Post your fave quotes here! (Preferrably with the episode they were in too)
"Come on, Col! You're making a mountain out of a... very big hill." - Frank, One Simple Task
"Granddad's dead!" "Frank, didn’t your granddad die 5 years ago? You went down to the shops and I got the message saying that he died and when you got back I told... Your granddad’s dead, Frank!" - Frank and Col, One Simple Task
"Hi. We’re looking for a scary video." "What about 'Silence Of The Lambs'?" "Nah, we’re not really into nature films." - Col to the video shop man, Tonight You Die
"You know - the actor guy! Oh, what is his name? See the thing is... the thing is... THE THING IS that when I say his name you’ll go, 'Yes, the actor guy, love him, adore him!', but I can’t think of his name! He’s got the hair, the eyes, a bit of a nose and a mouth and it’s all held together with like a... face!" - Frank, Tonight You Die
Man, I have sooooo many favourite quotes that it's hard to choose my ultimate favourites, so I'll just post a couple =P
Frank: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will only ... cause permanent psychological damage. (StarQuest)
Col: ... remind the neighbours to feed the cat ... yep ... Frank: Col, we haven't got a cat Col: But their cat's looking really skinny (One Simple Task)
Frank: I'm an alien! (One Simple Task)
(Col is asking Frank to cut some wood and is holding a pile in his arms.) Col: I don’t think you’re pulling your weight frankly! Frank: My name's not frankly! Col: What? Frank: You dropped the wood! Col: Where? Frank: No, you called me frankly, my name’s Frank Woodley, frankly it makes me uncomfortable Col: What makes you uncomfortable? Frank: Frankly! Col: Yes I wish you were just honest with me what’s upsetting you? Frank: I don't like it when you drop the wood! Col: I didn't drop the wood! Frankly I don’t what you’re talking about! Frank: Don't call me frankly! Col: Cut the wood! Frank: I'm not cutting the Wood it's part of my name! Col: Grab an axe and cut up pieces of timber for me! Frank: Oh why didn’t you just say so! (Primal Warrior)
Col: I'm gonna shoot this arrow through your head ... no, through the apple ON your head (Primal Warrior)
Frank: Do you believe in Harold Col? Col: Harold, who's Harold? Frank: Harold, that's God's name, everybody knows that. It's in that prayer: Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name! (The Easter Story)
Frank: You know the strangest thing about Mr. Wilson? When he comes over he never says anything. Col: Yeah, that’s because he's a mute. Frank: Oh, right... what’s a mute? Col: He’s a mute - he can’t talk. Frank: Oh... no, I’m still not clear on this mute business. Col: For some reason he is unable to speak. Frank: Oh... no I still don’t get it. Col: He’s a mute! He’s dumb! Frank: Yeah, well I’m dumb too, but at least I’m polite enough to speak to people! (The Wall)
Frank: What was that eleventh number? (Star Quest)
Frank: Well why do they call him 'Scott of the Antarctic'? I mean, I have a friend Russell who went to Thailand once but I don’t call him 'Russell of Thailand'... (Star Quest)
Game Show Host: Who created Tom Sawyer? Col: Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer! (Game Show God)
Col: She may not have been my flesh and blood, but she was still my mum! She was there when I learnt how to walk, she was there when I learnt how to ride a bike... And when I got bullied at school by a kid who stole my lunch money and gave me a wedgie by pulling my undies up my bum, it was her who advised me to give up teaching! (Mother)
Nurse: She’s still a bit groggy, that’s what happens with a caesarean. Frank: Oh, Caesarean! WHAT PART OF CAESAREA ARE YOU FROM?! (I Love You Baby Part 1)
Frank: Mother, mother, it’s me, I'm coming home for a few days... He’s changed... Mother, when you see me it’s not what you think, I... I walked into a door! (I Love You Baby Part 2)
Oh MY GOd I LOVE Franks little rolls and somersaults when hes whining "I dont want you to go-o-o-o-o"
and when he pretends to be sick .."Are u there Col?"
