When is he going to fight a bear??!!!!

Oh, sorry for the spoiler if that ruined it for anybody, but come on!!!

I have seen the slapnutts on TV shows for probably 10 years. I have seen him hit by trucks, wrecking balls, battering rams etc... but to date he has yet to try his bear suit out on a bear.

I imagine this is becuase for one he has an insane bear phobia. Why else would you spend all this time an energy to protct yourself from something as inprobable as a bear attack. And second, Bears are smart. I imagine a bear would knck him down, pry the helmet off like a pop-top and chew the guys head off. Basically what everyone is waiting to see.