Boring Movie!!


I just caught this movie on Showtime and I was ready to really like it. A Robert Altman film seriously I thought it would be great.
It was boring!!
Kenneth Branagh was so annoying falling for a caterer that is only okay looking, I was more shocked when I saw who played hisn wife, Famke Janssen was way hotter than the caterer girlfriend, talk about miscast, Famke towered over Branagh and amazing.
Robert Downey Jr. played a drunk annoying friend/detective/ I don't even know.
Branagh leaves to call his wife and gets the kids kidnapped when he leaves in the motel room, why not call from the room.
Ahh, this movie made me mad, not to mention the last 20 minutes in the hurricane,what happened, I have no clue, but it was slow and never ending.
I went off about this movie to my carpool buddy this morning...
Oh, and Daryl Hanna is in the movie too, she looks great but has nothing much to do then help out Branagh.
Basically boring movie, w/ dumb plot and miscasting!

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Yes!!! This movie is SOOOOOOOOOO boring and full of "dead" acting and unappealing characters and too much rain. The plot sucks, and what the point of Robert Duvall, his talent was totally wasted.

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No!! Duvall was great. Whether characters are unappealing is in the eye of the beholder. Altman makes movies about flawed, complex people, not huggable, loveable human Care Bears like Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise. Granted, Gingerbread Man wasn't as good as Gosford Park or Short Cuts, but it was unfairly ignored upon its initial release. Other Grisham-inspired films were done in a prosaic, unimaginative style (Pollack's The Firm, Pakula's Pelican Brief). Coppola breathed a little life into The Rainmaker, but it still turned out to be more Grisham than Coppola. But only Altman could turn a Grisham potboiler into an avant garde art film. If nothing else, the opening aerial shot (which I was fortunate enough to see in a theater) is worth the price of admission. The conceit is that a hurricane is about to hit -- not just a regular hurricane, but an emotional one, filled with upheaval for Branagh's character (Altman loves the dramatic effect of storms -- see A Wedding and Dr. T and the Women for more details).

It is funny, Sam Shepard made the same complaint about Fool for Love that Grisham made about Gingerbread Man, that Altman had ruined the material.

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yeah it was kinda boring.. and trust me.. it was a pain in the ass when they were FILMING it. I Live in Savannah, and lemme tell ya, trying to get to work downtowsn was a a PAIN... half the roads were closed.

Glad to see all this late to work stuff paid off for NOTHING! AGGH!

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I agree with your remarks especially that Robert Duvall was killed to soon and about Daryl Hannah, anyway it was a boring film, a weak Altman.

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Boring?
I thought the film was good! Yeah your right about Kenneths wife being hotter than the girl he feel for but thatw asnt the point. I thought the story was ok. And Kenneths role was good. He was good in the film! And he was dead sweet to his kids!!!

Well in my opinion i think this is a great film! And i loved it...

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Laptop22--Boring is in the eye of the beholder. But I take issue with some of your points.

Branagh's character did not leave his wife for the caterer: they were already split and thoroughly acrimonious and she even has a new lawyer boyfriend. Branagh's apparently a chronic womanizer besides. There was no reason for him to think he was ever going to get into his ex's panties again, or turn down easy nookie from a new babe when he's already drunk and horny. Janssen's being hotter or more beautiful than Davidtz (even if objectively determinable) doesn't make this unbelievable.

Downey and Hannah played terrific wiseasses who threw light on Branagh's clueless headlong acceptance of his client's story.

Yes, the call should have been made from the room, but it's a plot device, forgivable if one conjectures that he didn't want to leave that distinct a trace of his whereabouts. A call from a motel's phone booth doesn't prove you are staying at the motel.

PS to gayamat2000--Duvall was only partially wasted as an actor of his stature makes a splendid red herring suspect.

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This is not a boring movie but an awful movie - Kenneth Branagh and his accent are awful - he is a lawyer but he does so many irrational things! Dragging his kids out of school, punching the janitor, you would think that a lawyer who receives threatening photos would call the police and tell them that his kids were in danger!

Taking the kids across country - he even lets the kids go into a shop to buy sweets and then turns his back to call his girlfriend (definitely a man thinking with his balls!)

He then leaves his children in a motel whilst he goes to make a call! Surely the call wasnt that important to risk leaving the children exposed.

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while i watched, i wondered why i was. i did love listening to branagh and downey speak. but the interesting points you and others make, explain further why i continued to the conclusion. thanks.

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Not boring at all. It was certainly not Altman I thought it would be (Short Cuts, Cookie's Fortune, Gosfor Park), but it was a thrill and a good piece of work with director's stamp visible. The atmosphere with hurricane arriving, the dialogs, the characters, the acting, the plot... I loved it all. And, of course, that discreete light on a snobbish middle class that Magruder and his ex-wife belong to. Towards the end of the film ex Mrs. Magruder, terribly revengeful and full of rage throughout the film, can’t hide her snobbish nature and calls his new girl-friend “white trash” (scene in the Police station when she came to pick up their kids).

He’s a successful lawyer, a womanizer, we do not know much about his upbringing, but he meets this working class woman in distress and offers help. Is it a sincere gesture or just the opportunity for a one night stand? Is it a human emotion or a hunter’s instinct? Somehow, her problems that seemed real (and are real for many individuals that we pretend not to see around us) got him involved in a plot that follows. Hunter becomes a pray. And the audience knows nothing more than he knows so I started to like him for being more than a shallow professional and philanderer. We are all hooked in this story. Our social biases discreetly switched off and on. Her barefoot father with the appearance of a homeless man, his buddies, the danger they seem to impose, the fishy detective and the bars he goes to...The plot is great, provoking and disturbing.

About that phone call when his children disappear: he chooses to make a call form the phone booth because he tries very hard to keep his kids calm and unaware of the danger they’re in. He couldn’t have made all the necessary information exchange in front of them without alarming them. That’s all.

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I wanted to like this movie, I really did. But it bored me to death as well. Robert Downey Jr. should have been the main character, not Kenneth B. Maybe then it would have been more worthy of watching. I picked up this movie b/c it got two thumbs up, also b/c of RDJ. Not only was this movie boring, but it confused the hell out of me. At one point I was like ugh, I'm just going to fast forward to the ending before I pass out! This film was a mess!

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The big plot point was this was a lawyer who got slime off and put the blame on the police. The police are not perfect, many are not that smart yet they have to make split second decisions based on their instincts at the time. Ken goes to the police with concerns and they don't help him. Why should they? He bashes them until he needs them. Ken is a very smart man, but he is now in a situation where he has to make split second decisions and he winds up worse that the police officers. Understanding this plot point turns this from a boring film to a very good film.

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Excellent film and sublime cast!

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