Favorite line... - Multiplicity (1996) Discussion

[–] apshag34 20 years ago

Dr. Leeds: "On the first day we cloned a virus."
Doug: "You cant have too many viruses."
Dr. Leeds: "On the second day an earthworm."
Doug looks in disbelief: "God bless you, sir."

Doug asking about clone #2: "So, what do I feed him?"

Dr. Leeds: "What do you do in your spare time?"
Doug: "I play golf. (thinks for a second) Yeah, I play golf."
Dr. Leeds: "How often do you play?"
Doug: "Never."

Doug: "So, what are you doing?"
Vic: "I'm doing to driveway."
Doug: "Good job. But, its the wrong driveway!!"

Doug: "If I hear one more word out of you Vic, one more word, I swear to god, Im going to get that drywall hammer, and I'm going to beat you to death with it."

reply

[–] krotchrocker 20 years ago

4: "Come on up Doug, we're spitting on bugs"

reply

[–] starzmeg 20 years ago

"Did you bring me a monkey?"

"Hey Steve great party" both by the wonderous #4

reply

[–] BigDJ2 20 years ago

"Pizza Steve!"

reply

[–] SlamDunk312 20 years ago

Doug#2-"Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?"
Doug-"What am I gonna do about it? I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him" (pointing to Doug #3)

reply

[–] pieries_is 15 years ago

What am I gonna do about it? I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him" (pointing to Doug #3)

THAT WAS THE BEST LINE EVER!

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it" - Rory Breaker (Lock'Stock)

reply

[–] Irish-John 15 years ago

Don't even need to type it. Its my sign off.

"I'm gonna get you a gift"
-A chainsaw?
"..........or a book"

reply

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] violentquiche 15 years ago

best.line.ever!
<3MightyBoosh<3PeepShow<3BlackBooks<3

reply

[–] jenniferlynnbay 20 years ago

"tuck tuck fold..... two tucks and a fold..."

reply

[–] B-J-C 20 years ago

"Pizza!" Said by 4 at the very end when he throws it like a paper at the porch. And just about every time 4 calls 1 Steve.

Money is society's way of telling you 'You could do better!'

reply

[–] gonzo_440 20 years ago

"Did you bring me a monkey?"

Doug: "I'm going to get you a present for this."
#4: "A chainsaw?"

Both by #4!!! Oh and also when he cals Doug Steve! Actually pretty much everything that comes out of #4's mouth!

reply

[–] mattyt81 19 years ago

Ok people, sorry if I get some of these wrong. I havent seen this movie for ages but here it goes...

"Did you bring me a monkey?"

"We're gonna eat a dolphin!"

"I got a wallet. This guy gave it to me"

and I think Doug hurts his hand or something, then #4 says something like "that hand's gonna have to come off, Steve"

reply

[–] tom_d_henry 16 years ago

"CLONE NOOKIE!!!"

reply

[–] jamesrneilson 19 years ago

Doug: "I'm going to buy you a present"

clone 3: "A chainsaw?"

Doug: "or a book, something really nice though"

reply

[–] 19 years ago

[deleted]

[–] the_leper_falls 19 years ago

4. Sorry Steve...That leg's gonna have to come off.

2. Who ate all the Bolonga?
4. Burglers!

reply

[–] TheRetroCritic 19 years ago

So many great lines in this film, here's my selection:

Number 3: "Fabulous rule Doug! Fabulous rule"

Doug: "I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him!"

Doug: "What do I feed it?"
Number 2: "What do I feed 'it'? What am I? A hamster?"

Number 3: "So much for rule number 1"

Eugene Levy: "What's the problem?"
Doug: "It's the wrong driveway. That's the problem, don't you think?"

Mister E.

reply

[–] the_leper_falls 19 years ago

My life's in shambles.... I need Pie

reply

[–] 19 years ago

[deleted]

[–] phalex-1 18 years ago

indeed, i love the "My life's in shambles. I need pie." line. great delivery and momentum. along all the No.4's one-liners like "Bye Steve! Great party." and the scene with Andy MacDowell where he says "I want pizza!".

"Multiplicity" is just an all around incredible performance by Keaton, and it's the best showcase i've seen of his acting abilities. he really excels at comedies.

it's a shame all he's done lately are kids' movies and corny thrillers. he should fire his manager, he's clearly not good for him. Keaton should be on the Hollywood "A list" right along big-shots like Tom Cruise or George Clooney. especially since he overshadows both of them when it comes to sheer talent.

another one i feel strongly about that place is Sean Penn. i recently remembered his amazing performances in "Mystic River" and "21 Grams". such an amazing actor.
________________________________________________
I played connect-the-dots with your beauty marks
and I ended up with picture perfect sheet music.

reply

[–] DrexxelNec 19 years ago

I can't believe nobody posted this, cuz my wife and I use it all the time...

Doug: "What's wrong with him?"
Doug #2: "Y'know how when you make a copy of a copy..."

reply

[–] Kirokai 19 years ago

To Vic:
"Take you New York watch, and your fat LA A$$ and get outta here!"

#4 "Sorry Steve, that leg's gonna have to com off."

#2 As he's making out with Laura
"I could really go for one of those canned hams right now."

"Is he safe with that razor?"
Yeah, 2 and I take the blade out. We shave him when he's sleeping."

So, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. MKSK

reply

[–] TheRetroCritic 19 years ago

Another line that makes me laugh is when doug and 2 are in the same restaurant and, as a distraction, Doug grabs his wife and tells her:

"Honey, look at me, look at me!....how do I look?"
"Crazy!"

Jim Carrey fansite and new forum:

http://cablogula.tripod.com

reply

[–] scotty-38 19 years ago

Doug #2: Hey Vic. What time is it?

Vic: 4:30 in New York so that would it... umm.... 2:30 here?

Doug #2: Why is your watch on New York time?

Vic: Haha. Funny story. Bought it in New York and just could not figure out how to reset the darn thing.

Doug #2: What time did I tell you to be here?

Vic: Ok. I'm not sure we decided on a specific time-

Doug #2: Yeah we were. We were real specific. 1:30. Fact I repeated it twice.

Vic: Boy oh boy. That's funny cause for some reason 2:30 just stuck in my head.

Doug #2: I'd like to stick something else in your head. Hahaha.

Vic: Hahaha

Doug #2: Haha. You're fired.

Vic: What?

Doug #2: You're fired. Take your New York watch and take your fat L.A. ass and get out of here. I'm gettin someone else.

reply

[–] NobodycallsmeSam 19 years ago

"Just tell me what you want Doug!"

"I want pizza!"

Oh and that moment with the cola, when he keeps topping up his glass? Me and my brother do that scene all the time, it rocks! This whole movie rocks! I love it!
x xx

thats because my name is Linda

reply

[–] burninblazes 19 years ago

"I like pizza. I LIKE IT!" (I have this quote stuck in my head)

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill him."

"Look at me!!.... How do I look?"

_ _ _

"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"

-- Ed Wood, the movie

reply

[–] I_AintFraidOfNoGhost 19 years ago

I'm surprised that no one has put this one.

Doug: "Hey! Is somebody PAYING you to watch her ass because you're doing a great job of it."

reply