to many to choose but here a few of my favoites
"thank you for joining us at the buddy ebesn society"
"rev moon, ms hathway"
"my name is exter"..."doug exter"
"into the weenie mobile...weenie man away"
"eat at joes, eat at joes"
"here you go mr b"
"da da da da da its the brac show starring me im brac"
damn this is a funny movie...i wish it was on dvd
or one more
"there goes a stupid stupid man"
Tom: Hey, Mao, try this. It'll knock your socks off!
I am your pilot, Claude Rains. This is Harvey the Rabbit.
Mike: You know, the problems of a hunky scientist and a wormy guy don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Crow: Been ordering from the Adam and Eve Collection again, hmmm?
I just got out of the tube, man!
Exeter: A seatbelt isn't necessary.
Mike: You Commie!
Mike: Sort this...deliver that...I'll make 'em all pay!
Tom Servo: Well, I'll read this on the crapper!
Let's see...Shatner? Shatner? Doesn't look like he's in this one. We're safe.
Crow: Ah, so that's what a colon looks like!
Crow[impersonating George Takei]: There's a shuttlecraft on the portbow.
Hey, Kreskin! Quit hogging the bottle!
Mike: The aliens live in Hooterville?
I know they're gonna probe my anus!
Shut your gob, small-head!
The Jetsons II: After the Armageddon.
Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Tom Servo: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
Tom: [UFO]Pay no attention to me. I am just some swamp gas!
Mike: OH MY GOD! MY WAFFLE EXPLODED! OH, THE HUMANITY!
Cal: Your wife would gain twenty pounds while it[a device]did all the work for her!
Tom Servo: Cal, you b@#$%^!
Tom: THIS...ISLAND...EARRRRRRRRRRRTH!
I have no idea why, but one of my favs has to be:
"Normal view...normal view!...NORMAL VIEW!!!!!"
That just kills me!
I agree with moondog the normal view gets me every time :D
also the bit when Cal arrives at the scientist house and the german guys walks in and says "heil hitlerrr.....!"
When people see this theyll say 'Oh my God, that's terrible,' and then go on eating their dinners
"So this is squirrel pudding..."
Reduced my friend and I to tears. Now I say it whenever someone gives me food I've never had before.
That is fargin hillarious. That and the part when the guy goes walking by, and they make the "speeding car sound"
share"Shrinky Dink, remember?!"
Joe: "How'd you land the plane?"
Cal: "Couldn't. Didn't."
Mike: "I died!"
"Isn't he sitting too close to the T.V.?"
"Cal, please! You're holding a mutant turd!"
i love this movie and everything about MST3K. funniest show EVER!
Those are all awesome lines. That movie was awesome, to bad it did so bad at the theatre, and its hard to find on dvd oh well.
How About
Cal: Did webb see it
Joe: Unless hes blind
Cal: Check him...and joe until we find out we are all blind
Crow: Ill go poke webbs eyes out
The line about the "secret government eggo project" is great and the heil hitler one is hilarious
"I command you, stand back!"
"Acting"
Servo: (giggles) "Should we be seeing this?"
shareI didnt know the DVD was rare. I'm gonna have to get another one soon cause mine's almost worn out.
<"are you boys cooking up there?"
"no"
"are you boys building an interociter?"
"nooo">
<"Hope you slept well..."
Cause its time to die!!">
<"That's Dr. O Ling Tang"
"I love Tang!!">
<"To answer your last question first...."
Shutup!">
LOL what a great movie!
"Joe I'm in one of these boxes, come find me!"
Love it...
Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.
DAD...Your Friends are HERE!
There goes a Stupid Stupid Man...I'm gonna go home and Sleep in his sock drawer For Days!
You Know other people need to use this Ladder!
Oh Crap I spilt My Big Glup!
Kings Do not Marry their Whore's Henry....
I liked where they were at dinner and they kept saying:
I'm not an alien
But I'm not an alien
Then when they unpacked the boxes:
Please read before unpacking
Or when they have the parts out everywhere and the one guy is walking and they keep making glass breaking noises! I almost feel off the couch on that one!
During the credits -
"EASTMAN! He came from the east, to do battle with the amazing RANDO!"
