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OH PLEASE, MAKE IT GO AWAY


The 7 second plot line: Man (well, Canadian) gets the crap beaten out of him by a grizzly Bear (unfortunaetly not shown). This motivates him to build a suit of armour that can withstand a Grizzly attack. Does "Martial Arts" (cough) in his underwear, talks about his BIG knives, sits in garbage dump looking at Black bears, goes to confront mean Grizzly, chickens out with lame excuse, promises to continue the tale in part 2. The end.

The closest he gets to a Grizzly is from a hillside a mile away. Not exactly the Grizzly V Man action promised.

Seriously, WHAT? He lives in Bear country, studies bears, knows the land, and them spends 7 years and 100 000 dollars building a suit of armour that can't be used in bear country because he can only walk on flat ground? Really?

If you can't walk in it, is it really a SUIT of armour? You may as well stand still in the middle of a Grizzly trail and get a couple buddies to build a small concrete and steel fort around you. That would protect you from a Grizzly, but you couldn't call that a suit of armour either, and it would be a damn site cheaper too,

The one (almost) highlight of the entire miserable affair is when he gets a marksman to fire an arrow and a rifle at the suit. Whoo-hoo. At last, some action. But no, sadly he wasn't in the suit at the time. I mean c'mon, if you are not sure that it will protect you, test it off camera, then, when you are sure you will be safe, for a really impressive test that will have us all on the edge of our seats (and after an hour of this droll, cheering for the bullet), actually be in the suit for the "on camera" action.

Bit of advice, if you are to scared to face a Grizzly, (and there is no shame there, I'm to scared to face a grizzly), don't tell people you are going to, and don't make it worse by promising to make a documentary about it, especially if you are not one of those people who says, "oh well, I may as well go for it now that all these people are involved".

This is one of those dogs that you can't stop watching because you are sure the video rental shops wouldn't stock crap like this and therefore must get good eventually. Sadly though...it doesn't. It gets even worse, and by the time you realise that, you have invested so much time in this already that you just have to stick it out till the end. A bit like what I imagine it would be like to have all but 3 of your teeth pulled, without anesthetic. It must hurt like hell, but you made it that far, you may as well go all the way and get those last 3 pulled.

I would face a 100 grizzly's NAKED if I could get to UNwatch this, and if anyone knows anyone who knows someone that can organise that, please give me a call.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I would say it has a small entertainment value.

But an uncomfortable kind of entertainment....like laughing at someone because they seem crazy, which is actually more judgemental and mean.

I think also there are some city people who like to laugh at the 'country bumpkins' but that also is just discrimination.

So, in the end, it only has a mild interest and value, because as you say, nothing really happens that is of any particular value.

Why bother building a bearproof suit anyway?

Such a suit would cost a huge amount of money, and be very heavy so most people would never be able to use it.

The whole documentary and project seems like a waste.

The only value seems to be as a commentary about machismo and the stupidity of males fighting bears, and throwing knives, and shooting guns.

But I doubt if the director intended to do an expose on the stupidity of militaristic minded men.



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I'm so confused that this got seven stars...someone recommended this to me after I liked Grizzly Man. It was so boring! Nothing happens at all, you only even see a bear like twice and Troy is completely insufferable. No, I don't want to hear you talk about your giant knife for 15 minutes, it's embarassing. He's the kind of guy who will hit on you in a bar strictly for the purpose of launching into a delusional, bragging monologue about himself. Timothy Treadwell was self obsessed too but he was engaging and in his own twisted way he truly believed he was doin' it for the bears. This, on the other hand, is all about Troy, "hey everybody look at me! I'm in this big crazy suit lookit! Pay attention to me!" If it was about anything else he would have fought a bear by now. I can't believe he actually has a wife, she must be deaf.

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Thank God.
He shouldn't quit his day job.

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Yeah, what crasien01 said. Man you really thought this Troy guy was a "genius"?? HAHAHA.

P.S. There's no Nobel given for any sort of engineering.

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Jesus. Thank god that the vast majority of people 'get' this documentary (the reason behind its relatively high rating), and that the opinions being voiced here are the minority.
The fascinating motive/story behind this guys goal in life of making his suit, someone who is actually following his goal right to the end... no matter what the huge setbacks may be, and the fact he's an absolutley fascinating guy to listen to (sure, just as much to do with his eccentricity as anything else). This really is a well made, interesting documentary. What were you people looking for? a guy in a metal suit wrestling with a grizzly?! for gods sake, go watch some cartoons or something.

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original poster is a moron. he's canadian, big deal, half of canadian inventions were purchased or claimed by americans. so far he's created the bear suit, a fireproof paste, millitary body armor and vehicle plating for millitary vehicles.

if you have nothing better to do than break down a person because he does more in a year than you ever will in your lifetime, you have serious issues.

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Troy is an annoying Jerk. He exhibits little to no humility in his endeavors, he's terribly full of himself, his suit doesn't work, its a total fluff job on his ego. Notice most movies about people whose inventions actually function don't come across as overbearing self obsessed jerks. The movie had next to nothing to do with bears. If Troy was building the suit for gladiatorial combat that would be awesome, he's obviously into stuff like that, but he was doing it pretty much to get beaten up be a grizzly. And where is the scientific merit in that, again? Really, had the suit in any way functioned, what would the point have been? Being locked in a giant awkward suit where your sensory perception is next to nothing [he couldn't even see what the guys outside the bar were hitting him with] how is that at all coexisting with the bears? Yes, i've never built a suit that serves no purpose and have no documentary filmed about me talking myself silly. Why does this negate the fact that this film was terrible?

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EPSILETH,in case you had'nt noticed its not just me, lots of people are expressing their disdain that this piece of s*** was given such high acclaim.
Insulting me will not change my opinion, but obviously is a reflection on you and your life, so good-luck with that.

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I loved the part where the idiot was talking about serving in "Nam" and he and his men were on patrol in a quiet sector, so lacking no VC to kill they decided to try and kill each other playing chicken with a grenade. Are you kidding me? This moron never served in any war or with any disciplined platoon. First there is no such thing as a quiet sector and you don't need moronic games to keep your adrenaline up, that occurs naturally with fear. You treat every area you are in as if the enemy is right around the corner which they very well might be. Intel is frequently wrong concerning enemy positions especially when the enemy uses an underground cave system to move men and supplies. Second the game this idiot describes would definitely kill you and anyone within 30 feet as well and if you did survive I am sure giving your position away in such an idiotic manner would allow the VC the opportunity to do so. When you are on patrol you rarely talk and nothing above a whisper, hand signals are preferred. If I were leading a platoon and some moron pulled a stunt like this he would not make it back to face a court martial. All of these guys are a bunch of weekend warriors that carry big knives, talk big and carry big guns, Freud could tell you what they probably are carrying between their legs. I have seen guys like this in every bar I have ever been in and they are always bragging about some war they served in and you know instantly they are frauds. If you ever saw combat the last thing you would do is brag about it and if you were on patrol only an idiot would play chicken with a hand grenade. Stay on the compound and play pretend army that way the only person that can be hurt is you.

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Maybe if you thought more about it, the film is as much about him as it is about his quest, which makes how his quest to confront a grizzly bear irrelevant in the end. He's a Don Quixote-type who challenges forces beyond his capability, only to get knocked down by Mother Nature. But it's all about his irrepressible desire to get back up and challenge again. That's what makes the film entertaining, beyond whether he gets to finally go up against a grizzly.

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