How I knew it really wasn't filmed in Detroit

1. Too many white people.
2. Not one person wearing an olde English "D".
3. A hot dog vendor? In Detroit? Yeah right.
4. What is an exotic British-accented jazz singer doing in the ghetto?
5. They were addicted to heroin and not crack cocaine.
6. Cookie walks around in her underwear in a warehouse loft in the middle of winter.
7. The word "Soda" and not "Pop" was on the hot dog vendor's sign.
8. Where are all the Michigan license plates?
9. No coney islands?
10. They didn't live in a crackhouse.