Favorite lines??

Rollo: After all, toughness is what it's all about these days. Toughness and hard-noseness. Well, hard-nasality, as I mentioned before.

Vince: We can market little Bruce Springsteen tortoises. Jurassic Park made half of its money from those little plastic dinosaur. And they're even deader than this heap of garbage! Follow me!

Bugsy: Special summer sale. Antelope, 50% off. Ocelots, 200 pounds each
or six for a thousand. Rhino horn, just the job for a Friday night.

Vince: 'Cause you screwed up my whole childhood!
Rod: How could I have? Wasn't even there.


Rollo Lee: About some of these sponsorship ideas.
Willa Weston: Mmm?
Rollo Lee: I, I wonder if you and your fiancé don't, don't feel that... some, some of them are...
Willa Weston: [interrupting] Fiancé? Vince? No, no. No, no, we're not together.
Rollo Lee: Ohh, good.
Willa Weston: "Good"?
Rollo Lee: Good. - I mean, I know we're not making 20% yet, but, but some of the marketing devices are a bit... a bit... crude?
Willa Weston: Yes.
Rollo Lee: Good. Because, you know, the, the keepers and, um, and I were...
Willa Weston: [looking into the lemur cage, while removing her jacket to expose a skimpy dress] Oh, look at that. *Aren't* they *gorgeous*? Oh, they just make you want to *fondle* them...
Rollo Lee: Oh yes. Yes, yes, uh, yes, I see what you mean. Yes.
Willa Weston: Is this one your favorite?
Rollo Lee: Yes, yes, I like him breast of... uh, best, ahem, of all the... the small mammaries. Mammals. (Sorry.) Ahem. Yes, his, his name's, uh, Rollo, actually.
Willa Weston: Really.
Rollo Lee: Hm. Yes, so I, I sort of feed him some little special tits-bits. Tits. Tid, tid, sorry, tidbits. (Keep making boobs.) Anyway, he just... loves his nuts.
Willa Weston: [slowly] Does he? Hmm. And is, uh, Rollo very sexually active?
Rollo Lee: Well, he, he doesn't have a, a partner at the moment. You, you know, if he, if he had one...
Willa Weston: One?
Rollo Lee: Hm?
Willa Weston: I mean, just one? He wouldn't get bored, or...? I mean... you had two... in your cage the other day.
Rollo Lee: Oh, yes, huh. I mean, um, some of those, some of those sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexcessive... exsexi... sexiss...
Willa Weston: Excessive.
Rollo Lee: That's it, sorry. Freudian slit. Slut. Slot.


It's nice to be nice to the nice.