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Favourite Quotes

posted 20 years ago by MongrelMob
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This to me is one of the most quotable movies i have ever seen and i was just wondering what other peoples fav quotes are, a few of mine are:
"My roommate was just jacka- jacka-lacking around to it"
"Why cant i be cobra"
"you guys are getting stoned again, man that is classic"
"my name is cliff brother of Joe, I got me some crack I want me some HO, let me hear you say yeah"
"They hate it when you do this (then pulls out gun and starts firing on cops)"
"Whats in this strichtnine"
"You're so horny youve turned mean"

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[–] arthurclay 20 years ago

Hey man kick me in the junk! Come on! Do it! Kick me in the junk! Ahhhh! Damn what a rush!

You guys ever been in a high speed chase before? It's intense!

Lesbians! You guys are so cool man! Hey lesbos! How's it hangin?

So I guess a blowjob is outta the question?

[–] jessiepugh 20 years ago

JESSE JAMES
"What The Hell Is This, Is This It"
"I Guess A Blowjob Is Out Of The Question"
"I Heard You Two Were A Couple Of Perverts"
"Who The *beep* Are You *beep* Kurt Loder"
"Im Serious When I Say I Have To Study, And Im Serious When I Say I Got To Clean My Bong"

[–] stgregor 20 years ago

"I gotta clean my bong, 'cause I can't mix the kind with the schwag!"

"Don't F**K with my STUFF."

"If you keep going around bashing people's heads in, people are gonna think you're a steroid freak with a pixie d**k."

"Are you guys getting stoned AGAIN?"

[–] ra_horgan 20 years ago

"my name is cliff brother of Joe, I got me some crack I want me some HO, let me hear you say yeah"

"Are you guys getting stoned AGAIN? That is classic!!!!!!"

"Whenever i'm on fire i remember to drop and roll"

"I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!

"I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license"
"Really? For what?"
"Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the *beep* that means!"

Cliff is a legend that's why there mainly his quotes! what a film.....

[–] munnster11 20 years ago

i cant believe no one mentioned..
"I can hear my heart beat through my penis" i love that line, anytime anyone is in a bad mood i just say that and its an instant, wow thats ridiculous, and stupid but some how funny smile.

[–] tessmb73 20 years ago

most have been mentioned already, some more of my faves are....

Some people eat bugs......urghhhh

I said I'll light it, I'm a gentleman

the paper....Josh!!!

We should never have got high in Boston.....

[–] squeakymobile 19 years ago

That is one of my favorite quotes. One of my roommates in college (ironic, huh?) and I were obsessed with this movie...another of our roommates refused to watch it with us because we recited practically the entire thing every time we watched it. And that line always makes me laugh out loud!

[–] Paxi 19 years ago

by - ra_horgan (Tue Aug 17 2004 10:46:40 )

"I live in a Frat House, right? And these *beep* wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!

hahahahahaha that quote is so funny!!!!

[–] russy_tyler 19 years ago

What about the other great Cliff one. Josh is talking about him after Buckley (the psycho geek) moves in and closes the door to reveal Cliff.

Cliff holds up the steering wheel that he's handcuffed to, "I was just driving along, minding my own business"
"hey took a bullet for you" (shows them) Josh says "It's a little red"

Cliff is the greatest!

"We're on a mission from God"

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[–] vlvetmorning98 20 years ago

I haven't seen this movie in a long time. I do remember laughing at just about everything the "conspiracy theory" roomie said, though

[–] jmgp_84 20 years ago

"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, got me some CRACK,
WANT ME SOME HOES. Let me hear ya say YEAH!"

definatly a great line

[–] browndav 20 years ago

My personal favorite was always,
(Cliff) "Do you guys ever get horny?"
(Cooper)"Well that kinda depends on where you're going with this."
(Cliff) "Sometimes, I just gotta screw this couch, (priceless face) or hump this lamp. Hey I got an idea. I got some beers lets drink 'em. (hands beers to Cooper and Josh, as Josh drinks one) That one's not beer."

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[–] MyVictory 19 years ago

I can't believe this one has been missed. something like this.

"Bam, Bam, It was so real!"
"Well, if it was so real, you wouldn't have gotten that second shot off!"

classic.

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[–] smeg-1 18 years ago

oH, yeah, that one's my favourite!!!

[–] gsgrant2 19 years ago

Cliff - Which one of you painted this picture? (runs his hands across the poster) Its so smoooth..."

[–] brickunderground 19 years ago

Cliff: WHOA! a math award!

MANNY PERRY MAKES MOVIES!!!.

[–] Mister_Anderson 17 years ago

Perhaps the BEST quote.

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[–] NeonNoodle1984 19 years ago

"I got some beers,lets drink em!"
"you were singing showtunes." "was not!" "you arent depressed."look at me(makes puppy face) im ****ing depressed."
"you magnificant bas****!"

[–] orangejynx 19 years ago

Cmon how was this missed....
"I can hear my heartbeat thru my penis"
"Get that outta your pants!"

[–] fubar243 19 years ago

"No Jimmy, I repeat, No jimmy"

"We are so motivated"

"Bill Gates wants my brian"

"The soil is dirty"

"You can't put a bong like this in the closet! This is a display bong"

Its time for Sex. We're going to have sex now. Prepare for Sex

[–] barton71 19 years ago

"I don't get it. When I'm on fire, I always remember to stop, drop, and roll. You don't just stand around, screaming like some chick!"

[–] midogr 17 years ago

Geez, I'm surprised it took two and a half pages before someone finally mentioned:

"Its time for Sex. We're going to have sex now. Prepare for Sex."