What would you most like programming your own Terminator to do for you?
Apart from the boringly obvious and predictable (ordering a Terminator to go rob several banks and bring you an 8 figure amount of money back, or to kill any dumb celebrities or politicians you greatly dislike), if you were in possession of your own Terminator (that could shapeshift and would also have the ability to time travel fully clothed and change something in any part of history - be it your own life history, or something else in history that always irked you and whose effects would be made to occur in your timeline), what creatively witty G rated or R rated things would you most like to programme the Terminator to do or get up to for you.