Favorite Terrorist
Which bad guy do u like the best and which one do you think is the most cutest?
I liked Mr. Unger the best cuz when he fell down the stairs he looked soooo funny whahahahahha and for the CUTEST hmmmm I would choose either Mr. Unger OR Mr. Beaupre...Tough choice.
shareBeaupre was SO hot. I'm not gay, but I wouldn't toss him out of bed, especially if he had that black spray-paint over his eyes. He's such a pimp, too--there's nothing more bad-ass than a foreign guy in a long coat. He's not wasting his time with lawnmowers and buckets of glue. In fact, I'd even go further and say that a little part of me died when I saw his mug-shot at the end. Harsh. He can't bounce back from silly hair, a sad face, and chicken pox--even if he WAS in an igloo filled with fireworks and one crafty parrot.
By the way, do you think it's strange that none of the four terrorists were exposed to chicken pox in infancy? What concerns me is that, at such an advanced age, it can be pretty deadly. And you know those prison hospitals can't be that accomodating.
As for the others--Alice was cute, but, being the woman of the group, I personally think Alex went a little gentle on her. While the others were getting frozen, electrocuted and blown up, she was falling in the mud. Though that dumbwaiter episode had to be painful--and claustrophobic. But while she'd win a catfight with Alex's mom, Alex's mom is still much cuter.
Jernigan was the lame one of the group; you could tell the others weren't as enthusiastic to have him around. He's not especially smart (the others were definitely bumbling, but had at least some smarts) and a little bit of a pussy. After you survive getting a lawnmower dropped on your head, you should (a.) thank your lucky stars you're alive despite what your hair looks like, and (b.) not freak out about a mouse in your crotch. Seemed cut from the same cloth as Alice, though, and they could have been banging on the side. And why not? He's the most sensitive terrorist.
And what was Unger doing hanging out with these hooligans? He's like the coffee-shop hipster terrorist--with that flowing hair and that air of Adam-Goldberg's-older-brother. He went with the flow and, when life dealt him buckets of glue, plaster of paris, a flight of stairs, and a mouse trap, he just swaggered by and put on some swank new threads. Maybe this is the new generation of terrorist. He and Beaupre should have gone at it alone and they'd finish the job no time flat, with Unger making a clever retort afterwards.
Mine, was Alice. Hands down.
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Jernigan. excuse my spelling. I always thought he was so cool looking when they were in the airport. Hahaha. Man they made quite the jump eh? Crooks to Terrorists.
shareSame here i liked him the best too.
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Beaupre was probably my favorite. I think it was the accent! As for the cutest, I'd have to go with Jernigan. Alice was definitely hot, though!
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Are you a guy? If so, and if you really think Beaupre is so hot and you wouldn't toss him out of bed, you ARE gay, or bisexual. Just saying...
Alice was smoking hot. Amazing eyes.
You're already gay. My favorite was Jernigan, i don't know why, maybe because he's supposed to be the expert and he fell for some of the funniest traps. Also love his gadgets, like the scene where he scans the guy for the wire, how can't u laugh at that. Then taking pictures with the eye camera.
Then Beupre, Ribbons and Unger.In that order.
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