Movie questions...

I'm one of the people that you will all make fun of because I didn't think this movie was completely horrible. Yes, it was a bad movie, but I liked it. I loved all his crazy gadgets made out of tons of retro toys and things. The whole bizarre theme of the movie was great, from beginning to end. The only part I truly hated was when Carrot Top stopped being an idiot and attempted to be a normal funny guy for the girl. He was so creepy like that. As stupid as this whole movie was, the only part that I couldn't suspend my belief for was that the hot chick would be interested in Carrot Top.

Now that you all surely hate me for not hating this movie, here are my questions... was Carrot Top REALLY not involved with the writing in this movie? It seems like the whole thing was written for him and his weird prop humor. Were those 2 writer guys just huge Carrot Top fans? Didn't they all 3 collaborate? Why isn't Carrot Top credited as a writer? As a man who writes comedy material, surely he was involved in the writing to some extent.

Maybe he just thought he would be a more legitimate actor if he wasn't staring in a movie written about himself. Or maybe he knew it was so bad that he asked them to not credit him so he could use the excuse, "WELL I DIDN'T WRITE IT!" Those are the only logical explanations I can think of. But maybe someone here knows the real answer.

Question #2 is...why was Bradford wearing the lie detecting shirt near the end? I'm hoping that some of you were able to make it that far into the movie to know what I'm talking about. Bradford starts telling lies and his shirt alarm starts sounding. Why would a guy like Bradford think that wearing that shirt was a good idea? Maybe I got distracted during the part where this was explained, because we all know that other than this, it was a rock-solid plot and movie script.

I will now end this post with a prank call that doesn't involve Carrot Top: http://www.phonelosers.org/media/hotel_carrot_top.mp3