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"Would someone remind the Disney animators that trees float? Would someone explain to them that Chip can't say he doesn't know what Christmas is about, that he's never HAD a Christmas, when his character is present at a Christmas celebration the year before? Would someone ask why Celine Dion suddenly sounds like Roberta Flack?"

Matthew Tschirgi, CHUD.com

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I think you're being very cynical about what was supposed to be a simple, children's holiday movie.

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Really? You think so?

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I think your cynicism is justified

-Elizabeth
http://geocities.com/lesmisforever

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Thank you.

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All movies are art forms.
You want to destroy a movie.
Therefore, you want to destroy an art form.

Have you no children? It would make a child burst into tears if you said to his/her face, "I want to burn your BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS DVD!"

Yes, you are justified. But even if the world agrees with you, it doesn't make you right.

Something to think about...

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"All movies are art forms."

No. Film itself is an art form. Movies are art.

"You want to destroy a movie. Therefore you want to destroy an art form."

I don't see how erasing THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS from the planet would kill cinema
as a whole, sorry...

"Have you no children? It would make a child burst into tears if you said to his/her face, "I want to burn your BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS DVD!"

Believe me, it doesn't.

"Yes, you are justified. But even if the world agrees with you, it doesn't make you right."

Oh, SHUT up...

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Sorry, but the truth hurts, doesn't it? And what's even more pleasing is that Disney will just rerelease it again in several years for viewing audiences everywhere! Pleasant dreams, Beast-5...

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The truth doesn't hurt. It's the lies that hurt. Unless you can justify every single continuity error, my paper still tells the truth, so don't patronize me.

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What you deem a good movie is a matter of your own opinion. And while I agree with you that the EC doesn't truly pay homage to BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, the EC is still a good movie, and that's a fact. The demographic aimed at was that of children. You know that this is true, but you act like it was created as a means to insult you. It wasn't. It remains a fact that while the EC remains far below the status of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, the EC was never meant to sully the good name of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Though you seem to think so, it doesn't because I still view BEAUTY AND THE BEAST with the highest regards. So a made-for-profit film meant to entertain the kids uses these classic characters in a mediocre movie about hope and Christmas? Disney owns them, and Disney can take certain liberties with them. If they choose to create a movie where the Beast dies and does not transform and Belle runs off to a nunnery, who cares but you? You shouldn't take offense for something like that because everyone remembers the classic and its plot sequences and its memorable moments when watching anything from a harmless kid's movie to pure garbage! Memories and feelings for BEAUTY AND THE BEAST cannot be erased or even smudged by anything less engaging unless you allow it, unless you are weak. You must be weak to plead to the public that the EC must be destroyed. Just because it pales in comparison to BEAUTY AND THE BEAST? Who are you trying to fool?

Had your paper really told the truth, the EC would have been erased from existence. The paper states your opinions and retells the tale in a highly negative tone (Anti-characters? No, YOU SHUT UP!). Next thing you'll tell me is that the axe would have been an odd character had it not been so plainly phallic...I hope that you donate your brain to science before you go; it would be interesting to see what YOURS was on...

Please realize that the EC does not harm BEAUTY AND THE BEAST unless you let it. And while it appears that I loathe you, I really want to help you see the truth. I do not intend to patronize you when I say this...

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"You know that this is true, but you act like it was created as a means to insult you. It wasn't."

-Be that as it may, it offended me as an artist as well as a human being.

"So a made-for-profit film meant to entertain the kids uses these classic characters in a mediocre movie about hope and Christmas?"

It's not about Christmas, nor is it the least bit concerned about hope.

"Just because it pales in comparison to BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?"

Not only that. It's guilty of a number of other crimes.

"No, YOU SHUT UP!"

Ummmm...no, YOU.

"I hope that you donate your brain to science before you go; it would be interesting to see what YOURS was on..."

I'm sorry, are you implying someone was on something? You must've left that out...

"Please realize that the EC does not harm BEAUTY AND THE BEAST unless you let it. And while it appears that I loathe you, I really want to help you see the truth. I do not intend to patronize you when I say this..."

