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Best line from this movie



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Quo Non Ascendam (STS '98)

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ACk Ack Ack ACk ACk ACk ACk ACk!!!!

Hell is other People

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Ack Ack Ack Ack!!!!

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"Guess it wasn't the dove" --gets me every time, lol!



"Guess it wasn't the dove."

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I will second this one. It makes me spill my beer every time I hear it.

Norm

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Best line in the movie, and Portman's delivery was perfect.

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Yes it was perfect!

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The speech from the translator device:
"All green of skin, eight hundred centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds, for fundamental truth of self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest."

The General: "What the hell does THAT mean"?!?

I don't know which is funnier; the speech or the General's reply.

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The General: "What the hell does THAT mean"?!?

Find that one hilarious aswell.


or in Norad

Ellloooow Maurice, comment ca va ?
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prrrriuuuprrrriuuu
ack ack
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Oh mon dieu ...

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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up

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Good Call! I forgot that one, "for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest".

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"Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?"

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[Watching an alien on TV]
First Lady: I'm not allowing that thing in my house.
President Dale: Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.
First Lady: Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.

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The whole dialog sucked from beginning to end...

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"SHUT UP, SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP, SHUTUPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

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"I think we should all live in teepees, cuz they're better inuh lotta ways.."

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I'll also agree with the general's "what the hell does that mean?!" line. I also distinctly remember the audience cracking up over that. I haven't seen the movie in maybe 10 years, but I've always remembered that line despite forgetting pretty much all of the other movie.

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The be-all, end-all... "They blew up Congress!! HAHAHAHA!"



And now for something completely different...

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Gramma Norris - "They blew up congress! Ha ha ha ha!" Agreed! THE best line in the whole movie - it always cracks me up

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