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posted 17 years ago by oneals
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Bidwell: [returns to camp after a bear has bit off his leg] Sir, I've been to hell and back.
Edwards: Yes, I can see that...
Bidwell: I suspect that you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast.
Edwards: Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind briefly. But now I have a better idea.
Bidwell: Yes, sir?
Edwards: I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.
Bidwell: But what about the bear?
Edwards: Rest assured, Bidwell, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.
Bidwell: Revenge is sweet, sir.

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

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[–] antherick 15 years ago

i'm afraid bidwell's failed to communicate by way of his ear

[–] horatiohornblower 15 years ago

There are so many classic scenes in this film, and thats definitely one of them! Even the look on Matthew Perrys face when hes trying to sell Bidwell on "old age as revenge" is too funny!!

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