Worst of the four


Overall, this is the worst of the four 3 ninjas movies. One, was that there these actors didn't really know how to fight, so there weren't very many action sequences. Second, these actors looked NOTHING like the original, so that partly ruined the movie. Third, some of the actors didn't even KNOW how to act, and fourth, the storyline was just plain stupid. The entire problem of the story didn't seem realistic. Of all the four, this is the worst. I recommend watching the third movie. It's the BEST! It's the best out of the four, excluding the weird Ninja dance part...and secondly, I would recommend the second 3 ninja movie second. Overall, this movie really sucked. The third movie beats the fourth one.

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THERE ARE 4!? I only know of this one...knuckle up and kick back..kick back being my fave...but what is the name of the other one?



"The Spiders, The Spiders want me to tapdance"

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This was pretty bad, but I'm a bit surprised its in the bottom 100. I'd probably give it 3 or 4/10.

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THERE ARE 4!? I only know of this one...knuckle up and kick back..kick back being my fave...but what is the name of the other one?

The other one is called "3 Ninjas" you idiot. What did you think they were "kicking back" from? The original one is the only good one.

"...are you interested in being kissed?"

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The original one is the only good one.

"Good" being a relative term, I hope.

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well, the first one is the only GREAT one, due to the awesome villains. This one is spectacular though, thanks mostly to the Hulkster.

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I'm not an idiot. I just had never heard of the other one. It isn't my fault I'm too young to know about it.


"The Spiders, The Spiders want me to tapdance"

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U sed it twinky man!
Garrr I hated this movie if I was a kid I'd still hate it,
I would've puts it on fire!!!!!!
And sing "This movie is on FIre!"
I liked the 3rd movie the best.
Tum Tum was a cute litle shayt.
And the actors were very likable as with the 1st 2 movies.
But the 4th one dammme those were some f&#*ed actors dey got, realy ugly mutants they were.

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I'll admit this is a big stinker, the first one was by far the best, thought knuckle up had its' moments too.

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I would rank "kick back" as the best of the three with the other two not far behind. I'm almost twenty-one and I'll still watch these three every once in a while.

I refuse to count the forth as a three ninjas movie (there's a reason it's in the bottom 10 or 100).

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This movie is *beep* TERRIBLE!!!! Don't waste your time seein' it unless its like 3am and nothings on and your friend pays you to watch it. While the fight scenes were alright the movie was just horrid. The plot was the worst crock of *beep* ever written. I can't believe someone let that movie get made. It was bad enough that in Kick Back Rocky was replaced by someone who looked NOTHING like him in the least. But in this movie the same was said for all 3. It was a travesty!!!! I enjoyed the other 3, but never will I watch this one again. Kick Back I'd have to say was the best... but the 3 were pretty close.

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A lot of people think Knuckle Up(which is the 2nd one and not the 3rd one like the original poster said. The 2nd one just had legal issues and was released after Kick Back) is the worst one, if they think that, they obviously haven't watched this film. I think the original 3 Ninjas is the best and the 2nd one(Knuckle Up) is followed. Kick Back had a good story but the fight scenes were bland compared to Knuckle Up. This one doesn't even deserve to be mentioned.

The actors were HORRIBLE in not only acting but fighting as well. Did they ever get trained or did the director just throw them in the film. The kid who played Tum Tum was better than the guys who played Colt and Rocky(and that's saying a LOT). Hulk couldn't even save the film. I swear I just squinched at EVERY scene in the entire movie. It was just horrible to even consider putting the disc in my DVD player.

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hahahahahahaha what's the first one called?

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I don't care what they called it but this ain't a 3 ninjas movie. I love the 3 ninjas movies, i watched them all the time when i was a kid. Just because they called it 3 ninjas doesn't mean that it is. The story is crap, the acting is crap basically the whole film is crap. There isn't 1 single original cast member in it, so therefor i don't consider this to be a 3 ninjas movie.

I really hate how these people think that by associating this with a classic 90's film will in some way improve it because all it does is make the other 3 original ones seem bad.

live and let live

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This one was my favorite as a kid, mostly because of 1. Hulk Hogan 2. it taking place inside an amusement park.

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