I mean, COME ON!


They're so obsessed with getting off the ship that they think of some stupid crazy plan to get off the ship (cough cough jet ski) but they ignore all the LIFEBOATS! You can see them multiple times throughout the movie just hanging out (sorry) waiting for some emergency. You'd think Canton would have been savvy enough to consider them. I mean, he's standing right by them and he instead jumps down from however many decks high onto Finnegan's ship! When you watch it again (you know you will), keep an eye out for the perfectly good lifeboats that NOBODY cares about.

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How far can a lifeboat go though? You have to be rowing pretty hard.. the jet ski was the perfect plan when things were lookin' bad and you need to haul ass

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