Create Your Own Sick Sad World
C'mon people. Lets hear what you can come up with.
I'll start it off
Can a simple kids toy be smarter than the average person? I slink, therefore I am. The philosophizing slinky, next on Sick, Sad World.
An average camel becomes a psychotic killer! The deranged, deadly dromedary next on Sick, Sad World!
Newly discovered ancient Chinese documents that can only be read with a heat lamp! The Invisible Mandarin, next on Sick, Sad World!
When I say "run", run...
She was just looking for a quarter, when she found teeth instead! The couch that kills next on Sick, Sad World!
shareHe's the jolly old man who hands out presents! Or, is he an extra terrestrial in disguise? U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho, next, on Sick, Sad, World!
share@Ether - I could TOTALLY hear that couch one actually being on SSW!! xD
wild card, bitchesss
Would you murder your neighbor for a Klondike Bar?
Neeeext on Sick Sad World!
"I rule!" -Lester Burnham
This man sneaks into grocery stores and sets fire to the breakfast foods. Cereal Arsonists, next on Sick, Sad World!
"What's the matter? Can't you outrun a bloody moped?" - Princess Di
They were on the toilet for too long...Now they're mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore! Hemorrhoid Rage! Next, on Sick, Sad World!
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