Anyone know where I can find a hitati?

Ok, here's my story: I was at a party, and a psycho Russo-Mexican guy with orange jeri-curls attacked me with a skull. At first, I thought he just ripped my new Chess King jacket, but when I got home I discovered I had a scratch too. The scratch healed, but lately I've been sleeping nose to anus, and my house smells like coyote urine. Hate to admit it, but I may be a yamaglachi. So, anyone know where I can find a reputable hitati? I want to get this taken care of before I start trotting around on all fours.