My Favorite Line from Out To Sea

Too many hilarious one-liners.

Here are some, to refresh everyone's memory:

-CHARLIE: Today it's the 16th.
-HERB: What??!! That's imposible!!
-CHARLIE: Why? That's how it works. First, you get the 15th., then you get the 16th., and right after comes the 17th.

-CHARLIE: Relax, will ya??!! I mean, the doors are closed, it's not like we're gonna be stopping on 34th. Street to pick up passengers!!

-HERB: Of course, because you're looking for a meaningful relationship.
-CHARLIE: Why's that?
-HERB: You've never had ONE in your whole life!!

-HERB: All I was, was just a clerk at Gimbel's.
-CHARLIE: And Secretariat was just a horse!! Go on, ask her to dance.
-HERB: I can't. It's too late.
-CHARLIE: There's no such thing as too late; that's why they invented Death!!!

-CHARLIE: Hi, I'm Charles Gordon. I'm single and looking.
-LIZ: Hi, I'm Liz. I'm single, and I AIN'T looking, but thanks for the drink refill, anyway.

-HERB: You call this dancing??!! That's what we used to do in line at the A&P!!
-MAC: (looking at the dance instructor's butt) Well, the view is right!!

And many more.

I use this line too. Mr Carsmell? Please hold for Mr Trrrrrump.
One of my favorites is when Hal Linden and Donald are describing Gil. Pity you got Gil for your first run. He's a friggin' nazi. A complete megalomaniac. Not a nice man. But the best scene in the film is the Brazilian Creep. Of course in Brazil it's just called The Creep.
Walter and Jack we miss you!

And the answer to that dissertation from Elaine Stritch: when Walter Matthau says:
SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY WE CAN MISS!!

And one of my personal faves: when he is passing for a French operator and speaks in faux French accent:
THIS IS THE INTERNATIONAL OPERATEUR, I HAVE MOMENTARILY LOST YOUR CONGESTION, PLEASE HOLD FOR MR. TA-RUMP!!

heh heh.^^

Cullen:This is Cullen Carswell.I'll take my call now.
Lady:One moment sir.
French wacko:Ellooooo,Meesta Cahshmell,ello??
Cullen:Hello?Who is this?
French wacko:Dish ish de Inyteeernasheeunull Opperaturre,I hef mom-ENT-errilee lost your conjestjun.Pleez 'old for Messta Ta-RUMP.
Cullen:Yes,Yes,I'll hold.But please hurry.
...
French wacko:Ah you holdeeng,sirrrr??
Cullen:Yes,yes,I'm holding!
...
French wacko:Dish ish Meesta Caaahsh-SMELL??
Cullen:Cars-WELL.
French wacko:Yes,pleez 'old.Don go 'weeey.

"Hey,Cos,do something!Call me a Cab!"
"Okay,you're a cab."