Thug: "You could be an English teacher except probably you don't understand plain English. Get out." Thug 2: "Get out. That's pretty plain English. Get out."
Seagal: "I've also decided that if you don't like it, that's tough *beep* Thug: "I've got your tough *beep* right here." He tries to punch Seagal then Seagal elbows him and takes out 5 or 6 guys with a piece of wood. Then Seagal says: "I cracked my wood. That's no good."
Thug (with his nose broken): "Turn him loose. I said turn him loose." Then Seagal backfists him in the nose - that was great.
Before that big guy tries to fight Seagal, that guy said: "He's going to whip you like a red-headed stepchild."
Kristofferson: "You missed me, dumbass." Seagal: "That either I'm a bad shot or I really want to meet Tyrone."
You nailed it RVD I noticed the OP missed some of your lines so I was going to add some till I read yours. But on the last quote you have there, the full thing is great.
"I'm still alive @sshole!" "I know that Warren... now that could be because I'm a bad shot, or that could be because I raelly wanted you to meet Tyrone... I'll just let you think about that" "F*&K you Jack" *with grin on his face
That made me laugh for years now.
Ohter good ones are
"Aint you slicker then possum shyet?"
"did you sleep with him?" "what?" "you whoare!" *slap
Big fat 'tater head thug: (to Taggert) You's this close to having me stomp yo' ass.
Taggert: (to the son) If your daddy knew how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Big thug again: Seems I'm going to have to educate you on how to properly beat the *beep* outta somebody [then proceeds to get his ass handed to him by Taggert]
----------------------- When we're thinking about our own brain, would that be a mental paradox??