Favorite Cisco line?


"...but respectfully, shut the F*%K UP"

I liked this line because it's the first thing we hear from Cisco, before even seeing him. Anyone have a favorite line by the Cisco character? basically everything he said was hilarious.

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"no luke skywalker you *beep* inbred"

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"Soak it up, you ugly sponge."

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Gleemonex makes it feel like it seventy-two degrees in your head... all... the... time!

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"Gleemonex for pe-ets!" *and the look on his face while he's saying it. kind of desperate...
oooh, "soak it up...",also a good one

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Get a receipt!

I am making a birdhouse.

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Absolutely. "Get a receipt!" *beep* hilarious.

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"Get a receipt!"

"Heh - women.......not you two"

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"alright, so when do you ladies want to sign this piece of paper that says last night never happened?"

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"Something's in my EYE!!!!"

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"Which one of you ladies wants to sign the papers that say last night never happened?!"

Lol

"That's the karma again, I didn't help Kenny so she beat me up with a telephone"

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"You're not a plate of croissants."

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Well, could you get me something to eat before i chew my *beep* hand off!

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"There's something in my eye!!.... Bird*throws it down and walks away*"

Two wrongs don't make a left hand turn.

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"Soak it up..." is definitely great, but my favorite has to be "No, Luke Skywalker you *beep* inbred."

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I have to agree, the luke skywalker line is definitely the funniest, but everything Cisco said was funny.

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"So I was driving around the other day in my $62,000 car..."

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