I dance."**proceeds to dance with his mother while generic disco music plays in the background**

**realizes it's his mom he's dancing with**Ewww, ma..."**drops her like a bad habit**

"There's only so many times a second grader can be called 'Firehose' before he breaks."

(Chinese restaurant manager commenting on Pest's bad Chinese disguise)You don't look Chinese...more like Moe from "The Three Stooges".

Oh Quacky! What have they did-id to you?

**while conning the Chinese restaurant owner over his so-called pet duck**Can we talk over here?**manager moves closer**No, over here.**manager moves closer**No, over here.**manager moves closer**No, over here.**manager moves closer**

(bad german accent)If I veren't German, vould I have the audacity to do zis?**proceeds to slap Gustav a few times and give him a wet willy**

Plenty more where that came from. lol

KMFDM CAN'T SUCK HARD ENOUGH
HAVE A LITTLE MORE - YOU JUST LOVE THAT STUFF