Not a Pomeranian...


Cynthia's dog is definitely not a Pomeranian. Its not even a show quality Yorkshire Terrier!I know it's a petty complaint, but you would think that they could at least get the correct dog. Unless it was intentional?

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What about the papers? It has papers! Papers!!

Wonder what the papers say? The papers say?



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I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers...

"Don't believe everything you hear on the radio." - Charles Foster Kane

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Show me all the blue-prints.

Wait ... wrong film.

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RUUUUUN! GOOOOOO! Get to the choppa!

Wait, really wrong film.

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I'm a gonna go get da papus, get da papus.

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I got a pedi complaint for ya.

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Holy *beep* that's embarrassing. I was using text-to-speech. DAMMIT, GOOGLE!

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But for example, if you went to get your toes painted and they did a bad job; you'd have a pedi-complaint.

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then you'd have to go door to door telling people you're a pedi-rast


I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy

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True fact: "Pedi-Ass" is a Latin expression.
Red Foreman frequently threatens people with the "pedi-ass" because he's a scholar who studied Latin.

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I think the pedi-complaint is that the pedi-cure was ruined after only a day of walking door to door to tell people he was a pedi-rast.

They wrote down the complaint and stored it away in a pedi-file.

He also did lots and lots of anal whippets, but they don't call it an "anal whippet film".

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It was intentional. It was to show the ignorance of Walter. Remember he says "I think it's a Pomeranian" . He was pretty much your average dumb ass.











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No man, it's like the song says:

I'm not a Pomeranian
I just crush a lot.


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No man, it's like the song says:

I'm not a Pomeranian
I just crush a lot.

Your age is showing with that quote. 





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Was surprised it took someone this long to point that out.

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"Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. "


mark it zero, VAA. next frame



there's a samsquanch trying to get into my shed!

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Unfortunately for your argument, he said nothing of the sort!

This is what is actually said:

DUDE
What the *beep*'re you talking about? The carrier. What's in the *beep* carrier?

WALTER
Huh? Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the *beep* furniture.

BS. Watch it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjN5q9Ixen4




OVER THE LINE!!!!









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No man, it's a burger next Tuesday.

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Walter is not a dumbass, you dumbass.

If you love Jesus Lizard and are 100% proud of it, copy this and make it your signature!

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Uh huh.




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Well, the "marmot" isn't a marmot, either. It's a ferret.


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And the Dude isn't even the right Lebowski. The thugs are looking for the millionaire Lebowski.

The Coen Brothers are incompetent.



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Yes, the Coen's intentionally put in all kinds of incorrect stuff...the Pomeranian, the marmot, the big Lebowski, Arthur Digby Sellers, etc. OK.....let's list all the incorrect stuff.....!

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and the thing that lenin didn't say

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and the thing that lenin didn't say


You mean:

"You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... "

Pretty sure he DID say that, dude. That's like a famous Lenin quote. It's in the Hermitage museum. It's also one of the principle tenets of modern socialism and especially American liberalism.

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Okay.. goin' full-nerd here, It's from an article Lenin wrote for Pravda, entitled "Who Stands to Gain?"

In politics it is not so important who directly advocates particular views. What is important is who stands to gain from these views, proposals, measures.


Printed in Pravda in April 1913; an English translation was published in 1977 in "Lenin: Collected Works" volume 19. A bit o' light reading?

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hey Lydia, Let me tell ya something - I dig your work... in American Psycho.. On a personal level, I'm really an enormous fan




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Now I'm trying to figure out who you're comparing me to...haha

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Check it out fellas; a gal is engaging with joyride. Remember what we taught you, bud. Just keep your voice down, no need to talk about your chonson, take it easy on the cuss words, etc.

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I dig your style too, man


Lydia oh Lydia, have you met Lydia... Lydia the tattooed lady



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I once knew a Thai Hooker named Clam Lydia.

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Personally, Lydia, I think your best work is in The Fisher King, with that Bridges dude.

Be sure to proof your posts to see if you any words out

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That's the whole point. Walter is a blowhard who, as the Dude eloquently points out, is "a g*dd**n moron". He's just so lacking in self awareness that he doesn't realize it and treats everything in his head (and/or that pops out of his mouth) as if it must be the absolute truth.

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Walter only thinks it's a Pomeranian.

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Yeah, cheese ain't even lookin' like daht.

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