I'm perfectly aware a meaningless little fingernail clipping like CHRISTMAS
doesn't hold a candle to BATB. That's my POINT. You want to help me see the
light? "Oh, I was wrong about THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS! My god, all those
continuity errors are meaningless to me now! La la la la dee dee da!" Whatever...



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Is that all that you have left? Continuity error? That is not a legitimate reason. It is crystal clear to me that the lack of cleanly interwoven time frames has gotten you down. The continuity error indicates that a human error has been made. Picture it: an artist pouring his life and his soul into the making of an immortal masterpiece. Now picture an animator (if it pleases your highness, you can call him an artist still) who helps slap together a quick kid's movie for a bit of cash and succeeds at his job. Which scenario do you think equates with BATB? The general looseness of CHRISTMAS is a valid detail in backing up the fact that the continuity error was a complete overlook. So, sue them! Just don't get your pants in a bunch. Remember that Trousdale and Wise admitted that they hadn't come up with a name for the Beast because they realized their error towards the end of production for BATB. And even though the movie was produced in a much shorter period than average, it's still a very big detail to overlook. It is a far larger error than something that a child won't realize until he's a doddering old fool! Still, I forgive our directors for their mistake because the movie is still my favorite of all movies.

And canon? Canon is a law or a rule, or what you probably implied: "the strictest form of imitation." You don't seem to understand that Disney takes some liberties and throws in some "creative touches" to their movies and stories ALWAYS. If you haven't noticed by now...>sigh< Disney doesn't need to do anything to win you over if they don't feel like it. Money can do that to a person...or a company.

Now, if you are going to respond to my response with more of your dry and incessant whining, don't bother. I've seen enough of your pathetic CHRISTMAS name-calling, your repetitive responses and your eye-gouging writing sterility that I can call you bland (the "perfect word")... In all actuality, I've thoroughly enjoyed countering your "dissection" and the responses of your followers who merely feel that big words and "dissing" Disney are cool. However, you're putting me to sleep. I'm rather...disappointed.

And as far as "La la la la dee dee da!" goes...
..dude, no.

So, ya feeling lucky?

Enguarde!

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"Is that all that you have left? Continuity error? That is not a legitimate reason."

Oh, yes it IS. It's not all I have left, it's just all I NEED.

"Now picture an animator (if it pleases your highness, you can call him an artist still)"

Well, of course an animator is an artist.

"The general looseness of CHRISTMAS is a valid detail in backing up the fact that the continuity error was a complete overlook."

And that doesn't make it right, DOES it.

"Remember that Trousdale and Wise admitted that they hadn't come up with a name for the Beast because they realized their error towards the end of production for BATB."

BELLE knows his name.

Were you involved in the creation of THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS? Is that why you're
bothering to defend it?


"Now, if you are going to respond to my response with more of your dry and incessant whining, don't bother. I've seen enough of your pathetic CHRISTMAS name-calling, your repetitive responses and your eye-gouging writing sterility that I can call you bland (the "perfect word")... In all actuality, I've thoroughly enjoyed countering your "dissection" and the responses of your followers who merely feel that big words and "dissing" Disney are cool. However, you're putting me to sleep. I'm rather...disappoint ed."

Gee, I guess you win then.































Jackass.

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Sore loser...really, you were a formidable foe but try a little harder next time. I warrant you that your other responses to message boards are strong but the eccentricity I found in this particular board roused me to defend it. Call me crazy, but I just feel that way.
No, I wasn't involved in the making of CHRISTMAS; I just like it and find it charming. And the continuity error, while not making it right, doesn't make it wrong either (I was a student of logic for a short time and such a scenario calls for an undetermined solution).

Merci, monsieur!



































Mangez ma poussière.

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Great. Go tie Nell to the railroad tracks. And there's more than one continuity error.

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I seriously doubt that you would make a fair mountie so I'm afraid that there's more than one Snidely Whiplash on this board, dude...and I know that there's more than one continuity error, but, you see, I'm not a perfectionist...eve n if they tried to affirm that Belle and the prince never got together, I KNOW THAT THEY DID! But I'm not going to let something like that ruin a film for me. I would actually find it interesting (yet maybe a little upsetting as well) to see a scenario where they didn't love. CHRISTMAS didn't do something as outlandish as that (really), so it's no skin off my nose, ya know? On the other hand, if someone were far less forgiving, then I say: "The utopia is in THAT direction -->"

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"BELLE knows his name"

No she doesnt, at the end of Beauty and the Beast, the good one, she calls him Beast.. yeah he has no name. And personally, I dont remember liking this movie either, but come on its a kids movie, do you really have to have this argument?? Come. On. Find something better to do with your time than writing a 24 page paper on it.. jeez people.



Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.

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Hey I noticed that lots of people call the Beast, Prince Adam. I just want to know did he ever get officially named that or is it just established in a Disney storybook or is did the fans name him that. I was always wondering about that. If you could answer I'd be really grateful.

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Actually Belle never called him anything in his human form. He only asked her to join him on the balcony then he told her he had a present for her and he gave her a single pink rose. Belle never addressed Beast by a real name.

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BETHANY COX
"Music comes from within, from your heart and from your soul."

You are right BusyTown65. Enchanted Christmas doesn't harm the original at all, and I personally think there are a lot worse DTV sequels, like Return to Neveralnd and the Jungle Book sequel. Whereas the film loses the charm, there is still a lot to enjoy, like some of the songs, the meaning of christmas, and Tim Curry's exceptional voice acting, plus some very clever puns like "don't whine glasses". I wish you people would stop being so cynical about a harmless movie. Just because you hate this film, doesn't mean the whole world has to hate it, you are starting to turn into Big Brother(1984, who was a bit of a control-freak). I read teh paper, and there was a lot I disagreed with, and I am 16 years old, who loves the original, with the artistry, songs and complex characterisation.One of the redeeming qualities is that it is infinitely better to Magical World, where you see sides to the characters, that are unneccessary, like Beast hating birds.
Anyway, thanks for your opinions, but please stop the cynicism.

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I personally think there are a lot worse DTV sequels, like Return to Neveralnd and the Jungle Book sequel.

I hate to be "this guy" but those were both theatrical releases although both were planned to be direct to dvd...

God you can have Megan Fox...Give us back Vivien Leigh

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omg you're so right!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i can't believe i didn't notice those!!!! good ones.. :)

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Er, wow.
I don't mean to insult you, but it's pretty pathetic that you would waste time to write a 20-something page essay about the faults of a simple little kids movie and how horrible it is. I'd understand if it was critically acclaimed and a complete piece of trash but really, it's JUST a movie.

Wiggum: It would be really gas if you turned your magic bus around and headed to our pig pad.

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I'm kind of on both sides of this debate - I think it's pretty screwed up, but I observe those kind of things and actually enjoy watching it. But after all, it's just a film.

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Couldn't the tree have gone in and it's weight brought her into the water and down, and then the tree would have come back up under the ice somewhere(cause trees float) but now she is trapped under the ice(cause she has moved along with the river)?


Cindy

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First of all, the original BATB had its share of continuity errors. One good example is the scene when Gaston tries to propose to Belle. When he enters the house, the door opens inward. Then when she throws him out, the door opens outward so that he falls out. Then when she tosses his boots out after him, the door opens inward again. Well what do you know? Couldn't the animators keep track of which way it went, eh?

Also, I noted that in the essays you wrote, you slammed on EC for having the characters (whose presence you seemed to dislike as well) sing "Deck the Halls", as you said that was historically inaccurate. I might point out that there were anachronistic moments in the original BATB. Specific examples would be when Cogsworth wipes his face with the clock hands in a windshield like manner or the Indy car sound effect used when Mrs. Potts rides the tea cart to Maurice. Also, when Gaston tries to propose to Belle Lefou strikes up the band to play "Here Comes the Bride", a song which was first introduced in 1850. Depending on what point of the 18th century the film took place, that could be just as historically inaccurate as "Deck the Halls".

Oh, and about your gripe on the crowd of people in the hall at the begining of EC? You said that there was no explanation as to why they were there? Well do you at all remember the large group of people who gathered to watch the Prince and Belle dance at the end of the original BATB? Perhaps it's *those people*? It was pretty well established that there were a lot of servants, plus Cogsworth made mention in EC to the fact that the townsfolk came to the Christmas feast. Is it so inconcievable that some of the townsfolk came to help decorate the castle or came to assist in some way?

