Favorite MST3k quotes
Here are a couple for starters (this is one of my favorite episodes, by the way)
"The Ford Ranger, the official truck of the English Patient"
Yuri: "...It's the American way"
Servo: "though there are no Americans in this film"
Mike: "Keith Bielderbeck, building a better back for you"
"As a recovering werewolf, i'm very happy with my Krafmatic adjustable bed."
After the werewolf crashes his car into those barrels of gasoline
"the LEAST successful werewolf in the history of the world"
"so his plan is to rid the world of securitiy guards one by one, by turning them into werewolves and having them crash their cars...well it seems to be working so far"
(shot of ceiling fan) "De Niro...Snipes...The Fan"
"thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack"
"boom! another hairstyle"