Kull the Camp


I had the pleasure of watching this film while gubbed on red wine. ITS A CLASSIC!!

Probably in the running for the worst film ever but by god I loved every cheesy lil minute. For 90 minutes I was Kull. I swashed my buckle all over the living carpet. Oh yesh!

As for the gay subtones. What are you guys all about? Why do you always have to say stuff is buffty. Its a little bit camp but I didn't notice anyone in tight polo shirts rearranging the furniture. Away and get a life.

I want the sequel to be Kull the Baby Seals!

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Does no one else think its camp??

Well *beep* yeez then!! I'm off to eat worms.

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Yes, it is campy as all get out...but that is what makes it pure Howard. Howard was kinda campy in his writings, but at the same time quite visceral...tis his vision. I like Kull because it is a serious film that doesn't take itself seriously...I mean come on, he defeats the beast by kissing it for Heaven's sakes!!! I think Kevin Sorbo deserved a bigger action career out of Hercules and this, but Andromeda is good too so he did do his thing. I just thought he could've been a bigger star because Kull the Conqueror is fun. I've owned a DVD player since 2000 and this was one of the first ten DVDs I bought, surprisingly enough.

"Ford, I feel like a sofa."
--Arthur Dent

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I love it.


What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?

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As the name implies, I've read a lot of Howard's work. ANYONE who describes Howard's work as "campy" knows nothing of what the hell he's talking about. Kull did have some amusing moments in his stories, like mistaking a withered mummy for Kathulos, but in no way was he campy. The only time Howard ever descended into anything remotely campy was in his Breckenridge Elkins and Steve Costigan stories--neither in any way resembling his sword and sorcery work. Sorry, but you obviously have either never read Howard or lacked any comprehension of what you have read if you think Howard was in any way campy.

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While Howard's work might not be 'campy', it isn't exactly the Aeneid either. In fact, it isn't even Tolkien, although both can safely be classified as pulp fiction. And as pulp fiction goes Howard might be a bit better than average, but this is no reason to treat his works like the Bible.

Adapting any kind of literature for the big screen is always tricky, even when WHAT you adapt is Nobel Prize-worthy literature, simply because the space, the means to tell your story are so completely different from the written word. What can and in fact IS being swallowed down when read, is hardly bearable to watch on-screen; that's the main problem most Howard-stories have to face, and also the reason why - while Kull is time and again to be found on tv today - you never see those Conan-movies anymore (despite the fact that the first one was quite well made): they take themselves so seriously, it's simply painfully ridiculous.

Kull's tongue-in-cheek style allows the spectator to put it down to the 'guilty pleasures'-department and enjoy it without feeling too stupid about it.

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I see, Roman. That's exactly why AMC has shown Conan the Barbarian several times over the past several months. No, you never see that one on TV at all anymore.

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I'm sorry, I should have been more precise: last time Conan was on a German speaking, European channel was May 15th, 2004.

Kull is being aired frequently (3 times this year alone), on different channels, despite the fact that - being a more recent work - it costs the channels more to do so.

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Which channel?

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It probably was, Kate. AMC's shown Conan about 10-20 times over the summer. By contrast, Sci Fi has shown Kull at most 3 times. So much for Roman's theory that Conan the Barbarian is unwatchable on TV. By the way, while Conan the Barbarian is much closer to Howard's Conan than Kull the Conqueror is to Howard's Kull, neither really reflects what Howard wrote or intended.

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I am quite sure it didn't. This is however the rule with adaptation of some literary model or other.

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I don't think that's an European channel though; certainly not a continental one...

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No, Roman. It's an American one. Your statement reflects the vapidity of your post though: Because in your area of the world, Conan the Barbarian has hardly been shown on TV lately, it must be a grossly unpopular movie while Kull is obviously well liked because it's been shown a grand total of three times in the past year. Given the much greater box office take of Conan the Barbarian, I find your post laughable, as much as because on channels accessible to me here in the US, Conan the Barbarian receives a decent amount of play while Kull is relegated to an occasional showing on the Sci Fi Channel, known for its remarkably egregious programming.

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Why is it more laughable to point out the way a movie scores on one market - and correct to concentrate on another one only?

You do, of course, know that the German speaking market is probably the most important foreign one for US productions - and you do, of course, know that it is the Nr. 1 market for anything concerning Arnold Schwarzenegger (for obvious reasons).

I never said that Conan was not a huge box office success, I merely stated that it didn't age well.
I never stated that Kull is a true adaptation of Robert Howard's works (nor a really good movie, btw), I simply pointed out that today's audiences are more likely to swallow something more easy going like that, instead of the pathos dripping productions.

Yes, I know, things are still a bit different in the US - as productions like 300 or MI3 prove; unfortunately though, US productions can no longer live on the bo-success achieved on the US market as movies like Alexander or MI3 have proven, and therefore serving the tastes of US audiences only has become a roll of the dice: it might work out - like it did with 300. But if it doesn't (or simply just remain below the expectations despite doing in fact very well like Waterworld or - again - MI3) the blow hurts immensely.

Anyway, I do realise that this isn't about Robert Howard, Conan or Kull anymore. And frankly: as much as I enjoy fandom, I do find rabid fans a bit tiresome.

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Roman, in the future, I'll appreciate it if you respond to what I actually say. Where do I begin with your logical lapses? I never said you said Conan was not a huge box office success. I said you claimed viewers would be turned off by it because it presents its material seriously--as you did. I never accused you of saying Kull was a true adaptation of REH's work. If you'll recall, the person I took to task for that posted it on a thread before you entered into the debate. As for your initial statement of pointing out a movie's strengths in one area and ignoring its weaknesses in others, do you even realize what you were saying? You ignored two things--the rest of the world outside Germany and the amount of money made by these two films relative to each other. Those are large portions of a movie's market to ignore. As for Conan not aging well, I can't speak for Germany, but here in the US, REH has seen his work achieve massive critical acclaim and commercial success in recent years--something it lacked when either Conan or Kull came out. That has led to discussions of Conan's being remade with other Howard works that are even darker--Bran Mak Morn and Solomon Kane--also entering preproduction. In contrast, I've noticed no one has mentioned a possible remake of Kull. That could have nothing to do with the poor reception the movie received when it came out ten years ago, I'm sure. One final thing you overlook is the fact that movie ticket and DVD sales provide the lion's share of a movie's revenue. TV licensing is far down the list. Since Conan has made much more money from both than Kull, I'll leave it to your imagination which one audiences--98% of them outside Germany--are more receptive to...

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I'm sorry, but there are so many things you mix up, misunderstand or simply don't know the facts of, that I don't even know where to begin.

I'll concede whatever point you want - it really isn't worth it.

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That has led to discussions of Conan's being remade with other Howard works that are even darker--Bran Mak Morn and Solomon Kane--also entering preproduction

That would really be something. But they would have to be made in consultation with die-hard Howard fanatics. As much as I like Arnold, the Conan movies did not really capture much of the spirit of Howard.


Illegitimus!

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You want camp, watch Lee Horsley in 1982's THE SWORD AND THE SORCEROR some time. Horsley can act, and the film is the epitome of camp. Plus the villain is, as I recall, the one and only pock-faced Richard Lynch. Absolute heaven!

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Frankly I try to judge the movie on its own terms and not if its 100% like its source material. And sure this movie is cheesy and campy. But that half of the reason it's so fun. At worse this movie is mediocre. At best its fun as hell. I agree dose feel like a Hercules Episode and maybe they should have made a Hercules movie instead. But still I don't think it is that bad for what it is.

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