Mike (when Russell "the Professor from Gilligan's Island" Johnson appears on the screen): "What's this 'And the rest' crap?"
shareI diden't notice, when was that in the movie? funny though
shareThis movie has so many excellent lines it's hard to pick just a few but here goes:
"Putting a men's room in the tower, what was I thinking?"
Exeter: "I know them"
Servo: "I've partied with them!"
"Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me!"
"And his coffin will be made entirely of coconuts, thank you."
"Meanwhile Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout."
"Give Uncle Scrotor a hug!"
"Must feel like they're inside a bong!" "WOOO!" (Not so much the line, more of how Crow says it.)
"Normal view... normal view... normal view... NORMAL VIEWWWWWWWWWWW."
"The secret government Eggo project."
and the 2 recurring gags of "I'm not an alien!" and the Amazing Rando lines plus the whole "Industry, science and technology" part.
I too must go for the "I´m not an alien" line.
shareJust wanted to say thank you for listing so many quotes! My brother and I are in a text messaging war with quotes from this movie. I had forgotten "Normal view...normal view...NORMAL VIEW!!!!"
My personal favorites are:
"Nanu...hi there."
"I feel safe with you Brak, you have a gentle touch"
"Put you in the B*&%h transformer"
"Well there you have it...a le
>Just wanted to say thank you for listing so many quotes! My brother and I are in a text messaging war with quotes from this movie<
Isn this movie great. so many good lines, makes me laugh whenever i see it. when i call my girlfriend alot of times i say "na new" like they did in the scene with exter on the interossator. it went "na new" "hi there" I think crow said it. and so many other parts. I HOPE WE SEE A NEW DVD FOR IT SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as it pretains to a new dvd that is.
The only ones I can think of:
CROW: Pull up, Tinkerbell! Pull up! OH GOD, NO!
(I can't believe no one mentioned this one yet)
TOM & CROW: Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!
Try switching a MS Word document to "normal view" and NOT have that quote ringing in your head...! It's not a good idea to sing it in cubicle land, though. It doesn't make you very popular *sigh* :D
A few other favourites:
Hope you slept well - 'Cause it's time to die.
[Race car sound as scientist walks briskly past camera]
Into the Wienie Mobile - Wienie Man awayyyy!
Well, let's go get your brains scrambled, dum dee dumdum...
"Service engine soon," I wonder what that means...
Goodbye to Noah Beery, Hello Harold Lloyyyyd...
[counting down the interocitor parts as Wienie Man steps on them - *crunch* *crunch*]
Sort this, deliver that, I'll make 'em all pay.
They're very into Yes on this planet.
[creaky teenage voice] Dad, your friends are here.
[giggling at the Mut-Ant's fashion sense] Is he wearing slacks?
Hey, his legs are sticking out!
[speculating on what's inside the mountain] Pudding?
[mountain explodes] That's what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave.
Hey Kreskin, quit hoggin' the bottle.
The light from these credits originated over seven thousand years ago.
[a scientist says something about Mozart in German and then leaves] Yeah, whatever.
If not completely satisfied, please return unused portion for full refund.
Here's something my wife could use in the house...
Crow - A man?
Exitor - Come now Doctor Meeachem a man as curious as you would want to find out who I am, where I come from
Servo - If I have pants on
Ruth - Thats General U'ling Tang
Mike - I LOVE tang
Exiter - The temrapture must be thousands of degrees now
Crow - Cooler by the lake
Exiter - And yet..
Servo - Rents are reasonable
Cal - theres 2486 parts
Crow as joe (CRUNCH) 485 sir
The secret government ego project
WOW thats one hell of a view master
Cal - Increas rate of activity
Servo - Start warming the syrup
There are just TO many, Funniest movies I swear
Inserting the Breakfast Pastry
I love the blueberry ones
Wolverines
All great. These crack me up
Keanu Reeves in: "My own private air field"
Sir, I just need to see your pass sir, sir, just..ah whatever
Put me on intermittant, Joe
Its a long par 4 leading to the nations capital
My wife has the seat so close to the steering wheel, how can she drive like this?
Right, lets sneak away under cover of afternoon, in the biggest car in the county.
Why are they all sitting in front?
Dr. Meecham, we're not hiring
Place the disc in position on your left, now throw it at Joe really hard
Hey, it comes with a Garth Brooks cd!
They worship the everlasting gobstopper
Cal honey, put your shoes on, we're at gramma's.
Those are just some. And a bunch of my favorites were already listed
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