SEE THIS MOVIE !!!
"Viddy well this spankin celluloid biotch!"
(See this movie)
"Chillin on our regularly scheduled verbiage"
(End of message in American language)
I found dvd with english subtitles available from ebay http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kolja-Kolya-DVD-1996-Oscar-Winning-Czech-Drama-English-French-Italian-Subtitle-/131480540731?hash=item1e9cd9d63b
as well from czechmovie.com http://czechmovie.com/d/kolja-kolya-dvd-1000349/