Funnier movie: Mouse Hunt or Galaxy Quest?

I know how you feel between:

"Look at that, homeless... pitiful. (walks away)
"IF I HAD A HOUSE, I'D SLEEP IN IT!"

and

"Am I late for Alexander's breakdown, yet?" (Alex slams something down)
"Guess not."

These two movies are so underrated, it's not even funny, it's a shame, too. But, they're cult classics, now.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

I know what you mean, exactly. Because, it's between:

Galaxy Quest:

Jason: Hey, everyone, your commander is on deck, am I late for Alexander's panic attack, yet? (Alexander slams something down)
Jason: Guess not.

Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: Oh, yeah, then, what's my last name?
Jason: It's uh, it's uh, I don't know.
Guy: No one knows.

Mouse Hunt

Ernie: This is just the kinda house I'd expect him to have, it's just like him, cold and spooky.
Lars: Ooh! I just got a chill. You know, you shouldn't talk about Pop like that.
Ernie: Oh, yeah, then, what's this do for you? THANKS FOR NOTHING! YA STRING SUCKING OLD LOON!!!!

Ernie: Look at that. Sleeping on the streets, pitiful. (walks away)
Homeless man: If I had a house, I'd sleep in it.

What's that? Horse?! FIENDISH! I WON'T EAT IT! YAAAH!!


these two are so underrated, it's not even funny, it's a shame, but, they're cult classics, now.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

BUMP

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.