My Adaptation


I have adapted this film as a short, that best uses the 1997 cast. Indulge me.

Danny Torrance (the loathsome Cortland Meade) gets his little bowl cut head bashed in by his father, Jack (the equally detestable Steven Weber), wiping that vertical smile right off his face. Jack's wife Wendy (the kickass Rebecca DeMornay) then lops her husband's head off with an axe. She moves forward to lead a badass life.

Cut. Print.

Picture of the year.

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That little kid has the most annoying face of any child actor in the world. That big buck mouth is nerve grating.

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