"Would someone explain to them that Chip can't say he doesn't know what Christmas is about, that he's never HAD a Christmas, when his character is present at a Christmas celebration the year before?"

From what I got from the movie, a good hunk of Chip's previous Christmas consisted of visiting Belle in the dungeon and trying not to get crushed when Forte went on rampage. That would be a bit of a spoiler for a holiday, especially if one was a little kid (and a little kid transformed into a tea cup at that). If you're refering to the opening scene, what specifically was said by Lumiere and Cogsworth was that it was good that Chip had a PROPER Christmas, unlike last years. Then Mrs. Potts says that last years (which is the Christmas we see the movie follow) was very nice in her opinion. If you're refering to the flashback (when everyone's enchanted), Chip looked very young and probably couldn't remember the actual Christmas celebration too well (anyway, from the looks of things the celebration revolved around the Prince's ill temper, which I wouldn't consider a proper Christmas anyway). Adding in the fact that there were no more Christmas celebrations after the enchantment, it's not so hard that a child would be unable to remember Christmas well.

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BETHANY COX
"Music comes from within, from your heart and from your soul."

Fosthoff, I agree with you. Almost every single Disney film has at least one continuity error. The OP is being very cynical about what a sequel that is considered by a majority to be one of the better DTV sequels. In fact, when I read his paper, the ONLY thing I agreed with him about was that he acknowledged it was a fantastic voice cast.

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I know.

I can understand him not liking it or not thinking it's on par with the original. I doubt anyone would disagree with his opinions there. But basically he's acting like the original BATB was some golden Holy Grail and anything that remotely sullies it is evil. I read his review for Lilo and Stitch. He gave it a 1/10 ONLY because of the trailers where Stitch shows up and knocks down the chandelier during the BATB dancing scene (he complains that that didn't happen in the real movie...no duh).

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First of all, the original BATB had its share of continuity errors. One good example is the scene when Gaston tries to propose to Belle. When he enters the house, the door opens inward. Then when she throws him out, the door opens outward so that he falls out. Then when she tosses his boots out after him, the door opens inward again. Well what do you know? Couldn't the animators keep track of which way it went, eh?


I'm not sure if I would call that a continuity error so much as an animation mistake. Continuity errors generally imply problems with the plot (like writing mistakes, plot holes, etc., etc.). Though that being said, I definitely agree that the original Beauty and the Beast definitely had quite a large portion of continuity problems (and I mean plot-wise, not animation wise), enough that I heard it was considered the champion of plot holes (The Little Mermaid didn't really have any continuity problems, with the closest to a true continuity problem was Caroletta inferring that the event where Eric was saved by Ariel occurred the past week, yet the scene after Ursula's monologue about her garden implied that the events took place the morning after Ariel saving Eric and becoming infatuated with him). Like, for a few examples:

*The bit about the prince's exact age when he was cursed (the portraits suggested he was a late teen, early adult, yet Lumiere implied that the curse lasted as long as ten whole years [and despite what others may claim, it's unlikely it was referring to their skills, since their official jobs aren't really the kinds that would... "rust" from being cursed as enchanted objects (for example, Lumiere and Cogsworth, and to some extent Mrs. Potts acted under an advisory function for Beast [which really doesn't require much physical activity or even mental capabilities to rust], and the other time they actually treated to a guest was with Maurice, and they did a pretty dang good job helping him out.). And aside from that, the other servants' current forms, like Chef Bouche and the featherduster, if anything actually improved their capabilities for their jobs, meaning they'd have the exact opposite to rusting in terms of skills, they'd be having a heckuva time improving their skills. Probably the only one of the revealed servants in the original film that most likely DID rust in terms of skills was the wardrobe since she obviously would not have been able to fit dresses onto any females prior to Belle arriving since... well, there WERE no female characters who were human before her arrival, and aside from that... if supplemental materials are anything to go by, she used to be an opera singer and... well, obviously she can't continue as a opera star while stuck as a wardrobe. In the Special Edition, there were the garden tools and the cleaning staff that most likely had been rusting, though even there, they seemed to have done a very good job there.).

