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Holy Jesus….

Its hard to believe anybody really enjoyed this cinematic sludge heap. Dinner theater/porno/soap opera style acting… Really bad “Wolverine” wannabe…
But my question is, what is this movie doing in a “sci-fi” box set? I got this film in a 6 movie box set @ Big Lots for 10 bucks. The name on the box says “Sci-Fi Six Pack.” This film is about as sci-fi as the Death Wish or Lethal Weapon movies. I mean… Had our hero been bitten by a radioactive Jaguar, then yes… I would be able to see the sci fi connotation.

I guess I shouldn’t bitch too much, as it turns out I paid about $1.75 for this flick. I was surprised and happy to see Linda Blair in this film… I figured she’s always good for campy value, and she was under-utilized.

The Way of the Jack-Waa!

Trust me,
Swan
My, you're nosey, aren't you?