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Great movie for quotes!

posted 17 years ago by donkeyshow-1
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This movie may not have won an oscar but its packed with hilarious quotes. See quotes section. I still use the "depends on where you're going with this..." one all the time. lol Hilarious...

Cliff: You guys ever get horny?!
Cooper: Depends on where you're going with this...
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Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these *beep* wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour!
[shouting]
Cliff: Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!

[–] MrIrwinMFletcher 17 years ago

C.. Clliiff O'Malley
I . . Thought you were dead.

Cliff - Attempted Vehicular manslaughter. Whatever the f#ck that means!

[–] PanteraFan4 17 years ago

CLIFF: I guess a bl*wjob's kinda outta the question

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[–] smotpoker81 10 years ago

I got some beers, let's drink em! That one's not beer.

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Hank Bukowski

[–] sweetprincessplacebo 17 years ago

my name is cliff, brother of Joe, I got some crack, want some h*es

[–] MrIrwinMFletcher 17 years ago

Cliff - Sooo smoooth!

Computer seez no . . .

[–] Marsill 17 years ago

Buckley: If you see that guy, kick him in the balls!

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Drunk: My intestines are over two miles long.
Cooper: Is that true?
Drunk: Yeah, it's true.

[–] sikexl 17 years ago

The drunk guy in the bar who talks about his intestines and is like "some people eat bugs....ewwww"

I always crack up....that whole scene is good.

[–] kli753 17 years ago

"Hey what's this a dildo?"
"No uh..."
"HEY GUYS LOOK A DILDO!"

"And I put a gun to my mouth and pulled the trigger.....BANG....BANG...IT WAS SO...REALLY...REALLY...real."
"Well if it was so real I don't think you'd get that second shot off."

"I'm going to tell everyone and you'll NEVER GET LAID! WOO HOOO!"

"Not much. How are you doing?"
"Well...I gotta rash on my balls."

"They're going to think your a steroid jock with a pitsy d--k" (paraphrasing)
"......REALLY?"

"I've been like....PWWOOF....jackin' off to that thing for like... 3 weeks"

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[–] subnoiz1605 16 years ago

"my name is cliff, brother of Joe, I got some crack, want some h*es"

ah you remind me of my cousin never gets quotes right.

it's

"my name is cliff, brother of Joe, I got me some crack, want me some H*ES!!"

[–] deceptakawn 16 years ago

CLIFF: "i know this chick maaan, her name's carl, man she's BEAUTIFUL"

[–] somarka 10 years ago

Dinah

Save Yourself

[–] mickeythepickey5 16 years ago

The Biology Teacher "If you bring in chocolate then we are in business"

[–] MNSport 16 years ago

Prof. Collins:
It is imperative you do the required reading, or you shall be lost.
It is imperative you hang on my every word, or you shall be lost.
It is imperative you buy my book, Organic Chemistry: The Impossible Discipline, by S.F. Collins who is I, or you shall be so lost you'll never be found again!

That one cracks me up every time. The funniest part is that it's actually true - some lecturers are always plugging their latest publication! ;)

-Matt

[–] AmishVomitCake 16 years ago

That one cracks me up every time. The funniest part is that it's actually true - some lecturers are always plugging their latest publication! ;)

Some?!

That's one of my favorite parts also... I love how he says, "S.F. Collins who is I!"

"Swallow your poison, for you need it badly."

[–] PhillipKFry 16 years ago

I got some beers lets drink em!!! that one's not beer

[–] lovesthehobbitses 16 years ago

SLOW AND STEADY, DINAH!!

i effing love this movie.

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[–] tdcven 16 years ago

"Oh my God, you're so horny you've turned mean!"

[–] mike_the_bloody 15 years ago

Cliff: Hey, a Math Award!

Cooper: I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!

Matt: And who the f-ck are you? F-cking Kurt Loader!

"Rescuing you and your people. Can't really say its our primary objective" - Daniel Faraday

[–] hypersonictrance-1 10 years ago

Some great quotes in this one.. few of the ones I always remember and usually quote and crack up..

There I was, minding my own BUSINESS...

I remember to STOP, DROP and ROLL...

..not SCREAMING like a CHICK!

..It's so SMOOTH..

I got some beers... lets drink em!!