Col: I dont want to be patronising, but why dont you just run along and put your toys away like a good little boy? - from The Girlfriend
Frank (pretending he had a surprise party for Col but really didnt): Surprise! You can come out now everyone! Come out! Surprise! *no1 appears* Your friends are bastards! - One Simple Task
Frank is on the phone to Col's imaginary gf Jenny Window and Col has just explained she doesnt exist : Well Jenny im afraid ive got some rather bad news....yes...see you dont exist..well dont get angry at me Jenny, I've been standing here talking to someone who doesnt exist, and frankly I feel like a bit of a d*ck!
Frank (desperately trying to get a caravan booking in ep One Simple Task): yes i kno its short notice but...*Col walks in and Frank pretends to be angrily abusing a prank caller*....and dont call here again! Col: Who was that? Frank: some prank sicko Col: I didnt hear the phone ring Frank:.....I called him
Ok just remembered another one...but i cant remember it perfectly
Frank: A Holiday! It'd be just like old times.....the boys....hanging out!! *makes weird noise with his hands sticking out from his pockets* Like last time, where we stayed in that house....and you had that affair...with the married woman.... Col: What? Frank: yeh yeh remember...during the war.... Col: You idiot! That was the film we saw, Summer of '42...*sumthing (cant remember year* Frank: Oh. What about that film with the two pizza guys...who got mugged by those thugs... Col: That was us!
Frank : *pause*...Did we ever help a whale get free?
It's not really a quote, but I loved the bit where the doctor comes and Frank hides in the wardrobe, and jumps from siude to side when Col opens the doors so he can't see him!!! LMAO
Frank: Col, have I got time to go and do a poo?
Frank: No! The camera's in my pocket, and that's where it's gonna stay. It can do that, because it's *pocket-sized*!
HAHAHA! I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEMM I cant really think of any quotes that havnt been mentioned coz i havnt watched the episodes for ages. But i just wana say that i love the part when they kiss. I think that is bloody hilarious and woudlve been hard to do! So yeh that was funyy as! Laterz
"Kid Kid Kid...Dont mean to be rude...but....sit the *beep* down!" Frank :)
I 100% agree with you :3 I also love the part at the very start of the first episode, where Frank goes to touch they guy the doctor's operating on, and Col slaps his hand away: Col: Sorry, he's got absolutely no idea about proper medical proced- *coughs all over patient* LOL :P
HAHA YEH!! OK I GOT SOME FROM STARQUEST COZ I WATCHED THAT LAST NITE! :)
FRANK: Yeah maybe i'll get discovered too. COLIN: Maybe you'll get dis AHAHAHAHAHA, maybe you'll get AHAHAHAHA, maybe you'll get d AHAHAHAHAHA, you might get d AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAA....Oh you're gorgeous
COLIN: I won't get disscovered, you little dickhead FRANK: Sitcks and stones will break my bones, but names will only cause permanent physcological damage.
BOTH: Look at me, look at me, i want everyone to look at me, on Starquest.
COLIN: Oh good one, *sarcastic face* GOOD oooONE!
COLIN AND FRANKS SEPERATE DANCE ROUTINES :)
COLIN: If they're not ready that's not my responsibility, man.
COLIN: I wanna be remembered, i wanna be famous, i wanna be an historical figure like Alexander the great or Scott of the Antarctic or Weird Al Yankovich, you know, FARNK: I didn't know anybody even lived in the Antarctic COLIN: What? FRANK: Scott, Scott o the Antarctic COLIN: He wasn't from the Antarctic, he was English, he went there on an expedition but we havn't got time to talk about that now FRANK: Well why do they call him Scott of the Antarctic? They should call him Scott who went to the Antarctic. I mean you know a friend of mine, Russel, went to Thailand once and i don't call him Russel of Thailand. COLIN: Can we just get on with rehearsal please? FRANK: Why'd he go there anyway? COLIN: He wanted to be the first man to reach the South Pole but he was beaten by some Norweigen guy. He froze to death on the way back FRANK: So they should call him Scott who went to the Antarctic but probably shouldn't of.
