What kind of stooge can hang out with two people IRL and mistake the voice on the phone??? Abby was the voice on the radio, the voice on the phone for the call, and the voice he chatted with for SEVEN HOURS. How can he really think the voice he fell in love with was Noelle? I guess they had a plot to work out somehow, but wow.
shareI get what you are saying but Noelle is meant to be the epitome of feminine beauty (even though Abby is hotter), so he feels he has won the lotto with her. I guess it's a case of love being blind in an ironic sort of way.
I think he is just believing what he wants to believe and that is Uma is the hot one which I disagree with. I do wonder if he met Abby as Abby would he have gone with it or still drooled over Noelle.
There's also personality factors and Abby being smarter but Brian wants what Brian wants.