*The fact that the woodchopper device was even repaired at all (in the film, it was implied that the woodchopper had to be dismantled to fit on the back of Maurice's wagon, and realistically, neither Belle nor Maurice would have had enough time to fix up the device, either when discovering Maurice was missing, or Maurice going home to pack up to find Belle alone, or when Belle nursed him back to health right before Gaston's blackmail plan came into effect. And based on the villagers' interactions with them and especially their treatment of Maurice [well, most of them anyways, it's unlikely the bookseller or even the triplets thought Maurice was crazy at all], it's extremely unlikely they would have repaired the device, especially not when they didn't even know Beast existed until Belle idiotically exposed him).

*The villagers not being aware of the Beast's existence at all, especially when the village was a couple hours away at most from the castle on foot via the most direct path based on how some scenes were framed (one of the bigger problems with that is that Beast had a rotted ribcage inside the West Wing, which strongly implied that Beast hunted for food sometimes. Considering that and the close proximity between the castle and the village, the Beast would have been more like an urban legend rather than a literal unknown realistically).

*Mrs. Potts' exact age (she had at least a six or seven children based on some scenes, yet she looked and acted old enough to be their grandmother).

That's at the top of my head, and there are probably others.

Also, I noted that in the essays you wrote, you slammed on EC for having the characters (whose presence you seemed to dislike as well) sing "Deck the Halls", as you said that was historically inaccurate. I might point out that there were anachronistic moments in the original BATB. Specific examples would be when Cogsworth wipes his face with the clock hands in a windshield like manner or the Indy car sound effect used when Mrs. Potts rides the tea cart to Maurice. Also, when Gaston tries to propose to Belle Lefou strikes up the band to play "Here Comes the Bride", a song which was first introduced in 1850. Depending on what point of the 18th century the film took place, that could be just as historically inaccurate as "Deck the Halls".


Actually, not just "depending on", that is flat out historically inaccurate (the 18th century is the 1700s, meaning there is absolutely no way Here Comes the Bride could be played during that time. That came out during the 19th century.). And you forgot to mention Lumiere and the dishes not only forming the Eiffel Tower, but also having a few bars of Les Marsellaise playing during Be Our Guest, even though not only did the film take place a century before the Eiffel Tower was developed at all, but Les Marsellaise wasn't an idea until most likely a couple of years after the film (since the film is implied to be pre-French Revolution). And don't get me started on how the opening song had a twofer where the villagers during the market scene were demanding for "a pound" and "a yard" of some items. First of all, France during that time utilized hands and feet as measurements. And even IF they were to ignore that bit, they would have used the metric system (liters, meters, that kind of stuff), NOT American measurement systems (inches, feet, yards, miles, etc.), since the French use the metric system (which was created as a result of the French Revolution). Even elementary school students know what the metric system is (heck, their rulers actually have it on the other side of the bit with inches).

Oh, and about your gripe on the crowd of people in the hall at the begining of EC? You said that there was no explanation as to why they were there? Well do you at all remember the large group of people who gathered to watch the Prince and Belle dance at the end of the original BATB? Perhaps it's *those people*? It was pretty well established that there were a lot of servants, plus Cogsworth made mention in EC to the fact that the townsfolk came to the Christmas feast. Is it so inconcievable that some of the townsfolk came to help decorate the castle or came to assist in some way?


I think that took care of that more than I can state it. Besides, the original film had plenty of characterization mistakes anyways, like Belle being framed as pure of heart (the beauty), yet acted like a jerk for most of the first half, the triplets being depicted as genuine sweethearts despite being Belle's foils (not to mention arguably outranking her in terms of outer beauty at least, if not inner beauty due to their nice nature), among others.

And yes, Enchanted Christmas was definitely one of the better DTV movies (personally, I think Simba's Pride, Return to the Sea [kind of], Enchanted Christmas, and the two Aladdin sequels were the better DTV movies).

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Would someone explain to them that Chip can't say he doesn't know what Christmas is about, that he's never HAD a Christmas, when his character is present at a Christmas celebration the year before?

--> that christmas was years ago, he had totally forgotten about it. Do you still remember your first christmas for exemple

Would someone ask why Celine Dion suddenly sounds like Roberta Flack?"


--> So if someone sings a song for a movie, they should also do the song of any sequels too?

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