COLIN: OK Frank five me the car keys FRANK: No you've got the car keys COLIN: No i gave them to you FRANK: I dont think you did COLIN: I think that i did FRANK: nnnNO NO NO COLIN: Ye ye ye
HAHA! Yeh i love Franks NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH's they r hilarious lol!
Here's some from I Love You Baby Part 1 coz i watched that last night and i thought there were some pretty funny lines in that episode.
COL AND FRANK: Them singing Rock a bye baby! OMG i think thats so freakin awesum!! LOL! Its so0o0o0o0o0o0o good!!!
COL: Hello my name is Girvinda and this is my wife Minavwa FRANK: Oh look the little one is kicking inside my womb COL: Ok this is...ok this is the ground floor we get out of here alright cmon lets go FRANK: Just because you are husband im not understanding why you are also being a boss COL: Cmon Frank lets go! FRANK: MEN!?!
FRANK: Col we really should have seat belts on COL: Frank FRANK: Yeh COL: You're a stunted human being
COL: Quick survey. Who thinks its pretty weird that we've got somebody elses baby in our flat? * BOTH LOOK AT EACHOTHER....HANDS UP* Lol funny if u see it!
COL: What are we going to do? What the hell are we going to do? I know! Why dont we just leave the baby in a public place with an anonymous note?! FRANK: Yes good idea yes great yes well done yes thats it yes. COL: No that wont work. The babies have still been swapped. FRANK: Thats right. Its a stupid idea. Stupid foolish no good to us what so ever. Stupid stupid stupid. COL: BUT! We can explain on the note that the babies have been swapped accidentally. FRANK: YES! Thats it fantastic Thats the one. Good idea. Love it, adore it, worship it, bow down to it! It is..i...that is brilliant...it is genius. COL: No. It will arouse suspicion. You know!? Who is working with the babies? Who could of accidentally swapped them? FRANK: You're right. Its a stupid idea. Stupid stupid idea. Hate it, deplore it, loath it, cant stand it, de test it! You oughta be ashamed of yourself. You should infact ideas like that make me...make me feel physically ill. Stu...u can...if you're come up with ideas like that, you can just GET OUT! You should be pushed to the fringe of society and poked repetiddly with a sharp stick. Coming up with an idea like that. You...you are banish-ed...you are BANISH-ED!
COL: This whole stupid situation is your falt. You're always getting us in to trouble. You're much more stupiderer than me. FRANK: Col, i dont think thats a word. COL: Yes it is. Its just like painfulier. FRANK: Painfulier? COL: Yeh! For example: The man hurt the other man painfully *slaps frank* And then he hurt him again more painfulier *hits frank with a saucepan*
I Love You Baby Part 2
FRANK: Oh you're gorgeous. You're a beautiful adorable little...*sniffs* *smells his armpit* *looks at the bottom of his shoes* *pulls a smug face and smells the babys diaper* *goes insane coz of the babys bad smell* Ummm Colin..ah..Colin Stuart Lano..the ah baby needs to be changed i think! COL: Im sure you're just carrying on about nothing...theres nothing *smells baby* *goes insane like frank did* FRANK: But, but...what are we going to do? I mean we havent got anyother nappies. COL: Ummm we'll get a towel and we'll cut a nappy sized square out of it. FRANK: Of course. We'll use that (*grabs Colins towel*) good idea Colin. Its a very good idea actually..a very... COL: Frank what are you doing? Thats my towel. FRANK: Hey?! Ohh i didnt even realise...i just grabbed the first one i saw. COL: Well why do we have to use my towel? FRANK: Well why do we have to use my towel? COL: Haha look this is ridiculous. This is so peti. Look it doesnt worry me whos towel we use. FRANK: Well it doesn't worry me either really. COL: Well if it doesnt worry you and it doesnt worry me weve just gotta use one of the towels so lets just use ahhh your towel. FRANK: Col dont start that again please. We havnt got time for that nonscence. We're in a hurry. Quick pass me...ya towel. COL: Ok there you go. *Colin gives Frank frank's towel* FRANK: Hang on COL: Ok. Fine. We'll use my towel. While we're arguing the little baby is suffering in their with a dirty nappy. Why dont we just make a decision? We're using MY towel! It will be better this way anyway. FRANK: Good. Well why will it better this way? COL: Well my ahh...my towels more hygenic. It will be cleaner. FRANK: I think my towels cleaner. COL: Alright we'll use your towel. FRANK: Well you turned around rather quickly. COL: OK We'll use my towel! FRANK: GOOD! We're gonna use Col's towel. *Colin rips up Franks towel* FRANK: That was my towel. COL: Oh was it? Oh sorry. Oh well it doesnt matter anyway. FRANK: Thats right it doesnt matter. So we'll use your towel too. *Grabs Cols towel and starts ripping it* If it doesnt matter we'll use yours because it doesnt worry me and it doesnt worry you. And because theres no problem it makes no difference. So lets just use your towel and we'll all be happy because you dont seem to care whether we use yours or mine. Oh we'll use your bloody t...AHH AHHHH AHHH....oh oh....i thought...i thought...i thought it was an octopus.
