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David's wife is a bigotted, self-centred, moronic shrew


Seriously, what was her problem? David allows Mr Bean to live in their home for 2 months and she leaves. Why? At this point she and her husband knew no better that he was just a doctor of art from Britain. But right away she assumes he's some creepy weirdo despite knowing him for like 2 minutes. So what is she a racist? Is the idea of someone who isn't American living in their home too much for her? Sure, Mr Bean immediately makes a fool of himself by breaking the portrait but that's their fault for putting a crystal decoration on a CD player. It was an accident waiting to happen.

So Bean makes a bad first impression and immediately she leaves with both kids, who also act like they couldn't care less leaving their father for no reason. Was being a rich Californian child not enough for these little brats? So the next time we see them they return home, hoping Mr Bean has left. But the moment they see Mr Bean with a newspaper on his head, they get out of there, without any questions about what happened or explanation for their leaving. His wife doesn't even say goodbye. At this point, David should have just said: "Hey, would you mind picking up some divorce papers on your way out?"

Then they come back for real whilst David and Mr Bean are out drinking. They return home drunk and his wife makes it out like David is the worst husband in the world. Can the guy not have a drink? Or socialise with his guests? Is he not allowed to make friends with the British? And then she says: "I think I'm going to have to leave you." WHY? What has the guy done that makes her think she'd be better without him? David obviously loves his family (though I can't imagine why) and he's a damn good provider since they live in a huge house in California. But for whatever reason, his family hates him, especially his wife. She even makes him sleep on the couch like he's some kind of stranger.

"But wait", you say. Don't they make amends by the end? Not really, his wife goes back to him but only because their daughter may be in a coma and she needs his huge paychecks to pay the medical bills. Then suddenly she's a helpless woman who needs a man to fill her life with. David being the dim-witted but caring person that he is tries to make it seem like their troubles were his fault and even says that Mr Bean has no reason to live in their home. Sure he doesn't, David was just being nice. The wife is just too much of an uptight b!tch to understand that the only reason David brought Mr Bean to their home was for his job. The same job that got them that giant house and everything they could ever want.

The real happy ending would have been if David left his gold digger wife for good and lived the rest of his life as a playboy in California. Sure, he could get custody of his kids if he really wanted to but as mentioned before they obviously don't think very highly of him. So why not let them live their adolescence with their mother and grandma. I'm sure they'll miss their luxury life eventually. I'm sure the son will enjoy going through puberty with no man around the house and as for the daughter. Notice how David wife shows no qualms about the biker moron she was dating, so she'll probably keep dating idiots like that until her first teen pregnancy. Yeah, I'm sure those two will look back and wish they treated their dad with a little more respect.

.....Wow, I wrote a lot more than I thought I would but I just never understood why David's family were so cruel to him. Horrible characters who shouldn't be in a Mr Bean movie.

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You need to relax its just a movie. It sounds as if your comparing reality to acting that made you react, just means the director did a good job. Maybe you have some personal issues to work out?

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I couldn't understand her at all either. She seemed to have some real issues with Mr Bean. Her character virtually never changed throughout the film. Neither did their children. It was like a polar opposite version of Houseguest.

The sad fact of the movie is when you realise just how screwed David is, ultimately. How long will it be before the painting is discovered to be just a poster, painted over with some beaten up eggs to give it a seasoned look and held up by bubble gum? Firstly, that painting is gonna smell like $hit very soon. Secondly, there's going to be strange, intense staining around the edges of the "painting" for all to see, and finally the ignored fact that anybody who has passed more art classes than Hitler will notice that the art isn't an original work (ie the dulled down detail when it comes to the brushstrokes). Very soon, the deception will be discovered, David will be exposed as a fraud, he will lose his job, get fined and jailed, have his name dragged though the media from local to international levels, and his family will never talk to him for as long as he lives. That ruined the movie a bit for me.

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Yeah, that's true about the painting. Also, I hope that guard whose coffee Mr. Bean spiked didn't get sick for a long time!



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Clearly, David's wife is a little easily weirded out. I think she just can't help being as much of a conformist as she is. Then again, Bean did apparently try to dry his underwear in her oven. So she has a kneejerk reaction to Bean's weirdness and inability to conform, later realizing she is wrong. I don't think it has to do with his nationality. If anything, that's the daughter's issue, as she claims that "all Englishmen are ugly".

As for David getting drunk, it's not like he's just pleasantly sloshed. He's clearly completely drunk out of his mind, in front of the kids. I can see why she wasn't happy about that. It wasn't the exemplary behavior of a family man.

So I think maybe David's wife is a little judgmental and easily weirded out (i.e. conformist), but she isn't that bad.

Also, it is a movie, so the conflict is a little over the top. In terms of the family conflict, in order for it to exist, the wife necessarily had to be an antagonistic figure. Honestly, many people would probably react that way to Mr. Bean. Or they would be at least a little weirded out. And being the necessary antagonistic force doesn't make David's wife a bad person, unless you have issues with women going in or something.



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Okay first off, I wrote the O.P. somewhat tongue-in-cheek so I did go a little too far in places. But I still stand by what the core of my point was. She was a horribly written character, just in the movie to have unneeded drama. Did we really want to see the marital struggles of characters we barely knew, in a 'Mr Bean' movie?

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That's true. This is one of the most over-the-top movies ever. There's a reason I like Bean's Holiday more. And sorry about that. I usually catch sarcasm/satire.




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I think the OP is Rowan Atkinson making a joke. It sounds like his style of writing.


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Whenever I watch this movie, I feel that it could have used an extra 20 minutes to establish the family better. I think the original idea was to make Bean so disastrous in their home that she would completely lose her mind and then leave, but time constraints made them shorten it down. This is of course just a theory.

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That might have helped. My original post was somewhat tongue-in-cheek so I may have been a little rash in some places. But as I said to another user on here. Why are marital and family struggles part of a Mr Bean movie? It should have just been. Mr Bean comes to America, does a bunch of stupid stuff and drives the family insane. The whole destroying of Whistler's Mother can still be included since it's a funny situation for the character, but why have half the movie be about David's ill mannered family.

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i'm sure you've never married, this is the "normal woman" all over the world.

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^^ Wut!?

Yeah even I found her weird to the point that we can just think it was bad writing/characterization/editing. Maybe they should have just given him a girlfriend and a spoilt daughter instead of a wife, then her leaving wouldn't have been such a big deal..

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It was to show the audience she wore the pants in the relationship, she called all the shots.

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I think there were deleted scenes which made it a lot more disastrous BEFORE Allison left, but I'm not sure.

Also, Bean put the crystal whatever-it-was on top of the CD player himself, as he lifted it off the magazine, or something to that effect. Its been a while since I watched the movie.

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Also, Bean put the crystal whatever-it-was on top of the CD player himself, as he lifted it off the magazine, or something to that effect. Its been a while since I watched the movie.

I also haven't seen this film in a while, so I don't remember that part. I still dislike the wife character (and the kids) but I wrote the OP in a somewhat tongue-in-cheek manner.

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