terrible movie title


I guess "Tori be nimble, Tori be DEAD," or "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of MURDER" must have already been in use elsewhere.

reply

LOl =D

"I gotta be horrible at everything. Or else it just wouldn't be me."- Ryan Dunn

reply

[deleted]

The title is the best thing about the movie, but I actually think I prefer "Tori be nimble, Tori be DEAD."

:)

~Spirit desire, spirit desire, we will fall.~

reply

It is kind of a strange title! What's stranger almost is that is the book's title. I guess it was supposed to be attention-getting and it is!


"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

reply

ha ha...but its attention getting in a way that is very irritating to me! I cant really say why it is other than it just sounds like such a juvenile and manufactured title. I just want to answer the title question of "Mother may I sleep with danger" by saying, "Sure, go ahead and sleep with danger...like I really care!"

reply

[deleted]

Once again, FUCK YOU, FATLUX AND FUCK YOUR SMUG, FEY and pompous signature.

reply

Another stupid movie title is "It Was Him Or Us". Who comes up with these stupid titles?

reply

Wait, wait, wait...you watched this movie and then you want to belittle just the title of this hot steamin' pile of bad writing, bad filmmaking, bad acting...wait...it's Tori, that should be bad OVERacting. Whatever moron writes, and gets paid an insane amount of money to write, this crap is 9 out of 10 times the twit who comes up with the titles.

reply

How about "Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear" or "Betrayed by Love". Gaggy titles!


"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

reply

Lifetime may or may not be a better channel than I believe it to be. But it is crap like this that makes me not even want to bother to find out. Whenever I hear a totally lame movie title, I can usually count on it to be a Lifetime Original.

reply

Baby Monitor is the winner for me. Talk about a crappy movie! And the "baby" monitor was for a 5 year-old!

reply

whats funny is that this kind of title was used in an episode of "Family Guy," and as soon as I heard it I immediately thought of THIS piece of drek movie! What I am referring to is the title of Brian's book that was published. It was: "Faster than the Speed of Love" and it soooo reminded me of the title of this movie that I laughed out loud!

reply

Wow...that is such a great comment! I completely forgot about that Family Guy title...good call! I remember when I was a kid there was this movie that was released in the 70's called simply "$"...just the dollar sign. It naturally bombed at the theater, not because of the movie itself, but rather I think its because no one knew what to call it. People called its "dollar Sign," "money," and just about anything else that had anything remotely to do with money.

reply

Seduced and Betrayed is also a good cheesy title.

reply

Wait, what? "Baby Monitor" was REAL?

Bawahahahah!




Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!

reply

'row row row your boat, forget the boat, run run run as fast as you can!' maybe a little long. tho, i think it captures the tone.




Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

reply


Its the book's title.

"Mother May I Sleep With Danger?" by Claire Rainwater Jacobs.

The movie is actually more interesting! The book doesn't focus enough on Kevin & Laurel.


"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

reply

Please jam Penfold Up. Your. Ass.

reply

"Tori be nimble, Tori be DEAD," or "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of MURDER"
--------------------------------------------

That was hilarious! Lord. I'm getting ready to watch the movie on YouTube! I can't wait for the laughs to come rolling in!

reply