AHAHA I LOVE THAT! Theres another part but my hands are getting tired lol so ill post it here another time.
Lol I watched The Wall again the other day, and I LOVE this bit: (don't know if it's already been said but meh)
FRANK: ...I'm sure Mr. Wilson will feel some loyalty towards us. COL: Oh yeah! And maybe he'll drop the rent too! FRANK: D'you really think he will? COL: OH YEAH! And he'll COMPLETELY renovate the WHOLE apartment! FRANK: ...are you being sarcastic? COL: Oh yeah. I'm being really sarcastic.
haha I havent seen series2 for ages-mum refused to give it back to me after she took it when we were having a huge fight....But there are way too many quotes to remember.
Well seeing as though i cant think of any more quotes from the TV show at the moment im gonna write down some of my faveourite quotes/songs from their CD "Sing Songs"
CROSS THE LINE- FRANK- We're a bit nervous coz we're recording a cd of all the songs we are doing so thanks for coming because if um if you wernt here it wouldve sounded like we were quite *beep* and all though possibly as the night goes on you will reflect the fact that we are quite *beep* THE WHOLE SONG IS WIKED!!!
WORDS- FRANK-We should actually warn people that there will be some material during the performance tonight that some people may find offensive. We are going to be using the "F" word and the "C" word. COL-Correct FRANK-The "C" Word.... COL-COLIN FRANK-And the "F" word *beep* wit
Col: It's Pocket size! It's pocket size...its pocket size... IT'S THE SIZE OF A POCKET!
A guy picks up Col in the penguin man costume and is about to trow him of the 10-meter tower at the pool. Col: aaaa, oh I can see our flat from here!
Frank: I can change my name to, An obviously innocent man! So just in case I go to court. The judge will say. "Today we are trailing An obviously innocent man.
When Col is in a cafe trying to pick up: Col: "I'll have a capuccino" Girl: " I'll also have a capuccino" Col: "A jugiccino" (or sumthng like that) --AND-- After Frank almost drowns and Col is driving around the city Col: "Give the man room!"
(in PRIMAL WARRIOR) COL: Does any one have a hobby? Frank? FRANK: Well actually Colin i do. I like to collect wonderful autumn leaves. I'v been collecting them for quite some time now. (Brings out huge massive book of leaves) COL: It's great to have a hobby isn't it. (To remaining group, which is no-one) I think we should all take a leave out of Frank's book... FRANK: NO! THEY'RE MINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY!
While stuck in Mitchell's flat in THE WALL) FRANK: ARGH! ARGH! i'm stuck in here. i'm stuck in here with a maniac. COL: Frank just calm down. FRANK: You've always been a bad influence on me. Like when we were in school and you hit a ball up onto the roof and what did you do? you went up ther and got it. COL: Yeah, so what? FRANK: You were meant to get a TEACHER! Or at least some sort of permission!
