Ellen...NOOOOOOO!!!+shy;
I like Ellen DeGeneres. Not necessarily always as a comedienne(tho she's pleasantly funny and ALWAYS has been,unlike another lesbian comic who once had a talk show herself),but as the person she seems to be and also her ability to mine comedic devices. In fact,I'd give just about any movie or tv show a chance when she's in it. It doesn't mean I will like it just because she's in it(I don't recall even finishing "The Love Letter"!),but sometimes she can help it(example:"Edtv"). However even she can't save this convoluted,cynical, unlikeable,thinks-it 's-much-more-clever- than-it-actually-is film noir. To be sure,I think nobody could make this film likable without doing a rewrite.
I feel like this was basically a bad career move for all involved. Why I single out Ms.DeGeneres is because I found her to be absolutely wrong for the part of a cynical detective. Not that I would recommend any actress(or actor)to be in this film,but this part seems more written for a hard-bitten,edgier character actress,say Linda Fiorentino or Anne Heche.
I realize that actors have the prerogative to play against type,I only wish Ms.DeGeners had tried her hand a better written,les self-satisfied piece of dreck like this film. MHO.
M:HR!IDSAT!BTW,YP!!