2.9?!??!?!


What the hell is going on? This "film" used to have a rating in the mid 1's and now it's up to a 2.9?!?!

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I gave it a 2/10. I know its bad, its so very bad. But at the same time I'd still rank Batman and Robin as far worse film because they seemed like they were actually trying to make a film with B&R, wheras Crazy Six is just a series of montagues which get increasingly silly. It's bad, oh its so very bad, but I did laugh at several points which to me means its heading towards its so bad its actually good terrority. Then again I'd never watch it again unless I wanted to make one of my friends endure the horror that is CRAZY SIX!

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I gave it 6. I saw the film in a cinema back in 1999. In Sofia, Bulgaria of all places. Maybe it was traveling through Easter Europe then that made the film entertaining. While the film was pretty surrealistic, it did capture the mood of what was going on that part of the world. Also, it was quite good looking on a big screen and in widescreen. I rented it when I got back to show friends but the version available in the US was not widescreen and seemed to have be edited different. The film has a big cult following in Eastern Europe. Also, I thought the retro music outstanding because that was exactly how clubs and bars were back in the late 90's. And the rampant drug problem with the Russian mafia was just becoming pervasive. Film isn't perfect by any standard and is poor on many levels, but it did a nice job of capturing that time and place.

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A 6? Seriously, are you kidding? I respect other people's opinions but I'm just astonished that anybody could actually think that highly of this. I'm even more astonished to hear that this thing had a theatrical release anywhere. It was ugly enough looking on an old 22" TV, but on the big screen it must have been headache-inducing to the point of utter torture.

I don't think it's intended to capture any particular mood of what was going on in Eastern Europe at the time. I think the sole reason it's set there is because it's cheap to film there, like with so many other American B-movies. The "film" showed absolutely nothing about Eastern European society at the time. There may have been rampant crime and drug use in Eastern Europe at that time, as I know many countries in that area faced massive social and economic issues during the transformation from the old communist systems to market economies. However, what on earth does this do to capture that? How on earth can you say that throwing a bunch of washed up American actors into some run down warehouse locations does a "nice job of capturing that time and place"? All of the actors and characters were American except for Ivana Milicevic and Mario Van Peebles terrible French accent. The same story could have been told anywhere where there's rampant social issues and crime. It could have been set in the Bronx with no changes except location and actually been better for it, as all the American characters wouldn't seem so ridiculously out of place. Would a film in set in South Africa during apartheid where the Afrikaners were replaced with Inuit people be accepted as a credible job of capturing that place and era? No, I don't think it would. Sorry, but the claim that it does a "nice job of capturing that time and place" just doesn't cut it.

Furthermore, I've been to Eastern Europe several times. Granted, I haven't been to Bulgaria or Czech Republic where this was filmed, but I have been to Ukraine, Russia and Poland, and I have never heard of this being shown on TV, never seen it for sale on DVD or VHS. Yes, I do have an interest of looking for b-movies abroad and have noticed many terrible American ones, but never this. I'm sure I would have noticed it, because it's always topped my list of worst movies ever made. So please forgive me for being skeptical of it having such a huge cult following in Eastern Europe.

Also, even if it DID manage to do a decent job of capturing a particular place and time (which it didn't), it would still have failed epically due to the fact that it's a terribly disjointed mess where most scenes are long drawn out nothingness with little actual dialog and no coherent continuity between each other, the editing and camera angles are terrible (check the shootout where it's impossible to see who's shooting who, for example) and the filters are incredibly ugly, distracting and again make it difficult to actually determine what's on screen.

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As dreadful as this movie is (VERY dreadful), I wouldn't even say it's Pyun's worst (Blast is, although I have only seen a handful of his films; the general verdict of those who are more familiar with his worse consider Urban Menace his worst). I'd say Batman and Robin and anything directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the worst movies ever.

The movie's rating has sunk to a 2.6 since this thread was started.

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I like the film as well. As a former addict in Croatia, I was very affected by the film. Everyone has the right to enjoy the movies the move them. I went to see this new film Paranormal Activity and fell asleep I was so bored, yet many are affected so to each their own and I would never bad mouth those who liked it. So its unfortunate to see people attacked for liking a film as aleop has done. It's wonderful that there are so many different tastes and a great variety of movies for each taste. Aleop believes in only their beliefs are the right ones. It's very much Communist thinking.

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I did not attack or bad mouth (your words) anybody for liking this and I don't think only my "beliefs are the right ones". I challenged the previous poster for his claims that this captured Eastern Europe well at the time, a claim which seems just silly to me because I don't believe it was set there for anything other than economic purposes and don't see how anybody could possibly relate to it, because there are no colonies of Americans in the middle of Eastern Europe. If you think there's some deep philosophical and cultural message in this "film" then I think you're living in a fantasy world.

Perhaps you'd like to check out the Corrupt Urban Menace Wrecking Crew? I've figured they're probably right up your alley if you actually think this is any good.

Perhaps you'd like to tell me why you were so moved and affected by this as an apparent former addict? I'm quite curious, because there are a billion movies about drug addiction and all of them are better than this. So can you tell me why this stands out above all of them? Don't say "oh, but it's set in Eastern Europe so I can relate", because the Eastern Europe it's set in does not bear any resemblance to any Eastern Europe in the history of our universe, so that argument doesn't hold water.

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This is a pretty awful movie...I saw it cause it had Rob Lowe, Burt Reynolds, Ice-T, Thom Mathews and Mario Van Peebles but it is an unwatchably bad movie. And I defended Pyun on Kickboxer 2 and 4, Mean Guns, Sword and Sorcerer and Dollman.

I still think Adrenalin is worse though...

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Having now travelled to almost every country in Eastern Europe with the exception of Serbia (although I have been in Kosovo), Moldova, Lithuania and Estonia, and met many people from such countries, I can safely say that *nobody* I have met has ever even heard of this piece of garbage.

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