(THE GIRLFRIEND) COL: You stole my imaginary girlfriend. FRANK: Well, i don't know Col, maybe next time you invent a girlfriend, you should make someone who actually likes you. COL: You stay away from her FRANK: She's MINE now! COL: She's having my child!
Col: “You’re so dumb, aren’t you? You’re such an idiot! You’re so… stupendous!” *pause* Frank: “Col, I don’t think you know what that word means…” Col: “I know exactly what it means! And you’re just jealous! ‘Cause you know I’m so much better. You know I’m SUPERFLUOUS! – One Simple Task
And I love the look on Frank’s face when Col uses the wrong words; it’s like between... a roll of his eyes, and wondering if Col actually has it right.
That’s gold.
And I LOVE Frank’s new name at the end of Mother. *makes sound like whistling wind*
I love the implied fact that Frank has actually spelt out this said name!
"So are you going to come down here or am I going to make you?" *Frank shakes his head* "One!" "What...?" "Two!" "What...?" "Three!" "...What?" Gold! :P I don't even know why that bit's funny, it just is!
Just the beginning of The Girlfriend has some classic Lano and Woodley moments, and quotes.
Firstly, when Col throws the basketball at Frank's head, and it takes Frank about five seconds to react! It's so adorable!
And Col and Frank's screaming argument, when they're holding each other's shirt collars, and they both eventually fade out to squeaks.
Also, Frank's hand gestures when he tells Col he's never had a girlfriend, and then Col's reaction! When he does that weird, hilarious hip-wiggling, one-foot-in-front-of-the-other walk, and then he hits the bench and says "Ah, s'a good piece of timber."
And then, Col's *ahem* 'subtle' "Oh, yeah! OH JESUS GOD YEAH!" Brilliant.
And then, finally, when Col says he has a girlfriend, and Frank says, "Wow. What's the girl's name?" and he repeats twice, in exactly the same tone!
Thats my favourite episode! I LOVE Frank's: 'No Col don't. I don't want you to go, I don't want you to go! Why do you have to go? I don't wan't you to go!' Thats the best damn bit of the whole series! (I know it's been mentioned before - but I had to do it again.)
Second best bit (in my opinion) is Col's: 'When you get a girlmuahaha! When you get a hahahaha! When you get a girlhahaha! - You're gorgeous.'
Oh and also, from 'One Simple Task' Frank on the phone 'No, you don't understand. In a week I'll be dead .... bye.' I think thats great.
LMFAO! His patronising laugh is genius! I love watching Frank try not to laugh.
Actually, I did a Col laugh today. I moved my mouth in a weird way to vaguely match the laughing sounds I was making. I couldn’t do it for long, though; I started really laughing when I thought about Col.
And I can't help but laugh when I think about Col chuckling to himself, and then to sort of avoid an awkward silence, just banging his fist on the bench and saying "Ah, s'a good piece of timber." It's so... subject-avoid-y!
They're all brilliant!! I love the continuation of the laughing bit: "When you get discoverahahahaha! When you get discoverAHAHAHAHA! When you get discoverAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ahh, you're gorgeous!" And then there's a HILARIOUS bit in Game Show God when Col's doing that laugh, and he looks at the ceiling while he's driving and drives around the corner :P And then when he reverses into traffic and Frank spends the rest of the night laughing until he slams his forehead into his fork!!! ROFLLMAO!
"Col, we haven't got a cat!" "But their cat's looking really skinny." That's gold.
One of my absolute favourite deadpan lines - and one that I have adopted for myself (forgive me Frank and Col) - is in The Wall when Col and Frank keep pushing the countertop on top of the receptionist's fingers whilst jumping, trying to get the pen out of the light fixture. She turns to them both and basically screams at them that they've got no hope of having their lease renewed, and Frank - as serious as he's ever been - simply says, "What an illogical mood swing."
I honestly don't think I've ever laughed quite so much. And I can't stop saying it!
Another great one I keep forgetting to mention, is in the opening scene of The Easter Story, where Frank's the Easter bunny and Col's the man who's introducing him.
