Masterminds or Red Dawn?

When I first saw RD, I was pretty young and dreamt of being one of the Wolverines (like oh so many other American children). However, I think Masterminds was so much cooler.

So I ask you this: If you were in either situation, barring any realism, which would you want? Retaking a village, or owning baddies in a rich elementary school? I choose masterminds.

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