Holy Crap! The best movie ever?
I just finished watching this for the first time in ten years and I'll be damned if this wasn't one of the greatest movies I've ever seen! I mean, you go into a Seagal picture expecting, well, just another Seagal picture, but this one takes the cake. Words cannot describe how badass this movie is. Seagal busting everybody's balls, discussing orafices and ointments with the sheriff, playing the guitar??? Call me naive or mentally challenged or whatever, but that's just good old fashioned cinema.
"Nobody who makes pâté this good can be all bad."