I LOVE the way Col says "Hooray, for the Easter bunny!" It's so exaggerated and condescending! And I know people who think five- and six-year-old children need to be spoken to like that. Scary.
Anyway, I love Col's whole manner through that scene. He's so patronising! Genius.
Lol, that's hilarious. "I don't- hang on! What's that noise?!" :P
I also love how Col does the massivel evil supervillain laugh after he steals sll of Susan's washing, and he's making his hat clap, and then it rubs its hands together and Frank's really freaked out! ROFL
"What's that noise?!" LMFAO! With the whole hand-thrown-away-from-ear-repeatedly! Ahahahahaha! Oh, GOD they make me laugh.
For a show made in 1999, the green-screening in that hands-rubbing-together scene is awesome. And it looks great! When I first saw it, I was like "... what?" It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realise it was real hands...
Lol, yeah, t'was excellent. I also love the whole "RICKY!!!" thing as well. :P And how Ricky's trying to act cool all the time: "I don't want you to bother with all that 'Father Richard' stuff. Hey - Ricky's the way to go." "It would be totally rad if you guys could be there." And my personal fave... "Hey dudes! High five for Jesus!" LMFAO! My friends and I do that all the time!
Oh my God! You say 'twas'! My friends and I talk like that all the time: crap! =D
starpossum, I HEART Father Richard/Ricky. I love, I LOVE the bit where it's the actual Rock Mass, and Father Richard/Ricky's introducing it, and he does that pathetic little microphone toss between his hands! He thinks he's so hot!
Ahahahahaha! "High five for Jesus!" That's gold.
I love when Frank's telling Col he's collecting the stuff for Father Richard, and from out on the street you just hear "Ricky!"
LMFAO! I love how Frank says God has the most beautiful voice in the world, and then he does his impression, and the voice of 'God' is all whiney and nasally! Ahahahahahahaha!
starpossum, you ARE one of my friends, cause you love Lano and Woodley, like me! And I'd love to! [email protected]
I'd love for any of you to add me; I always love meeting people on my favourite TV show forum! We always have stuff to talk about, that way =D
PS I'm aware that I used 'love' three times in one sentence, but I'm just a very loving person.
omg lol i laughed so hard while reading all these quotes, i haven't watched my dvd in ages, ive gotta go get it out and watch it soon!
I love it when frank is running around the church in 'An easter Story' and colin is just standing in one spot watching him run around. And when frank finally stops and turns to colin and checks his head up and grins, then relises that it's colin. Wow that bit makes me laugh hahaha XD
"you just wait 'til you see Good Bye... you just wait! ;)"
I can just see you doing shifty eyes, there...
Well, I saw The Island, and a few of their live performances over my short lifetime, and they've never failed to impress me. The stunts are awesome.
In fact, The Adventures of Lano and Woodley is what inspired me to start doing back flips off my kitchen table. I think my parents were more impressed/horrified, rather than annoyed, so that was nice.
Alrighty then. Frank made Col a sign to celebrate them splitting up after all the years, and Frank's standing behind it showing it off but Col doesn't like it so he tells the stagehands to life it back up into the rafters. However, Frank gets stuck on it and he ends u p hanging from the roof sitting on this sign! So after a lot of talking etc. Col gets ten blokes out of the audience (including my Dad =D) to hold a net-type-thing below Frank and he FALLS FROM THE FREAKING CEILING. It was hilarious =P And afterwards Frank was running around shaking all of the blokes' hands and kissing their heads and stuff going, "Oh, thank you, thank you SO much!!" ROFLLMFAO
hey pplz.. i read through all of that.. i decided to sign up so that i can actually get some QUOTES! coz i coudnt find any on the internet.. after reading all of that.. i think u forgot a few which i am totally in love with..
kick ball change, kick ball change, point and flex, point and flex, and twist and thrust and twist and thrust, and walk walk an dleap and hold.. and lunge lunge walk walk walk arms head and bow!! - starquest.. genious. i learnt the dance moves.. (so sad) pplz at school thought i was retarded.
GUITAR SOLO!!! - starquest
thats all i can think of.. im trying to remember some from primal warrier coz its like my favourite episode! (genious!)
anyway! enjoy.. thanks for putting all of the quotes up for me! :P
'pplz at school thought i was retarded' That I can understand ^____^ jk. I tried them in Drama class once and my teacher hasn't looked at me properly ever since. =P
I've been missing this forum! I like the ProBoards one, but this one is friendly and not so spammed with crap posts.
cowsgo_honk, I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who knows the dance! Let me tell you, I now know not to do the 'I'm In Love' dance whilst singing the song that you recorded and put on your Mp3 player. Especially during the walk to school.
My Fav Quote would be : (Frank)Col, do you belive in Harold (Col)Who's Harold (Frank) God, you know the line , our father who art in heaven Harold be thy name.
Lano and Woodley are the BEST. I cry with laughter everytime i watch their series.
It's not a quote but i like the part when frank has his head in his hand and he's eating ceral and then colin knocks his hand out the way and franks head falls into the ceral bowl. ROFL. You gotta love slapstick humor. LOL
"I don't care what anybody says...We are the TWO MEN!"
Col: Well, you didn't release your inner warrior...you released your inner dickwit!
Col: That’s it! The sessions over! Free time till lunch! So you can read a book, or go for a walk, or chat amongst yourselves! Frank: Great! I’m going to go for a long walk, and collect autumn leaves Col: Well you better make it a really long walk! Frank: Why? Col: It’s spring!
Haha yeah i just read when you guys were talking about the stunt ahahah that was genius. When i saw it Frank said it must be buff, butch men, no one else. So this little kid gets up to help and Franks sitting up there and hes like "KID KID KID....dont mean to be rude but sit the *beep* down" aahahaha it was classic at the time :D Man i'll miss them :'(
I had a bit of a cry at their show... is that wrong?
I have some favourites from their Good Bye show, now. I LOVED "Hi guy, try Thai high pie! Bye!" I've been saying it all week!
I suppose, though, there are going to be some quotes I mention that only the people from the Melbourne show on Thursday would get. I watched the Good Bye DVD, and there's a lot of differences.
haha nah its not wrong...i cried too :(...but in he goodbye dvd there's this girl aboslutely balling her eyes out lol :S
yeah i also loved...'breath in and out and in and out and continue that...for the rest of your lives' haha i just thought was genuinely a good joke...
and that tennis hing...where they got some one in the audience for slow motion ahahaha.....at the show i went to the person they chose said some funny joke and franks like 'the audience member isn't supposed to be funnier than us ok' hahaha it was good :)
I *almost* cried. It's so sad. Hi Guy! Try Thai High Pie! Aye!! Bye! When I saw it for the second time, when Frank did 'the stunt', a girl went up to catch him even though they asked for butch guys and this emo guy made Frank kiss him on the lips =P
---------- "...what an illogical mood swing." - Frank Woodley
That audience member was WEIRD! Why wouldn't she let go? LMAO!
I watched every special feature, including Good Bye with commentary, straight after watching the show on DVD (not to mention having a good cry). I sat in front of my TV for about four hours just watching and rewatching. Col's home movie is great. And he has kids! How CUTE!
OHMAHFAHGAH "And don't eat a BAYbee!" makes me piss myself EVERY FREAKING TIME. I use it all the time and it makes everyone else laugh, too. Even my friend who hates Lano & Woodley, which I'm pretty proud about. ...Proud about the fact that she laughed, not that she hates them... I'll stop now.
"On the count of three, everyone lower their expectations." I haven't heard that one... Or, if I have, I can't remember it. I MUST GET THE DVD!
---------- "...what an illogical mood swing." - Frank Woodley
I just about piss myself laughing every time I watch Frank's antics and whining in The Girlfriend lol.
I've just been introduced to The Two Men and now I'm in love lol. Just annoyed that I didn't get the chance to see them live at all. Better hunt around for the DVDs now :p
"Well, you didn't release your inner warrior...you released your inner dickwit!"